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    Reichenbach Falls are a very peculiar town. It’s a home to many strange creatures, pixies, demons, weeping angels, and for some reason a vicious spirit of an impostor Nicolas Cage that has a tendency to show up like a sore mould. Sherlock, John, and Irene start uncovering conspiracies over the summer as they visit John’s grunkle Greg, a French Canadian conman who rules the Mystery Shack. Along the way they meet Sam and Dean, two hunters, and their angel friend Castiel, but that’s not the end of it. The Doctor and his companion take interest in Reichenbach Falls and its odd properties and fauna and flora, and they pop in and out unpredictably as TARDIS allows.
    But there is danger lying below, above, and everywhere: the ancient Chaos, unchained ever since Light and Darkness became unbalanced, what with Darkness being locked away.
    These are the SuperWhoLock voyages to save the world, because Chuck knows the world needs it, but it is not only that. There’s friendships acquired, love declared, traumas dealt with, and mayhem caused.
    The Game is on.

    DISCLAIMER - you needn't have watched Gravity Falls to understand or read this fanfiction, even though it is its AU, or SPN or DW, just enjoy the mashup~ Read ToC

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    why is there no nicolas cage rpf tag? fix your website ao3

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    Ur mom is a communist, and various other characters doing the most random, crack things

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  4. Christopher's Curious Crossover Catastrophe [COMPLETE] by

    Fandoms: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon, Joshua and the Promised Land (2004), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Metal Gear, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Fantastic Four (Comicverse), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Blues Brothers (Movies), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Movies), Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Final Fantasy IX, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, IT - Stephen King, Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015), Final Fantasy V, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Persona 5, Batman - All Media Types, Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Series), Xenoblade Chronicles, Zoolander (Movies), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Doctor Strange (2016), Back to the Future (Movies), Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Real-Time Fandub Games, Despicable Me (Movies), The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, The Simpsons, National Treasure (Movies)  

    22 Apr 2021

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    I had to read The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time back in high school, and I thought it was a really good book. So, naturally, I had to ruin it by making a stupid, terrible crackfic where nothing makes sense and everyone is stupid and a homicidal maniac. Also nobody actually dies, and the story gets more and more nonsensical as it goes on, and I have no clue what's happening anymore. Please, please, PLEASE don't take any of this seriously, it's just for the lols.
    [FULLY COMPLETE]
    All characters are owned by their respective owners.

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    Dani turns evil in the bedroom... but does Jamie like it?

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    I fixed The Great Gatsby. You’re welcome, F. Scott Fitzgerald.
    If it’s on Wikipedia, it must be true, right?

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    "It's certainly an interesting conundrum." Rosebot mused quietly, spinning a little 3d diorama of the situation in question with her finger, feeling metal synapses snap into motion behind her transmitted consciousness. A trolleycar barreling towards a line of innocents, in infinite variations. Always Rosebot at the lever, of course, and she was more than intelligent enough to puzzle out, to solve the correct solution every single time.

    Pull the lever. 1 < 5. Bam. Ethics won.

    But something about that felt too easy.

    7/365

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    The sequel to "Celebrities Live in London 2".

    Hosted by Jack Whitehall, and starring Margot Robbie, Cara Delevingne, Chris Hemsworth, Samara Weaving, Brie Larson, Tom Holland, Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage.

    Sketches include a live action sketch based on the adult anime "Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt" where the sisters meet Thor, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, a sketch involving Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, and Brie Larson fighting an invisible enemy.

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    A 16 year old cocaine addict seizes the opportunity of a lifetime, but nothing in life comes without a cost.

    Stephanie "Stevie" Costa-Barbara Palvin
    Other celebrities mentioned- themselves

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    John makes popcorn and there is no foreshadowing at all. None.

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    Nicholas Cage is being burned alive inside of the Wicker Man but his luck changes when the wooden giant converts into a giant fighting robot for him to pilot and lets him get revenge on these women

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    A procedurally-generated Nicolas Cageventure.

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    Y/N just broke up with her fiance, and Nic Cage knows exactly how to make her feel better... ;)

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    This is basically my spin on "The Expendables" movies. The team is made up of a face cast of the following: John Cusack, Ewan McGregor, Gerard Butler, Nicholas Cage, Jeffrey Donovan, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Johnny Depp. The bad guy's face cast is Eddie Izzard and Javier Bardem. The parents face cast is Bruce Campbell and Jamie Leigh Curtis with her brother being face cast as James Marsters. For most of the actors named I picture them in some of their earlier roles since most of them are currently in their 40's, 50' and/ 60's the exception being the parents and Eddie Izzard. I've taken liberties with the city of Atlanta and the metro area from my time there.

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    A Katie Cassidy fanatic tells her how obsessed he is with her. It doesn't go very well for him. Crack fic.

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    The author has figured out the most merciless way to trigger the Katie Cassidy fanatics who bully fanfic authors for pairing Oliver with Sara, Nyssa or Kara instead of Laurel.

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    The author has snapped from all the harassment by Tony stans so he lets his inner secret power out with Wade's help.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that every fandom must be in want of a Gladiator AU.

    Æmilia sighed. “Yes, I am coming anon.”

    “Incidentally, 'I am coming anon' is what I saw written on a wall near Flavius's brothel in the Via Appia,” Iacobus remarked.

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    These are some rewrites of some of my favorite character interactions, inspired by some art by @chewwypepsicola on Twitter (https://twitter.com/chewwypepsicola). I hope you enjoy!
    (For sake of clarity: the colors are switched around like in the original art, but everybody keeps their original quirks. Hopefully that makes it easier to tell who's who.)
    I also want to give a gigantic thank you to my friend Cassie (https://twitter.com/Blooodwynn) for tracking down 90% of these pages, helping me brainstorm, checking my work, and on and on and on I could NOT have done this without her

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    A cute, shy, beautiful, kind, awesome, amazing, cool, quiet, stunning, beautiful, caring, loving, nice, reserved, interesting, introverted, happy, optimistic girl is in love with Denki (my hero academia)... But everyone is in love with her! how to win over denki before she looking like a slut whore!

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