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    When he turned his key and opened the little panel, several packages that had been unceremoniously stuffed inside tumbled out at him, spilling onto the floor. A few more remained lodged inside, and a key to the parcel boxes hung precariously off the ledge.

    ...what.

    Scooping up the fallen parcels, Baz inspected them. As he figured, they were not addressed to him, but to one Simon Snow. An unusually large case of a usual misdelivery. The address on each one, however, was clearly Baz’s.

    All seven of them.

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    Or: How a simple case of misplaced mail leads to such things as cheer-up-the-bachelor parties, transience as a state of being, the icepocalypse, and mildly prophetic Taylor Swift lyrics.

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    Maybe I shouldn’t have come. Maybe I should just let you wander and fade, now and forever, for leaving me alone with this. For setting yourself on fire rather than living with me the way I am. The way we could have been together.

    The Veil is lifting again, and Baz goes home with Simon in tow to prepare to meet a Visitor he missed twenty years ago.

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    Inspired by the tweet: "sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no I’m GAY I CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, I’m gay. You’re five.”"

    Or: bad gay humor is generational, and often unintentional!

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    How to be a Vegan Vampire by Simon Snow

    Oi, what do you mean ‘by Simon Snow?’ What am I, chopped liver?
    Your appearance does nothing to contradict that assessment.
    Sod off, Sheep King.


    It’s pretty rude of Baz to be all self-deprecating, in Simon’s opinion, when he looks like a model and is the fittest magical creature out there (with the exception of Goblins. Maybe.) Cos honestly, being a Vampire isn’t all that terrible, right? Pretty hot, if you ask him. Simon seeks out two fairly content Vampires to try and make Baz realise he’s not the monster he says he is.

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    “Stay with me, love,” Baz says. I barely catch his voice over the noise.
    “I’m here.” I don’t have to shout for Baz to hear me. He always hears me. He’s always listening. “I’m yours.”
    Baz hums, moving a hand to press firmly against my lower back, against the base of my tail. I close my eyes.
    “Want to mark you up,” I whisper. His fingers scratch against me as he untucks my shirt, cool hand finding skin at the small of my back. “Want you inked with my name. Want everyone to know you’re mine.”

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    Simon, Baz, Penelope, Agatha, and Shepard head to Watford to deal with whatever new danger is threatening the World of Mages. Because of course they do.

    [set after Carry On and Wayward Son]

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    This story takes place in a world where the equivalent of the Hunger Games exists, but in a all-magic society, so magic and monsters take the place of machines and technology. Simon and Baz are not direct analogues of Katniss and Peeta; rather, this is an imagining of how Simon and Baz might fare in a Hunger Games scenario.

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    The Magickal Creatures of Britain have been hiding in their gilded cage for far longer than any of the Dragon Elders can remember by the time Ebb hears a baby crying outside the Gate.

    Simon is taken in and raised alongside the rest of the dragons and magickal creatures in Wales; but whilst he hopes that most of his new “family” accept him, it’s common knowledge that humans will suck them dry of magic, given half the chance.

    When Strangers arrive at the edge of the forest, Simon takes it upon himself to do anything he can to protect his family. They’re suspicious, after all—especially that one human, with his long dark hair and piercing eyes.

    Humans aren’t to be trusted. Humans are monsters, aren’t they?

    COBB Art

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    At the age of 21, Baz learns from Natasha that the oldest Pitch children have the secret ability to travel back in time, to moments they have lived before. Natasha discourages her son from using his gift to acquire money or fame, and Baz decides he will use it to improve his love life. He meets Simon Snow, falls in love, and wins his heart. However, Baz realizes that the problems of ordinary life persist despite his control of time.
    An About Time AU.

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    The boys have run into each other again after five years, Simon is determined to talk to Baz and get some answers after a not so chance encounter. Baz is maybe not as 'okay' or as over Simon Snow as he thought he was...

    (best understood when read after the previous works in the series)
     

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    There’s trouble at Watford.
    Headmistress Mitali is at a loss for what to do in the face of an intruding vampire and his accomplice.
    The gang agrees that Penny, Agatha, and Shepard ought to stay out of it—the last thing they should do right now is bring a Normal to Watford. They would be better off searching out help with Shep’s curse. And Agatha happens to know just the Lady...
    When Simon and Baz arrive on campus to save the day, they aren’t given the warm welcome they hoped for. They’re locked up, together, and forced to deal with all the many things haunting them... and make some new discoveries, as well.


    Written as a direct sequel to Wayward Son for COBB 2021, with absolutely no connection to AWTWB. A story about flipsides and family. Featuring vampires, towers, ghosts, demons, realizations, revelations, flames (and the lack thereof), and dramatic yearning.

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    Fiona had never minded getting into all kinds of trouble with her two soulmates, but this time Nico has done something that she's not sure she can ever get over. How long can the three of them pretend that the end wasn't coming?

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    "I saw him everywhere. In my classes, the library with Bunce, the food court, my favourite cafe. Hell, I even saw him in my favourite obscure record shop! Every time our eyes found each other, the air became electric with his hatred and my lust. I should’ve hated him, I should still hate him. In classes, all he did was prove that he was a moron but still raising his hand, blushing wildly when he got the answer wrong or smiling so brightly, that I truly believe an angel gets its wings every time, when he got the answer right. In the library, he was either being too loud and smiley or falling asleep whilst Bunce read silently. He never got in trouble for either, always managing to charm Mildred, the 67 year old librarian."

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    When Baz and Simon first meet at a welcome party, it goes as about as well as it ever does. Yet, they're forever drawn to each other. Until Simon stops coming to University. When their lives and those of their meddling friends are thrown together again, maybe - just, maybe - they can discover why they're so intrigued by each other [despite their obvious good looks and tremendous social skills, naturally].
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    [Slight chapter delay for a couple weeks - finishing my final uni year!]

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    Winning is the one thing Baz Pitch has wanted ever since he was a child. Simon Snow, on the other hand, just wants to get through a performance without falling. In a last ditch attempt to save his career, he leaves everything and moves his training base to Canada, but soon, news come from the other side of the world that somebody else will be joining him there too.
    This is a story about overcoming your anxieties, balancing love with a highly competitive sport and quads. (So. Many. Quads.)
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    Rated M for just to be safe and to give myself some wiggle room, because the fic is still in progress. The vast majority of it is T though and I'll put a warning before any chapters that might be more on the M side.

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    Simon Snow lost his powers four years ago, fighting the Mage and saving the magical world. He lived in Camden now, trying to stay far from what he lost. But one Friday night, Simon found a bloody Baz on his doorstep. Will he try to save him or leave him for dead ? They might have saved the world together, but they were still nemesis. Baz would let him die for sure.

    Tyrannus Basilton Pitch was ordered to infiltrate the vampires so he could defeat them from the inside. He didn't expect for Nicodemus to stab him in a dark alley. He thought he was going to die alone, before remembering Simon Snow lived nearby. Maybe it was his chance to say goodbye ?

    What if they didn't kiss on Carry On and found each other years later ?

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    In all the reincarnation stories, you're reborn with your true love. Your one and only. Your soulmate. Your fates tied together, written in the stars because one lifetime will never be enough.

    Simon Snow thinks that's bullshit because he keeps being reincarnated with his arch-enemy.

    Baz Pitch thinks that's bullshit because his love is unrequited.

    Both of them are tired of constantly being pulled together life after life. But Fate, despite all evidence to the contrary, is on their side.

    Fate loves a good story, after all.

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    The year is 2077. London is celebrating its centenary as an independent city state. One that feeds the darkest of humanity. A place where the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

    Somewhere hidden in the streets is a mercenary known only as Snow, who is contracted by the Merlin Conglomerate to zero the heir to the Pitch Corporation - Baz Pitch.

    One less Corpo is a win for London, but will he do it?

    This is not a story about saving the world. It is far simpler story of a man trying to save himself.

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    In 2013, when Gemma T. Leslieʼs final book of the Simon Snow Series was ought to be put out, Cath tried herself to give answers to all of the questions still left unsaid and to elaborate her own final chapter for her hero.

    Flash forward to 2021, in a parallel universe, here I am trying myself to do what Cath wanted to. (Only, I am real and Rainbow Rowell is too.)

    Simon Snow, The Ex Chosen One, The Blue-Eyes-Bronze-Curls-Leather-Wings-Anxiety Boy, and his dead handsome boyfriend are coming back to England after their "trip" to America.

    Things have changed and stayed the exact same way they were in America, and now itʼs up to Simon, Baz and their friends (some new, some old) to sort it all out. Will The Ex Chosen One save the day, again? Will Baz’s quest for his identity lead to the hoped conclusion? What’s Shepard’s role in this? Can Agatha and Penny see their worth, in the end?

    There's only one way to set things clear: looking for the answers at Watford.

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    Simon and Baz Snow having been living a perfectly comfortable and mediocre upper-class life they are forced to realize that they are both hitmen who have somehow managed to be at opposing ends of the trigger. Will they carry out orders to eliminate each other or will they attempt to get to the bottom of the mess that ties the Watford agency and the Grimm-Pitch agency in a bloody feud?

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    Life was good. Baz couldn't complain. He was no longer burning but he also was no longer alone. Asides from Nico in the office every day, a few other magical beings became regulars at the liaison office with pleas for the coven. Baz even made an effort to befriend some of his neighbors on his street. They were frequently popping in while he practiced in the backroom on slow days, drawn in by the sound of his violin. Baz didn't mind. His life was turning out to be something less violent and heavy than he could ever have predicted when he was younger. He should probably thank Simon Snow for breaking up with him some day...

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    33
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