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    During a sleep over with his two best friends Douchebag thinks about what makes them friends and what to do about the crush he has on them. Paring can be seen as (ButtersxDouchebagxAnnie).

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    Butt Lord gets a request from Call Girl that leads to a night neither will soon forget. Paring Butt Lord x Call Girl.

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    *set during the stick of truth*
    Alex Jones is the new kid in south park, leaving from their hometown in Illinois due to her dad getting a new job she had packed up her whole life. When she moves to south park she quickly meets the neighborhood kids and finds out they are in the middle of playing a game and is roped into it. Now she wouldn't mind it so much if the kids here could act normal half the time!

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    What if instead of joining the forces of Coon and Friends or even the Freedom Pals, the New Kid allied himself with Professor Chaos. It’s not that the Coon thinks he’s totally useless or Doctor Timothy refuses to recruit the New Kid… it’s just that… The Merciful Paladin was his first friend and so what if Professor Chaos is evil? He’s still cute - Oh, uh, interesting. He’s still interesting. Yeah. That’s what he meant.

    "You got any name for yourself, New Kid?”

    “Uh, what? Consort? No, no, It’s not weird or anything but any reason why?”

    “.....”

    “Hmmm… yeah… yeah! I like the sound of that, New Kid! Do-gooders beware, for Professor Chaos no longer stands alone in his quest for total domination of Earth! Forever faithful at his side is the Consort of Chaos; the silent dragon, the hero crusher! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership, New Kid.”

    Great. That’s taken care of. Now how does he make Butters realized that his definition of ‘partnership’ is different from him?

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    Graduation is already stressful enough, but what happens when Lucien gets his diploma is beyond what a normal kid would have to worry about.

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    Lucien wakes up to the aftermath of the collapse of the auditorium.

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    Kenny and Lucien have a bit of a heart to heart after Lucien's emotions start to overwhelm him.

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    Lucien wakes up to a new discovery. And perhaps it's time for him to open up to someone.

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    Time is weird for New Kid. High school's gone by like a blur, and his parents have all but forced him to isolate himself from everyone around him. But one night, there's a clear light that shines through his blur just long enough for him to reach out for help.

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    Part Two of Do You Remember?
    This is New Kid/Kenny McCormick and I got the idea after playing South Park: The Fractured But Whole. Brief SPOILER ALERT I guess, but there's a line in the game thats said where Kenny as Mysterion makes a remark about how it's nice to not be the only one with actual powers and it gave me this idea for a fic. In this, since I didn't want to call the New Kid douchebag or butthole the entire time, I've named the kid Lucien.

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    It can really fuck a kid up when you force them to kill one of their parents.

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    New Kid / Douchebag lives for many years in South Park. She's still a teen but currently pregnant. She tells everything, why she is a girl and not a boy and what led her to this moment, with Kenny's baby growing under her heart. A strange and hopefully cute teenage love story that takes some strange tracks down the road.

     

    Archive Warnings explained:
    Character Deaths: will only strike Kenny
    Underage: Both lovebirds are still teens and most of the story runs while they are both under 18 years.

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    ON HIATUS SORRY GUYS THE FIRE WILL COME BACK BARE WITH ME- Mysterion/Kenny has never had to worry about anyone remembering his deaths, until now. With love blossoming and darkness brewing, Kenny’s true origins are about to be revealed, and the results might be deadly for everyone.

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    The New Kid was definitely quiet and very much strange. Him and Kenny never were the closest but they were still friends out of costume. During the game, they were on opposite sides. They weren't supposed to talk, just in case The New Kid told the Coon everything he said.

    Though, the minute Mysterion saw how unusual the black haired boy's family life was he couldn't just leave him be.

    Finding the boy crying in the alleyway only made him want to protect the New hero even more.

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    Despite the fact that she's lived in South Park for a year: no one knows New Kid is actually a girl (except for Wendy.) she is perfectly happy to keep it this way. At least that's what she tells herself.

    But now everything The New Kid tried to hide is at risk due to a series of events. Forcing her to face the consequences head on and in more ways then one.

    Plus she has a volleyball game to win.

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    This is after Waiting. Paul finally ask questions to his parents and quickly finding out a secret that brings more questions than answers.

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    You didn't plan to get involved with their superhero game but because of your 'ability' to befriend every cat in existence, Cartman ("It's the Coon, get it right, Douchebag") sorry- Coon thinks you'll be useful in locating a missing cat called Scrambles.

    After discovering that there's more to this than originally thought and stuck trying to figure it out with the help of the others, the Coon's still being a dick and wants to outdo the Freedom Pals for some reason- ignorant of the real danger that's threatening South Park.

    Ah man, Jesus help you. All you wanted to a distraction from your arguing parents.

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    Full rewrite of the Fractured But Whole with AU elements.

    After writting several continous one shots, i wanted to write an actual story. :)

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    As he lay there, choking on his own blood from his sliced neck, Kenny thinks he sees a pair of mint eyes peering down at him instead of death. Shaggy brown hair framed the face the eyes belonged to and it's the last thing Kenny sees before he allowed Death to drag him away.

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    New Kid Jenna has just moved to South Park following another rush by her parents. She has never been much of a talker, and her parents are now forcing her to pretend to be a boy to hide from God know's what. After a slow start, she is quickly swept up in the world of role playing, Knights, nazi zombies, superheroes and more. Join Jenna as she tries to find herself and happiness in a quiet little redneck town.

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    Now the kids drop their wands, swords and elven ears, to play a game about superheroes and expanding their respective franchises. Their aim is to make their franchises bigger than the other, by looking for a missing cat. However, this game of superhero just turn bad as they encounter crime groups, drug addicts, hired minions from Butters(?) and... a sentient towel in need of a high?

    What?

    It's a good thing that there's a hero watching over the New Kid, when they joined in this game... Or is it, the other way around?

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    Slingshot takes on two missions

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    15
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