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    A few pesterlogs between random characters written out just for the hell of it. But beware before you jump into the wonderful spectacle of Karkat's anger issues and Sollux' sassy remarks, because these bad boys really have the tendency to either be completely fucking trash or loosely (a lot) drift away from canon. If you still can't fight your unbearable desire to read it, don't say I didn't warn you.

    Most of them came into being with my best friend and a bunch of little notes we passed each other during school. It's amazing how creative you can get in math class. It's also amazing how much important stuff for the next big test you miss when you don't pay attention.

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    Little did they know their fates would soon be entangled with each other's.

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    The meowrails revisit a well-established ritual and they add a new twist to it.

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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry.

    Or, alternatively, in which the main protagonist falls for the local vampire thot and then goes on to make ridiculously reckless decisions. I don’t know, I’ve never watched the anime.

    OR, alternatively, once more, sollux suffers. eridan is here doing things. ps twilight rewrite

    All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    Equius puts Nepeta in a voretastic time out so he can finish working, though the belly bulge does make it harder to reach anything on his bench, he may not have thought this through.

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    Sometimes, when a glitch is rare, and self-contained, debuggers don't bother dealing with it for a while. If Doomed Timelines are Sburb's way of dealing with bugs, things that make the game impossible to play as intended, then those probably prioritize game-breaking deviations. If a bug is rare enough, and doesn't effect a whole lot at first, maybe it takes a while for the doom to catch up. At least, that's the reason the group came up with as to why they were there waiting for so long, when it was so obvious they were doomed. After all, random non-players weren't supposed to hitch a ride into the medium unless they were guardians. And they weren't supposed to interact with the game in any meaningful way.

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    No matter what's in Nepeta's heart, no matter how indestructible she knows Equius to be, she can't shake the mindset of a predator when he comes into view after a long time apart.

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    24 trolls, 8 humans, and 4 types of romance, what could go wrong?
    ***
    To place a request, go to my tumblr prince-ampora or wattpad axolittleahgase.

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    38/?
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    What if every Homestuck character was in highschool and ALSO extremely horny?
    Beta kids and trolls are Sophomores, Alpha kids and trolls are Seniors, Midnight Crew, The Felt, and Exiles are staff. Hussie is the principal but this likely never comes up.

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    5/?
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    1
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    A collection of Homestuck short stories.
    Fantrolls and fankids will be included, as well as those of my friends.
    Happy reading!

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    25/?
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    Gamzee went insane. Nepeta sacrificed herself for Equius’ safety. When the humans arrive, something is odd. There’s no angry, nubby horned troll to cuss them out.

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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

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    11/?
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    13
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    Karkat Vantas has been trapped in a bottle for 413 years. He is unwittingly released by one Prince Dave LaStrider. Adventures ensue as the two boys muddle their way through court drama, family problems, various dungeons, and mental break-downs. Featuring Gamzee, the Ancient King and voice in Karkat's head.

    All relationships besides JakeDirk and DaveKat are past. Dave has brown eyes for plot reasons. And no, I did not misspell English.

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    6/14
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    Due to ectobiological bullshit, the trolls and kids never end up on Earth or Alternia, they are never raised by the guardians they should have been, instead by the one lone survivor on the troll's meteor. It starts with One birthday party, and is just generally supposed to be wholesome family nonsense with a few small touches of angst

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    We follow to the logical conclusion of Nepeta's introspections.

    This is an April Fools chapter of my fic Nepeta's Adventuring Harem. You should read it, or not.

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    The one where Cronus is a greaser, Kankri becomes the junior class president, and just about everyone is secretly gay or bisexual. E for various things including language and smut. (Tracking on Tumblr as "just go with it cronkri" if you're of that persuasion.)

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    29/?
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    Karkat Vantas had just about lost all hope -- who wouldn't, if their father went missing, their superpowered society shunned them, and their classmates wouldn't stop using them as a punching bag? One day, his dad suddenly returns, claiming to have been rescued by one of the last known active vigilantes, the White Crow. Two months after that, Karkat meets Dave Strider: aloof, enigmatic, a rambling and jumpy ball of secrets. He'll be damned if he doesn't help Dave out of whatever hellhole he's crawling through, though, even if that means breaking through twenty layers of irony to reach those demons

    Rose thought she couldn't have been luckier when she found her key to degrading and exacting her revenge on the authorities for their hand in her mother's death: Kanaya Maryam, goody two-shoes, risk-averse, and so infuriatingly pretty. But she never would've imagined she'd get along with Kanaya, and now, she's torn between finally letting down her carefully-constructed walls and achieving her lifelong goals

    Everyone's got demons. Question is, who will break first?

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    2/?
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    Tavros Nitram's lovers help distract him from his troubles.

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    Equius vents a self-directed harangue of an inferiority complex towards an absent Nepeta.

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    1/1
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    going through senior year is never easy. especially when an idiot you pretend not to know starts a chain reaction that kills basically everyone.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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