14 Works in Nile Freeman Has the Team's Only Brain Cell

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    The working title for this was "Andy vs chores" and then it got away from me.

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    “We don’t usually do cults,” Andy said to Copley as he proposed their latest job. “Things can get weird.”

     

    Spoiler alert: things get weird.

    In which the team takes on a new mission, arts and crafts fun is had, Nicky and Nile share a devastating secret, and Joe has an existential crisis over some paperwork.

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    It’s Nicky’s turn. He looks at Joe, who’s responsible for (or at least complicit in) nearly all of his have-evers. What haven’t they done?

    “Oh,” he says, as the realization hits. “Never have I ever had a threesome.”

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    He hurt. Physically. Which was odd, considering his immortal healing. Nicolo had stuck a knife into his kidney. And Yusuf had gutted him while saying that, that pain was nothing on the hours upon hours of torture that they had gone through. Nicolo had then stepped behind him and snapped his neck.

    When he had woken, his hands were bound behind his back and his legs tied to the fence surrounding the safehouse. The knife that Nicolo had buried in him was still there. He felt his body trying to heal around the blade but it couldn’t.

    He supposed this was barely a fraction of the pain that they felt.

    He wanted to scream for help, but he knew that he deserved this, and whatever else they saw fit as punishment.

    Nile came to him in the morning, horrified. She untied him and helped him up while looking at him with a pity that he couldn’t stand.

    He couldn’t stand it. He hated it. He didn't want her pity.

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    Joe and Nicky hurt Booker. He runs away and they bring him back. This their story

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    A Not Fic about sad Booker in a lighthouse and Nile the kick ass Seal Woman who's like you are proof that no one chooses to be a morosexual but damn I can't wait to kiss your entire face and have you make me crepes

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    “Nicky locked Joe’s dick in an app-controlled cock cage and now it’s stuck,” Nile tells Andy as she pours a mug of yesterday’s coffee.

    (Based on a true story!)

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    Booker’s gaze is hollow, but he stares steadily back at Joe. “You have no idea,” he says again. “You said you would walk through fire for Nicky? I would have done that a thousand times for my children, before I ever knew that I would survive it.” He takes a step closer, and Joe instinctively readies himself at the look in his eyes.

    “Imagine,” Booker says, his voice low. “Just for a moment, that Nicky is dying.”

    Joe punches him right in the face.

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    Joe Al-Kaysani likes to think of himself as a good person.

    At least this is what he tells himself as the most beautiful Italian man berates him about the merits of laundry room etiquette.

    He’d like to say that he has no idea how he got into this exact scenario. But if he did, he would be a big fat stinking liar.

    or Joe and Nicky are neighbors caught up in a laundry-based rivalry and fall in love along the way

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    Reading the file Copley feels like pulling out his hair. He makes a new account to take care of bail money specifically.

    Or five times everyone got arrested separately and one time they all got arrested together.

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    I hate this plan, Andy's phone lights up with the notification and she slaps Nile's hand when she goes to reach for it.

     

    - Joe, Nicky, Nile and Andy clean up the mess in the wake of Booker's exile.

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    “Nile, sweetheart, please tell me you are just dog-sitting” Joe asks turning the attention back to the canine who has rolled over onto its back, little legs flopping over as it exposes its tummy.
    Absently, Joe rubs its belly, fingers sinking into the soft fluff of its chest even as he watches Nile carefully, because he’s got to be able to tell Andy he at least asked.

    “I am just dog-sitting” Nile confirms, then adds “My dog”

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    There isn't much creativity when you have fake names such as Nicky Smith and Joseph Jones.

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    In which Nile drives the getaway car for the first time and quickly learns that there's a reason why everyone in this family drinks.

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    A non-murder reunion of the Immortal Family

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