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    Antoine and Prudence are two big names in Silicon Valley. He’s a big shot game publisher, while she’s a plucky head programmer for a tech NGO. Best friends, ex-friends ’till the end—frankly better as lovers. Too bad none of them have the emotional quotient to realize it.

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    4/8
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    Indulging in some favorite tropes of mine, so stick around for star-crossed lovers, questions that beg asking but aren't asked, lost time, bad timing, friends in love who won't acknowledge it, will they/won't they and maybe they do or maybe they don't in the end. I'm a sucker for love, babey, and the lengths we go for it.

    I adore Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement and there's an alternate universe out there where they're in love. This is that.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Answering an online ad for a familiar was supposed to be a joke. Three months, Desiree became a familiar to the soft-spoken Count Viago. One night, she discovered, it wasn't a familiar he wants.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    A collection of smutty short stories with a variety of different men and in a variety of different situations.

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    7/?
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    28
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    137
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    16
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    6691
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    he’d moved to new orleans in the late spring of eight years ago pursuing a writing/editing job at a quirky little publication called endymion, smelling like way too tired for his age and running away from messes partially of his own making. new zealand, for all its charm and its wonder, had become traumatic, occasionally even boring, overly well-trodden ground for mako over the course of thirty years on the north island, and while he’d known that he was essentially committing suicide in the disruption of his safety and routine and the wholesale uprooting of his life, he’d become so desperate for an other existence that he’d perceived no alternative choice but to leave.

     

    my alternative to full-blown rpf, in which i use (among others) taika waititi, jemaine clement, and chris hemsworth’s beautiful meatsuits and cherrypicked personality traits for my own characters. please read the notes before deciding to embark.

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    276,537
    Chapters:
    27/27
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    4
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    384
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    Do you want to hear a joke? I got a good one for you. A rather ruggedly handsome, directionless minister of a small town village slowly falls for a mysterious parishioner that started appearing in his parish one day.

    Sorry, there isn’t any punchline. Just pent up infatuation, lust and heartbreak in between.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1540
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    In a lavish ’80s themed Hollywood party, Ame, Jemaine, and Taika powered through dealing with misogynistic Hollywood execs by getting day drunk and not giving a fuck. All hell broke loose when the chaotic part of the trio started giving all the fucks and taking sweet, sweet revenge.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Когда догоняет осознание конечности лета.

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    Eric and Orlando meet at the University of Edinburgh, they immediately hit it off... at first. Things take a turn, and Eric is forced to reconsider working out his tumultuous past with Karl. When Orlando has a change of heart, Eric is has to make decisions he never thought he'd face.

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    English
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    26,836
    Chapters:
    7/20
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    130
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    Стикерпак для Telegram (12 стикеров).

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    Русский
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    5
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    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    Working on the set of “What We Do In the Shadows” involved a multitude of task for their assistant director Jenny. It meant keeping cast and crew on check, acting as Jemaine’s reliable consul, and searching for Taika when he’s out for a power nap or needs a quick fuck.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    6
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    256
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    After a boring-ass Hollywood gala, Taika and y/n decided to kick it in his living room instead. Who would’ve thought that fun drunken night would lead to a confession that can make or break their friendship?

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    2/2
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    6
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    When burnout started to hit Taika and his platonic ride-or-die, he decided that a beach trip is just what they need to save their friendship.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    328
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    Your coming-of-age is filled with one another’s presence. Still, it’s been a while since you and Taika have seen each other. That all change when your work brings you to the press premiere of his latest movie.

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    You and Taika have worked together for ages. On set, you are a package deal. Taika and Y/N are never sold separately. Unfortuantely, things start to get a little awkward when random strangers start asking: "Are you guys together or something?"

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    1/1
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    Taika's 44th birthday is definitely peak Taika™️. Overflowing liquor, close friends in and out of Hollywood and '90s hip-hop getting the room vibing. In a crowded room filled with love and happiness, he can't seem to dance to the beat until you're dancing with him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    14
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    Logan (AU) is ex-military, ex-mercenary, mostly retired, and occasionally works for AU Tommy Flanagan who sponsored him into Citadel. He's also good friends with AU Antony Starr and Stephen Amell*. He has family money as well as his own. He struggles with PTSD. He was involved with AU Rafael Lazzini but that relationship ended roughly 10 months ago. Their storyline can be found here.

    Citadel knows Logan's past occupation(s) and current connections and they couldn't care less as long as he's not involving the organization directly in anything illegal.

    KJ (AU) is busy traveling the world while he tries to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of his life after having made a huge sum of money from an app he developed. He's been aged up to 31.

    *their storyline is posted under my name

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    Logan (AU) is ex-military, ex-mercenary, mostly retired, and occasionally works for AU Tommy Flanagan who sponsored him into Citadel. He's also good friends with AU Antony Starr and Stephen Amell*. He has family money as well as his own. He struggles with PTSD. He was involved with AU Rafael Lazzini but that relationship ended roughly 10 months ago. Their storyline can be found here.

    Citadel knows Logan's past occupation(s) and current connections and they couldn't care less as long as he's not involving the organization directly in anything illegal.

    KJ (AU) is busy traveling the world while he tries to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of his life after having made a huge sum of money from an app he developed. He's been aged up to 31.

    *their storyline is posted under my name

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    Logan (AU) is ex-military, ex-mercenary, mostly retired, and occasionally works for AU Tommy Flanagan who sponsored him into Citadel. He's also good friends with AU Antony Starr and Stephen Amell*. He has family money as well as his own. He struggles with PTSD. He was involved with AU Rafael Lazzini but that relationship ended roughly 10 months ago. Their storyline can be found here.

    Citadel knows Logan's past occupation(s) and current connections and they couldn't care less as long as he's not involving the organization directly in anything illegal.

    KJ (AU) is busy traveling the world while he tries to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of his life after having made a huge sum of money from an app he developed. He's been aged up to 31.

    *their storyline is posted under my name

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    Logan (AU) is ex-military, ex-mercenary, mostly retired, and occasionally works for AU Tommy Flanagan who sponsored him into Citadel. He's also good friends with AU Antony Starr and Stephen Amell*. He has family money as well as his own. He struggles with PTSD. He was involved with AU Rafael Lazzini but that relationship ended roughly 10 months ago. Their storyline can be found here.

    Citadel knows Logan's past occupation(s) and current connections and they couldn't care less as long as he's not involving the organization directly in anything illegal.

    KJ (AU) is busy traveling the world while he tries to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of his life after having made a huge sum of money from an app he developed. He's been aged up to 31.

    *their storyline is posted under my name

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    1/1
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