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    When Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, James Rhodes and Matt Murdock somehow become friends, and then the bunch of asshole teenagers become vigilantes, the world doesn’t know what it’s in for. It really doesn’t.

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    Harry thought it was rather odd how few lies he actually told. You would think a wizard living in the middle of muggle New York would lie his arse off. But he didn’t think he’d once lied while explaining something magical to a muggle. Sure most of the time he came off as a complete and utter prick. It was also hilarious because no one ever believed him. He was a regular Luna Lovegood!

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    It’s been little over a year of the Avengers working together and they’ve become close. They’ve become friends. Family, some of them will whisper quietly, but only in the deepest parts of their minds where no one else can hear.

    When a mission goes wrong and Clint is killed, all of the Avengers are affected, but Tony disappears into his workshop for days. When he finally comes out, he has a new AI: a robotic bird named Featherbrain, who speaks in a familiar voice.

    Meanwhile, Clint wakes up, a prisoner in a cell, but he’s not alone. Sitting across from him is Loki, and no one knows where either of them are. They’ll have to work together to escape, but how can Clint possibly trust Loki?

    He might not have a choice.

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    Two weeks. Two weeks since the incident happened.
    You thought it was the worst thing that could ever happened.
    Then you thought it was the best.
    What you didn't know was that it was only the beginning. The beginning of a truly life-changing adventure.

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    The Avengers have just won their first victory as a team at the Battle of New York. Despite a lengthy jurisdictional dispute and emphatic resistance from Thor, S.H.I.E.L.D. has opted to retain Loki in their custody for interrogation and examination, rather than release him to Asgardian justice. Held in a high-security, classified facility, his case is turned over to Dr. Harleen Quinzel, a young up-and-comer in S.H.I.E.L.D.’s medical and scientific program. A specialist in criminal and violent behavioral analytics, with a keen interest in the study of metahumans, Dr. Quinzel thinks she’s seen the worst mankind has to offer, but is she prepared for what she’ll find in the mind of a god?

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    Steve Rogers is a soldier, a patriot, and an omega in a world where his status makes him a second-class citizen. He never asked to be a hero. But when the world pushed him, he pushed back. Unfrozen from cryo after 65 years, he awakens to a world where not much has changed, and finds himself assigned to monitor the son of the man that made him: Tony Stark.

    This epic work follows Steve Rogers and Tony Stark as the two grow together: as leaders, as Avengers, and as human beings, their lives and fates inextricably entangled.

    Part 2 of Omega Rising covers 2010-2011 (the period between Iron Man 2 and The Avengers), during which time Steve acts as an agent of SHIELD and spearheads an omega civil rights movement following a HYDRA capture.

    Updates Thursdays and Sundays. More notes inside.

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    The Circus left young Clint Barton in New York, and now he has to see how he'll survive the harsh winter.

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    Stark Industries' new campaign "Go Blue" has ironically been getting a lot less focus on the non-harmful energy part, and a lot more attention onto the idea of an Avengers reality TV-show. Tony was never one to disappoint and it's a downright disaster.

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    Loki is reforming plans to take over Midgard when he meets Lanie, a quirky intern with a knack for adventure. But Lanie's love may not be enough to save the wounded god from himself, and Loki is slow to trust. As Loki slips further and further into self hatred and doubt, he ponders whether he will be able to destroy S.H.I.E.L.D. and take his rightful place as king, or will the only thing good about his life be taken from him?

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    The trueborn child of King Robert and Cersei lives. Robert is determined to name his son after the Baratheon words and gets a bit more than he might have asked for. Cersei gets another child to viciously mother. Fury does not want to deal with this shit.

    Ehm.

    Prince Fury does not want to deal with this shit.

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    It wasn't supposed to go on this long, but it just...happened. It started off as a child's game of tag, but the Avengers just had to evolve it into something long and glorious, collateral damage included.

    Inspired by Jeremy Renner's new film "Tag." In theaters June 15.

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    Nick Fury is tired. Tired of the bickering and the whining, tired of the avengers acting like children. After successfully saving the world, not once, not twice, but several times, you'd think the Avengers would learn to get along. But everyone is too busy dealing with their own problems to care about their teammates. Fury tells them they need to work out their problems, or he's disbanding the team and they can go back to whatever it was they were doing before he recruited them. And he knows just the way they can prove they play well together.

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    Various ficlets of Darcy Lewis getting into smutty and nearly-smutty situations.

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    “Seriously? You want us to track down two old geezers? What did they do, make a noise complaint? Or did they drive too slowly?” Tony asked incredulously.

    In which Tony, Clint, and Steve are put together on a mission to collect Stanford and Stanley Pines because of possibly photoshopped photos of a corn chip with a bowtie.

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    He was going to kill Nat for this.

    The gunner’s nest, she’d sent in a coded message after Leipzig. This was the right place, the diner in Portland.

    So where is the fucking bomber?

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    Clint goes on a brief personal mission to retrieve something and remembers his first visit to a diner years before, with Natasha and Nick Fury.

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    Tony gets a call one day from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. They say his daughter's mother just died. His what? Tony doesn't have any daughters, as far as he knows. And why is Bruce so interested in the school's name? Tony's never heard of it. What is he going to tell the team? Or Peter and Harley, do they want a sister?

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    Tony has a mutant daughter

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    Two months after Siberia, an unexpected visitor shows up in Wakanda. Unfortunately for the Exvengers, he's not there for a pleasant visit.

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    Lucifer had no intention of dancing to somebody else's tune, even if that somebody is God himself. Why should he care about great plans for ending the world, when all he wants is to live his life apart from Heaven or Hell? The Apocalypse was their show, not his. Humanity does have its good sides after all, one of them being fast-food. How could a fallen angel like him overcome such a temptation?

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    The saying goes 'never look a gift horse in the mouth'. Tony would like to be the first to disagree with it. Because he totally is at this point. He's not sure what Loki did to him, but it's sure a hell of a lot more than just de-aging him. At least Jane is in the same boat now too. Sorta. They'll get things figured out eventually. Right? Hopefully soon too because the real world has a way of inserting itself into things if you ever forget about it. Things are going to be heating up soon. At least he has the beginnings of a new team and good friends to support him, come what may.

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    Two broken people and how they fit together.

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