5 Works in New Kid | Douchebag/Stan Marsh

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    Summary

    Claire "Crenny" Broflovski is just your weird elementary school girl. She's Asian, has a monotone voice, a HUGE pervert; the list goes on!
    She also just so happens to be pretty intelligent for her age..
    Join her on a journey find who the hell her REAL parents are. Also bullshit shenanigans by her friends and family.

    This was my first fanfiction ever.

    Warnings:
    Gay ships
    Weird plot twists
    OOC characters
    Genderbend at some parts
    Sort of m-preg
    MY SOUTH PARK NEW KID
    Mental disorders
    Depression in later chapters
    CARTMAN
    Sorta of self insert?
    SOUTH PARK

    If you see any ship names, DON'T JUST ASSUME THAT SHIP WILL BE IN THIS.

    Disclaimer: South Park does not belong to me. It belongs to Matt & Trey.

    ALSO CRENNY WILL NOT BE A THING HERE!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,390
    Chapters:
    22/34
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    502
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    Everybody learned during the confrontation with the Big Bad Government Guy atop Clyde’s Fortress that The New Kid’s special power was some sort of social media magnetism. Which made each of their friends begin to wonder… did that also explain the feelings they had started to have towards them?

    No—it couldn’t be. Their crush was perfectly explicable. They liked The New Kid, as a person, a lot. And here’s why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,323
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    423
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    Summary

    Gifts for two people and possibly some more~

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,005
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    277
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    Summary

    Important: This story has been gone through, reworked and reworded in places I deemed appropriate. Some things have changed.

    This is a story fanfic based literally on one line said during my playthrough of "The Fractured But Whole." Slight Spoilers, but not really.

    The line itself was said the first time Stan used the 'Sandblaster' ability with the help of ButtHole/New Kid. After 'inserting' the air pump, Stan was heard to say, "Your ass is amazing New Kid!" and in my horribly corrupt mind, I took all the context away, kept South Park as a theme and here we are.

    In the Au, I'm focusing on my OC as an object of sexual desire for most of the guys in town. They're all 18 year old High School Seniors or older. This story is beyond gay. It's a rainbow cornucopia of glitter and unicorns. Turn back now if such extreme homoerotica disturbs you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,617
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3246
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    Summary

    Stan's a nice boy. Blu's also a nice boy. Love is nice. At least, it is to Blu. When Valentine's Day rolled around, Blu thought it would be nice to confess his nice love to his nice friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    354

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