10 Works in New Kid | Douchebag/Mysterion (South Park)

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    Two months is a lot of time to rethink a few things.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    441
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    Kenny fumbled for his phone, glancing at the caller id only to see it was a group call. He frowned, answering it. "Hel-"
    "HELP!" Ashton shrieked, voice filled with panic as harsh gasps crossed through the connection. Kenny shot to his feet, tripping over the part of the blanket on the floor.
    "Ashton?!" Kenny asked, only to hear a broken sob on the other end of the line. "Ashton! What's going on?!"
    "Kenny!" Token's voice rang out from the phone, just as freaked out as Kenny felt, "We need to get to Ashton's house, now!"
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    Kenny knew they were too old to honestly wander around like kids playing a superhero game, but he supposed the adults in this town were so fucked up they went along with it anyway. What he hadn't expected was to come across a new hero in the fray- a hero with actual powers, like him. A hero on Cartman's side, going by the name Umbra.

    Even more than that, he didn't expect a mission looking for a missing cat would become this dangerous.

    With South Park needing actual heroes, a rival that made his stomach twist, and the New Kid making his heart throb and head go crazy, Kenny knew the next couple of weeks would be interesting.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,504
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    11641
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    Now the kids drop their wands, swords and elven ears, to play a game about superheroes and expanding their respective franchises. Their aim is to make their franchises bigger than the other, by looking for a missing cat. However, this game of superhero just turn bad as they encounter crime groups, drug addicts, hired minions from Butters(?) and... a sentient towel in need of a high?

    What?

    It's a good thing that there's a hero watching over the New Kid, when they joined in this game... Or is it, the other way around?

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    Slingshot takes on two missions

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,557
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    893
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    What if the New Kid decided to quit the game after finding Scrambles?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1043
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    You have an urgent matter to discuss with mysterion, late at night, in your bedroom.

    Mysterion wonder if you were okay and you were so far from okay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,718
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    796
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    New Kid finally returns to school. How are things going to turn out between Kenny and the New Kid? Find out in this episode.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    909
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    Kenny goes to visit the New Kid and brings a small flower with himself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    944
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    If there is a way the New Kid expresses concern then it's not the way Mysterion expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1113
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    What if the New Kid gave Karen's doll to Mysterion than the girl herself?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1195
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    Summary

    Kenny had been wrong about the New Kid. He was more that meet the eye.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1158

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