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    Kite leaves Coon & Friends for Freedom Pals, and the rest decide to go with

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    Kyle's Soulmate Mark finally appears, and with it, a cascade of events change things between him and Stan. Craig tries to knock sense into Stan, Kyle and Wendy give each other advice, and a weekend party culminates in Kyle and Stan figuring out that the more things change the more they stay the same.

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    3/3
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    He stared long and hard at Mysterion, wishing he could just open his mouth and object- explain what happened and why he did it but once again he found himself silent. "Exactly. It's all your fault and you know it." It wasn't, it never was. Why couldn't they understand him. Why couldn't he and rest of the guys think about his side- but he guessed it was just so much easier to pin the blame all on him. After all, they could be right- everything was his fault and it always would be.

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    1/?
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    4
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    10
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    1
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    Despite the inability to recall most of your childhood, it’s never been a secret. You know a majority of what happened, through second hand accounts from your grandparents. This fact has never really bothered you, until now. A freak fire burns down your high school, causing you and your classmates to transfer to a quiet red neck mountain town that you might have been better off keeping in the past.

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    16/?
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    17
    Kudos:
    32
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    6
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    561
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    Ripping holes in time and space with your farts is getting old. You don't want to play superheroes anymore. Unfortunately, it loses you a few friends.

    But eight years later, those friends come back with a proposal: they want you to join their detective agency before you go off to college. But you're not prepared for how weird things are about to get now that you're a detective. South Park is a really strange place.

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    3/?
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    [SPOILERS] In the aftermath of Dr. Mephesto's laboratory, the Freedom Pals must travel back in time to stop Cartman from becoming mayor. However, they do yet not realized how stressed and troubled the New Kid is until now...

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    5/?
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    22
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    5
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    516
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    The Freedom Pals come across a rather disturbing piece of information about their favorite farting vigilante.

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    2
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    203
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    Бард не был в родном лесу уже много лет

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    When the line between love and obsession is blurred, how far will one go to get the ending he believes he deserves?

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    3
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    Was it a good idea to have a sleepover with the most charismatic girl in class and the most influential student the town had ever seen? Probably not at first. Tweek hoped he wouldn't regret agreeing to this.

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    A DovaKenfanfic that’s also Omegaverse because I need more New Kid x Kenny fanfic and I’m a slut for omegaverse. Also I got the idea at 3am and couldn’t not start writting it.
    NOT A PART OF MY DOVAKEN ADVENTURES SERIES

    After the stressful events caused by playing Superheroes followed by a cluster fuck of 7th graders presenting, Dovahkiin included, one Chris Lupo decides that it is once again time to move. Even though The Lupo Family has lived in South Park for three years and everyone has known their secrets for oh I don’t know, three years. Good job Dad.

    Now a freshly presented Alpha, Dovahkiin is being forced to move, again, and leave all his friends behind, even though like half of the most important ones just presented two days ago. Which means he won’t get to say goodbye to some of his best friends and more importantly his three year crush Kenny McCormick. Thanks Dad.

    Watch as Dovahkiin desperately tries to retain his friendships over the years while dealing with Alpha Bullshit and definitely not scenting all of Kenny’s birthday gifts. And any other gifts he sends Kenny. Meanwhile Kenny just wants to know who the fuck that Purple hair Omega.

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    2/?
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    The South Park Gang have become Weapons and Meister and are now attending the DWMA. Follow the story of Stan, his partner Kyle, team members Kenny, Alex (NK), Craig and Tweek, as well some of your other South Park favorites as they fight to save the world when a Keishin is risen from his slumber. (Side Note: This is not a post main story setting it's like a parallel universe type thing where with the exception of Lord Death the characters from the Soul Eater show are not present. Does that makes sense? I'm gonna assume it does. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy, I know it's been a while.)

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    319
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    The New Kid is willing to go through hell and back to Piss off the Freedom pals.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    21
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1371
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    Yet another story that I'm transferring over from Watt Pad, except this one is newer, longer, not as badly written, and its actually still ongoing, But not for much longer.

    This is the Sequel to "South Park The Stick of Truth: The Princess and The Dragon Born"
    So Apparently the Boys are playing superheroes now and Dovahkiin- or I'm Sorry "Alpha Wolf" has unintentionally chosen the "Franchise" that's against his boyfriend Kenny, aka Mysterion. Well Fuck.
    Guess it's time to watch Dova struggle through the oddities of South Park once more as he deals with this bullshit war between one half of his friends and the other because Eric "The Coon" Cartman is a stupid asshole. WOO!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    42/42
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Y/n is a feisty chick who some idiots fell for on accident. Read as these awkward teens try to navigate romance and drama as they come into there third year of highschool.

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    English
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    15,281
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    395
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    (Y/N) had a really hard child hood and was secretly looking forward to a new start at this weird mountain town, even if it was her last year of school.
    But what she didn't think she was looking forward to was having everyone think she was a boy, and her rolling with it.

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    English
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    12,248
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    529
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    I thrive off OC x Canon and I don't think people appreciate the possibilities of New Kid x Clyde. So I'm going to be self indulgent and bless (or maybe curse) you all with my (totally not horrible) one shots of my New Kid, Erin Morel and Clyde Donovan.

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    English
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    1,085
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    84
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    SouthPark has always been a weird suburban town in the stupidly cold mountains of Colorado; There, nothing ever makes sense nor was ever expected too.

    So, it wasn't shocking an anxious blonde came to be the talk of the town. What was weird, however, was when the talk didn't die down; adding to the perpetual fear and dread of one torn up Tweek.

    Southpark was a place impossible things occur on a daily basis and where secrets seem to have a bad habit of being found. How long will it take for the blonde's secret to leak and pool around the feet of every residence of Southpark?

    How long will it take for Tweek's world to come crashing down at the feet of a certain Tucker?

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    English
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    4,502
    Chapters:
    1/30
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    132
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    O novo emprego de Novata força Clyde a reavaliar suas opiniões a respeito da garota.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Princesa Kenny tem uma proposta indecente que deseja oferecer ao Rei.

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    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    5,444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    124

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