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    How Fury accidentally, unintentionally, adopted Loki as the semi-son he didn’t want. (One-Shot) (No slash, no smut)

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    Loki's half-hearted attempt at redemption careens off-course after encountering SHIELD's latest asset - a young woman who was injured in a Chitauri blast that left her widowed, able to sense magic, and with no memory of the Battle of NY...or Loki. Curious, he allows himself to be captured by SHIELD in order to study her further, but ends up trapped when Thor arrives on the scene. Facing the prospect of indefinite imprisonment on Earth (without even a magazine), Loki strikes a deal with Fury: Freedom, in exchange for helping one mouthy, slightly-brain damaged mortal recover her memories - without revealing the role he played in the death of her husband.

    Post-Thor 2, slow burn, eventual smut. 80+ follows on FF.net, so maybe I’m doing something right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    It starts with Loki clinging to the broken edge of the Bifrost. It starts with, “No, Loki.” And it starts with a fall. Loki doesn’t know how long he falls between the branches of Yggdrasil, through deepest black and blazing stars and mottled nebulas... Loki doesn’t remember the last moments of his fall, nor does he remember the moment his weakened body impacts the hard crust of Midgard’s surface... He vaguely registers voices speaking English, speaking rapidly and speaking over each other, then all semblance of consciousness slips away…

    Two weeks later Coulson tells him, “Mr. Stark has agreed to put you up in his New York home and you can expect me or another agent to check in periodically. Please try to maintain a low profile.”

    - - -

    An alternate universe in which Loki falls from the Bifrost, but instead of landing in the tangled web of Thanos, he lands on Earth. Between becoming a public figure to spite SHIELD's instructions and casually (and then not so casually at all) dating a billionaire, Loki reluctantly helps prepare Earth's mightiest for the inevitable arrival of Thanos.

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    This is not what anyone bargained for.

    Pepper, Jane, Darcy, and Shuri are suddenly swept into early parenthood when twelve superheroes (and one villain) are mysteriously transformed into babies of varying ages, personalities, and superpowers! With the help of a freshly-brought-through-a-portal-from-the-40's Peggy Carter, the girls turn Avengers Tower into the world's most awesome nursery and buckle up for the ride of their lives. And it only gets crazier- pink tutus, Sharpie markers, trips to the doctor (a strangely familiar face), visits from villains, superpowers gone rogue, and a web-slinging babysitter are only part of the adventures in store for the gang as they try to handle twelve Babyvengers.

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    Elle n'était pas destinée à mourir. Il n'était pas destiné à la tuer... Ou les débuts difficiles de Natasha et Clint avant qu'ils ne deviennent des Avengers.

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    Some of the rules SHIELD has have funny origin stories, but you'll be hard pressed to find out what they are. It's a good thing SHIELD is the best spy agency in the world and can hide almost anything. Sometimes, though, it's good to recount how some rules came about.

    Or the 5 times Steve and Natasha are the reason a new rule is made at SHIELD and the one time it's Nick Fury's fault.

    Minor Steve/Natasha. It's not incredibly obvious, so if you don't ship it, you probably won't notice it.

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    Clint and Bucky have a mission: bring back the target alive.
    They start fighting over who is the best sniper.
    What could go wrong ?

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    After the dog and the cassowary, Tony had kind of assumed that would be it.

    He really should have known better.

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    Harry James Potter is allergic to any kind of government-type organisation, and deathly so to any attempt of manipulation, coersion or gratification from the said type of organisation, especially after quite a trying year in the accelerated Auror course. SHIELD is not an exception, although it is based far across the ocean and mainly composed of non-magicals. And now they find out, to their detriment and the would-be Avenger Team’s indirect fortune.

     

    (Inspired in a way by the fic Little and Broken, But Still Good by Ysabetwordsmith, especially the quote she used there: “This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah – still good.” – Lilo & Stitch.)

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    A team with more alpha's and no omega's shouldn't work, but it does. Well, that's what they thought anyways. After years of hiding his secret the four oldest members of the team where regressed back to their younger years, this becomes Tony's nightmare as his secrets are revealed.

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    Steve is shouting.
    Clint is shouting.
    Natasha is shouting.
    Bucky is defending.
    Bruce is checking.
    Thor is sort of checking.
    Coulson is whispering.
    Fury is furious.

    And Tony is trying not to whimper.

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    Bryn Connors blames Wheeljack entirely. Really, she was just doing her job, and now she is stuck in the middle of nowhere with a very large Green thing growling at her. She only hopes that she somehow is still on Earth, but at this point, she wasn't about to count on it. Hopefully someone would find her soon!

    This is a short story in the middle of my other, longer story. If you want to read it alone, no one will stop you, but I recommend reading the first part of this series first.

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    Two weeks. Two weeks since the incident happened.
    You thought it was the worst thing that could ever happened.
    Then you thought it was the best.
    What you didn't know was that it was only the beginning. The beginning of a truly life-changing adventure.

     

    Or: Reader gains some awesome powers and tries to good by them but accidentally catches the attention of some other superpowered individuals.

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    When Bruce is brought onboard the Hellicarrier he finds he isn't the only one with emotion issues. He finally has someone that understands. You are quick to make friends and before he even rightfully knows it he wants something more.

    A/N: This is a super old fic that I am moving over from Deviant Art.

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    New York is in shambles, and so are the Avengers. Tony's had enough of SHIELD's schemes and decides to quit, which is bad news for Fury, since SHIELD could use his expertise in the face of new rising threats. When Thor returns to Earth with a weakened Loki in tow and orders from Odin, Fury gets a brilliant idea... a plan involving Loki, magic, seduction, fake business transactions, and so, so many lies.

    But maybe there is a bit of truth in the mix, as a certain God of Mischief and a Man of Iron are about to realise.

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    “Cease your fussing,” he said softly as Tony buried his head in Loki’s shoulder, “and let us go find you something clean to wear. I am sorry that your mother and friends are gone, but you will be alright, Anthony. We will take care of you.”
     

    Tony gets hit with a permanent de-ageing spell, and the rest of the Avengers (and SHIELD) prove to be less-than-suitable guardians. Thor summons a pardoned Loki and returns from Asgard to pick up the parenting slack, and hopefully to correct the damage that Howard left, while their little family slowly grows along the way.

    *~* this is currently on a little hiatus while I find my groove with it again ❤️ *~*

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    Most people would agree that Tony Stark is a genius. When Tony accidentally inhales an alien during a mission, Tony begins to wonder if that description still applied. Regardless, he’s getting that alien out of his brain, no matter what it takes. He’s not fond of his new internal judgmental pet that assigns a rank to everyone he meets.

    Stephen Strange comes seeking advice on how to defeat a tech-magic being. Instead he gains himself a follower. Literally. Tony Stark has to go where Stephen goes, because the alien thinks Stephen’s “the one”. Whatever the hell that means.

    This started as crack but quickly developed depth and a heart. It’s now a full-fledged fic featuring feels, angst and two smartasses falling in love.

    Updates every Saturday.

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    “Hey Mister Stark, so I’ve got some homework and I was hop-” I cut off abruptly. Sitting in the middle of the polished granite kitchen of Tony Stark is the runaway Avengers. Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton, and Sam Wilson. Strewn about, they look familiar with the space, but still slightly unused to it. I suppose months away does that. “You’re not Mister Stark?” I say, slightly awe-struck.

    “No. We’re not.” Natasha says dryly, eyeing me up and down from her place perched on top of the counter.

    OR,

    Peter meets the Avengers, and they all love him, because how can you not?

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    Harry thought it was rather odd how few lies he actually told. You would think a wizard living in the middle of muggle New York would lie his arse off. But he didn’t think he’d once lied while explaining something magical to a muggle. Sure most of the time he came off as a complete and utter prick. It was also hilarious because no one ever believed him. He was a regular Luna Lovegood!

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