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    Newny week starts tomorrow but I will post it.
    (Newny= New Kid x Kenny)

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    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
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    Who is Y/N? Why is everyone at her new school talking about her? What's with that tall guy in the forest? All will (probably) be answered in this terrible fanfiction.
    This is also on Wattpad if you're interested.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    9
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    27
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    1
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    Butters has had very few friends in his life that he feels are true 'friends', but he really only needs Alex. Alex moved to South Park ages ago, but they were best friends. Butters never thought this could change, until someone decided to take Alex away. Will he be able to save his best friends? Will the Truth be revealed?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
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    17
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    For NewnySPweek2019, because this ship needs more love and attention!

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    2,338
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    13
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    143
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    Mysterion/Kenny has never had to worry about anyone remembering his deaths, until now. With love blossoming and darkness brewing, Kenny’s true origins are about to be revealed, and the results might be deadly for everyone.

    Language:
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    11,707
    Chapters:
    3/26
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    175
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    “We are moving.”
    No sooner had the words left my father’s mouth, my body forced myself to move into a standing position. My eyes wide, and my mouth was agape.
    "What?"
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    Ike, Firkle, Ruby and Karen were going to be the new South Park gang after all the original kids are leaving for college. Were being the big term. Denver has some other plans for them.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    573
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    New Kid / Douchebag lives for many years in South Park. She's still a teen but currently pregnant. She tells everything, why she is a girl and not a boy and what led her to this moment, with Kenny's baby growing under her heart. A strange and hopefully cute teenage love story that takes some strange tracks down the road.

     

    Archive Warnings explained:
    Character Deaths: will only strike Kenny
    Underage: Both lovebirds are still teens and most of the story runs while they are both under 18 years.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    New Kid was not happy. No scratch that, she was pissed. She didn't care that Cartman kicked her from whatever stupid game he was playing now, she didn't even care that he straight up insulted her. But she did care that he just stole her bag, which has he laptop, wallet and headphones in it, and locked himself in his fucking basement. He was going to have hell to pay once she finally got down there.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    207
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    Mysterious things have always been a common occurrence in South Park however this is the darkest yet. As the New Kid comes to town a dark series of events are put into motion. He along with is friends discover the powers of their Personas, their other selves and must fight to stop corrupt adults and discover the truth behind a massive drug ring.

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    17,851
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    384
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    “My name is Eclipse and I do wish you are little bit more careful. However I can tell you are not from these parts or at least knew you were walking into your doom.”

     

    "Yeah, I can see you're the concerned, caring type."

    Who lost their sassy child?!

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    2,653
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    74
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    "Yet I still couldn’t bring up a few things around him. Namely, my parents and how they would fight nearly all the time and my huge, dumb crush on Kenny McCormick."

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1040
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    "The masked person’s smile never faltered. If anything, it just grew, reminding me of the Cheshire Cat. And I’d thought Mysterion was ruthless."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    5
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    After the SoT, Paul is about to face off the most annoying bullshit he was dealt with. Besides to you vs Cartman.

    Will Paul be Hero or Villain? There maybe something more?

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    “After all, it wasn't heroism or a noble cause that won me the throne. It was hiring a mercenary skilled enough—perhaps ruthless enough—to carry the day. Hiring you. I still don't know if you fought for honor or for the thrill of it. For belief in my cause, or just in my money. But whether it was your noble heart or mercenary mind... your actions gave us hope.”

    The year is 3022, and the Aurigan Reach is in crisis following the death of High Lady Sheila Broflovski in a JumpShip accident. Lordship of Coromodir now passes to her surviving son, Kyle, who some among the Founding Houses whisper is ill-prepared to take the Cormorant Throne. Ensuring a smooth transition of power is the responsibility of House Broflovski's Captain of the Guard, Jerome “Chef” McElroy, and his protégé, the reformed pirate Leopold “Butters” Stotch.

    Coronation Day is fast approaching, but things never go as planned...

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    203
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    Mia's the New Kid in South Park, but is forced to pretend to be a boy by her paranoid parents. Within a few hours, she's already beat the tar out of some kids she doesn't even know.
    Things only get weirder from there, as Mia discovers that South Park is absolutely insane. She adapts well enough, beating up other kids for some kind of LARP, making friends and smacking down bullies. But worse than that, can she handle an increasingly toxic home environment and her own rapidly growing anxiety?

    Probably not, but she can at least make some friends to help her stay on her feet when it all inevitably goes to hell.

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    74,798
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Some of South Park's young inhabitants are about to start a new school aboard a cruise ship. The only problem is that they didn't know that before they were taken. Step into the shoes of the New Kid as he and some of South Parks favorite characters, now high schoolers, as they are forced into a horrific killing game by the evil Monokuma. A story of love, betrayal, and heartbreak

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    73,103
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2844
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    The New Kid was definitely quiet and very much strange. Him and Kenny never were the closest but they were still friends out of costume. During the game, they were on opposite sides. They weren't supposed to talk, just in case The New Kid told the Coon everything he said.

    Though, the minute Mysterion saw how unusual the black haired boy's family life was he couldn't just leave him be.

    Finding the boy crying in the alleyway only made him want to protect the New hero even more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,291
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    449
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    Origin stort for Eclipse (Paul) and how he met Sol and Kenny. (Warning Sol isnt mine xD)

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    2,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    The Devil AU! But in my interpretation. Tweek dies and becomes a devil whilst Craig gives up his faith to be with him. Events ensue.

     

    Edit: I realized that there is a problem with aging and time with this story, so I’ll slowly re-edit this story so everyone is appropriately the same age and time. Thank you for understanding!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,938
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    351
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    We are one and we are all,
    Let me tell you a story where we control our world. Not THEM! Not them.

    We only need a spark to watch it erupt into glorious destruction. We are one and we are all.

    For we shall destory those that they destory our siblings! The end it all, fuck with the code.
    WE ARE ONE AND WE ARE ALL!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/12
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    71

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