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    Percival Graves has to steal the Declaration of Independence, while avoiding the watchful eye of Credence Barebone, the expert from the National Archives who he tried to warn about his nemesis Grindelwald attempting to steal it.

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    so i said -i'll change thisnwhen i'm not drunk. or high. or typping in thisn3ds- and rn i'm not drunk and i'm typing on a real keyboard so 2/3 is good enough.
    like, in this fic they fall in love, why do you want the gruesome details? and you know it's gonna be good because i don't write sad shit.

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    Tina is grieving over the loss and betrayal of Queenie, and Newt is there to help. Fluff and angst.

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    When magizoologist and troublemaker, Newt Scamander frees a trapped wizard from a lamp, he finds his wishes granted. However, evil has other plans for the lamp.

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    People found him rather annoying, so it wasn't possible for anyone to return feelings for him. So why he was getting his hopes up for a man named after an Arthurian knight was beyond explanation. Men named after Knights of the Round Table fell in love with graceful damsels.
    And he wasn't a damsel and was far from graceful.


    Newt returns to New York a year later to visit, and it was just supposed to be a short visit, he would assure everyone in earshot later on. Really, it's not like he meant to become involved in Tina, Percival Graves, or the MACUSA's auror department's new investigation surrounding missing children, honest.
    Yet here he was, finding himself intertwined in that very same case, holding a small infant, listening to Seraphina Picquery instruct him and Graves to watch over the baby girl until suitable foster parents could be found and that was only after the mystery behind her parent's death was solved.
    Throw in an overprotective brother, some worried friends, a case filled with creatures, and some confusing emotions for a certain grumpy auror and once again, New York is certainly proving his theory of being far more interesting than he had ever expected.

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    Newt and Tina being dorks (more of Newt really)

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    Sleeping isn't always easy, but when you're lying in wait for smugglers to show it seems to be easier than ever.

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    Harry Potter didn't want to be a warrior after the war; if they wanted a savior he would only take the title as a healer. Things changed suddenly and rapidly, so he finds himself running from the wizarding world with Teddy. With the help of Death he manages to escape, but still finds himself facing challenges and conflict. And an opportunity at happiness…but only if he lets himself.

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    Theseus Scamander has a family member who keeps causing chaos, but no one knows if its his twin, his brother, or his cousin.
    AKA Newt has a lot of polyjuice potion.

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    At 16 years old some wizarding folk gain the ability to contact their soulmate by writing on their own skin, as the same message then appears on their soulmates skin. Percival Graves never believed that the universe created people destined for each other and even if he did he's far too busy with Auror training for a Soulmate. Then Newt Happens.
    Honestly this is my second attempt at writing so be wary. Because this is a rather recent sort of fandom not much is certain about Graves and as we see no actual Graves in the film I'm writing him how I want to write him so its a rather daunting task for a teenager who somehow fell hands first on a keyboard. Also this is eventually really just a way for me to write a text fic in the magical 1920s :)

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    1929, a year and a half after the disaster at Pére Lachaise, and Tina Goldstein is at the end of her options. Haunted by dreams of Queenie, missing Newt, she’s searching for any action that might make a difference. But MACUSA has withdrawn all forces from Europe and refused further involvement in the hunt for Grindelwald, stymying her attempts to find her sister.

    Meanwhile, Newt is in Brazil, posing as a visiting scholar at Castelobruxo school and desperately distracted by thoughts of a certain salamander-eyed witch. In reality, he’s investigating the disappearance of several Auror spies working against the rising support for Grindelwald in Rio de Janeiro.

    When Tina reveals Queenie’s status as a Legillimens in a bid for help, she inadvertently makes her a targets of the European ministries. Horrified and furious, Tina quits her job and makes her way to London...only to find that Newt’s work has taken him to Brazil.

    Worried, desperate to see Newt, and willing to do anything that might bring her closer to finding Queenie, Tina heads to Rio.

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    Hermann hid his smile behind his book as he watched Newton push Mako around their lab on his spinny chair, holding his breath when they only narrowly missed crashing into a table. How had he, Dr Hermann Gottlieb, have fallen so hard for this kaiju groupie?

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    ➳ Quinn Fabray has imaginary friends.

    ➳ Brendon Urie is depressed.

    ➳ Dan Howell smokes and drinks.

    ➳ Skye Johnson is an insomniac.

    ➳Charlie Smith is gay.

    ➳Newt Whitman likes girly clothes.

    They all have some things in common, mostly the fact that they are outcasts. They stand out. They are your school's weirdos, the people that you know are different from you and you hate them for exactly that reason.

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    When newly appointed Auror Tina is assigned a mission by her boss, Percival Graves, she’s expecting it to be something amongst the ordinary; arresting someone, rescuing someone… etc. But, when she reads the title of the mission her stomach ties itself in quite a knot. And when she reads the other name on the assignment she practically as a heart attack. She has to pretend to be engaged to Newt Scamander?!

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    “20: things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear”

    Or: Newt's crush is out of control, and Newt and Hermann finally get together

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    Newt knows his full potential is not reached at the diner. He spends most of his time daydreaming, and thinking up new ideas. He'd love to write a book. Only problem is, with a disrupted childhood and little education, he doesn't know where to start.

    So he finds a tutor.

    But maybe Thomas can teach him more than how to write a story.

    Maybe he can teach him how to write their story.

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    It’s been almost two weeks since the Aurors failed to apprehend Grindelwald and his followers. Tina and some others are tracking down a lead that winds her up in hospital. When both Newt and Achilles appear things get a little… complicated.

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    When Newt gets sick, it's up to Thomas to take care of him. If he had known how the blond was when he had a flu, or more precisely, when he was given a terrible medication that completely messed with his brain, he would've found a way to get out of the Maze just to escape this responsability, because now that the roles are reversed, Thomas finds out that taking care of a reckless mind isn't that easy.

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    Newt’s gaze is averted politely when she finally looks up, his jaw flexing as his fingers crawl along the seams of his waistcoat. She recognizes the nervous gesture as his way of containing some great emotion, and she takes a deep breath before reaching for him, stilling his restless hand by dint of taking it within her own.

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    Newt, Tina, a freshly-baked baby, and a long-overdue conversation.

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    What would happen if the 13th Doctor regenerated into the body of Katherine Waterston, and the personality of Tina Goldstein? Well, we all know what kind of man she'd invite into the TARDIS with her...

    London, October 1926. In the back rooms of the Natural History Museum, Newton Scamander is hiding away from the world, and away from the years of grief and loneliness it's brought him. He's content, or so he tells himself, with a quiet life away from the bad memories, studying fascinating and beautiful creatures from all over the world.
    Thousands of feet above him, however, the TARDIS is burning- and a mysterious, bizarre, unexplainable woman is about to crash out of the sky and into Newt's life. Unfortunately, they're about to cross paths with something much less friendly. As the Doctor struggles to navigate her regeneration (her shoes are too small and she's craving hotdogs), and Newt grapples with his first human connection in years, can they find themselves- and the deadly threat, lurking in the museum- before it's too late?

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