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    Some of South Park's young inhabitants are about to start a new school aboard a cruise ship. The only problem is that they didn't know that before they were taken. Step into the shoes of the New Kid as he and some of South Parks favorite characters, now high schoolers, as they are forced into a horrific killing game by the evil Monokuma. A story of love, betrayal, and heartbreak

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    Now that he's come of age, Kenny's life has taken a drastic turn. He must now come to terms with his past, and who he really was. At the same time, a new family moves to town; carrying their own dark secret. What happens when both worlds collide?

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    1/?
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    Mia's the New Kid in South Park, but is forced to pretend to be a boy by her paranoid parents. Within a few hours, she's already beat the tar out of some kids she doesn't even know.
    Things only get weirder from there, as Mia discovers that South Park is absolutely insane. She adapts well enough, beating up other kids for some kind of LARP, making friends and smacking down bullies. But worse than that, can she handle an increasingly toxic home environment and her own rapidly growing anxiety?

    Probably not, but she can at least make some friends to help her stay on her feet when it all inevitably goes to hell.

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    21/?
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    14
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    35
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    6
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    "We have reports of two vigilantes spotted in the southern shipping dock on 103rd street. All patrol officers near the area, investigate the matters."

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    • Part 1 of FBI
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    6,392
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    3/?
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    In a world where Dovahkiin has a brother and they are both gayer than rainbows- the entirety of South Park escalates into a bigger mess than it already was.

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    6/?
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    1
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    Who is Y/N? Why is everyone at her new school talking about her? What's with that tall guy in the forest? All will (probably) be answered in this terrible fanfiction.
    This is also on Wattpad if you're interested.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    7
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    23
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    290
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    The Eagle has fallen. After an unexpected coup d'état, Craig and Tweek were forced to flee Telos and leave it in the hands of Marjorine and Cartman. The Kingdom is now more divided than ever, with many lords still loyal to the king in exile. Repression and terror spread throughout the land, while the High Elves led by Prince Kyle continue their relentless search for the Stick of Truth. As both sides prepare for war, a new threat festers in the dark...

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    14,855
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    14
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    “We are moving.”
    No sooner had the words left my father’s mouth, my body forced myself to move into a standing position. My eyes wide, and my mouth was agape.
    "What?"
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    Ike, Firkle, Ruby and Karen were going to be the new South Park gang after all the original kids are leaving for college. Were being the big term. Denver has some other plans for them.

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    4/?
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    34
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    3
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    416
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    You turned over your bed to see the person you love laying in your bed. God you love waking up early in the mornings.

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    1/1
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    Despite the fact that she's lived in South Park for a year: no one knows New Kid is actually a girl (except for Wendy.) she is perfectly happy to keep it this way. At least that's what she tells herself.

    But now everything The New Kid tried to hide is at risk due to a series of events. Forcing her to face the consequences head on and in more ways then one.

    Plus she has a volleyball game to win.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    26
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    "Yet I still couldn’t bring up a few things around him. Namely, my parents and how they would fight nearly all the time and my huge, dumb crush on Kenny McCormick."

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    1/?
    Comments:
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    In the aftermath, someone has to pick up the pieces.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    New kid is dating Kenny while everyone doesnt know.

    *everyone is basically adults now, but not the little siblings*

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    New Kid staying up late figuring out what to get both Kenny and Karen however its super late. Kenny unknowingly helps calm down the New kid to eventually sleep.

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    1/1
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    8
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    Tweek is really freaking out in that whole unpleasant business in Mephesto's lab, but Craig is there to see him through.

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    806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    276
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    After the SoT, Paul is about to face off the most annoying bullshit he was dealt with. Besides to you vs Cartman.

    Will Paul be Hero or Villain? There maybe something more?

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    Language:
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    Words:
    1,187
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    129
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    —that burns, and burns, and burns

    (the empty thrones, the silent halls; she comes apart in his arms)

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    1,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    This is after Waiting. Paul finally ask questions to his parents and quickly finding out a secret that brings more questions than answers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    68
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    You are never 'I' ever since your family argue more and more. You can never call yourself 'I' ever since everything that's been happening.

    But you meet a blond boy who makes everything a little bit better.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,662
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    737
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    Growing up in a shitty hick town can be pure hell. But when your going through the perils of childhood and growing up. Life can actually get better.

    Rated T for swearing and inuendos

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,479
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    584

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