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    “Are you making friends, Abram?” Mary asked, a nervous tint to her voice.

    Neil thought about the day he finally took out his colored contacts when Nicky asked and the way Andrew had gripped the back of his neck, hissing, “Another bit of unexpected honesty.”

    He wondered when he’d started letting his guard down and things slip.

    “Yeah, Mom,” he answered.

    ~*~

    The start of Neil's journey navigating through the Foxes, Ravens and family relations.

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    Andrew slowly starts to let Neil thaw at his walls and Neil is a stubborn, enamoured little shit.

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    “It all started with a game.”
    Neil Josten is a runaway.
    And after several years on the road, he finally found himself in a place where just flight or fight wouldn’t just solve things again.
    After getting an invitation for Columbia’s most famous senior game, he has no choice but to accept it and do what’s necessary for his secret to stay hidden.
    Jumping off cliffs, crossing bridges with blindfolds, standing against his own fears, Neil will now learn that there is no way you can escape the past if not facing it.
    The rules are simple, even if the things get twisted: don’t panic.

    Nerve/Panic AU!

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    This is probably going to be really long. Basically, Andreil, after they both join a pro Exy team. Neil suggests they make things a little more interesting and don't necessarily tell anyone about their relationship, just act as they usually would. Cue the Minyard/Josten rivalry and basically just Andrew and Neil being little shits and thoroughly enjoying making everyone think they can't stand each other.

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    “How did you even convince the mo- Andrew to compete with you?” Allison asked.

    “I asked,” Neil replied.

    “No. You’re not allowed to give me that bullshit, Josten. I need the real reason.” Allison pried.

    “Well it did take some gentle bribing…” Neil threw her a bone with a small smile on his lips.

    “Neil Josten you whore,” She laughed out.

    “I never said they were sexual favors,” Neil tried to sound dignified.

    “Oh I understand just fine, no need to tell me twice,” Allison replied.

    ----
    Neil, Andrew, and many of the other foxes (including some friends from other teams) compete on the Amazing Race. It's a perfect opportunity for low stakes competition that will fuel the gambling pot for months to come...

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    “Alright, Andrew, what’re you looking for? Tarot? Palmistry? Tasseography?”

    “All this stuff is just as fake as the next. It makes no difference to me.”

    Neil laughed. He fucking laughed. The sound reverberated through Andrew’s entire body. “Why are you here, then?”

    “My cousin dragged me here,” Andrew said. “Which one of these things takes up the least of my time?”

    Neil, an amused grin on his face, picked the tarot card back up. “Well, the most basic thing I can do for you is a three card reading. Past, present, future, if you’re okay with that.”

    Andrew shrugged. “Whatever.”

    “Great.”

    -

    or: nicky drags andrew to the carnival and they come across a fortune teller. of course, andrew thinks the fortune teller is bs, but he also think the fortune teller is hot

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    He eyed the step-stool on the other side of the kitchen. He could always use that and put it back and no one would be the wiser. But no. Andrew was a fully capable adult with a reputation to uphold and he would get that bowl down by himself, dammit.

    Andrew had been through hell and back, and then some. He would not be bested by cabinetry.

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    5 times Andrew was far too short, and one time his height was just right

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    Unkind and ever familiar, that anger Lola had triggered earlier returned with sharp teeth and without mercy. He would rip his time from their hands by force, like he’d been doing every day since he was born. Lola was clever as the devil, but Neil had been raised through the loopholes.

    She couldn’t hurt his Foxes if she was dead.

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    Neil is much more dangerous than anyone gives him credit for.

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    Человека хуже, чем Нил Джостен, просто не найти. Мало того, что он влюбил в себя всех друзей Аарона и увёл прямо у него из-под носа победу в школьной олимпиаде по математике, так он ещё и прифотошопил его лицо к фотографиям, на которых с кем-то целуется, и теперь никто не верит Аарону, что на этих фото не он.

    Или Аарон наконец-то находит брата, с которым его давным-давно разлучили, однако Нил, возможно, находит его чуть раньше.

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    Neil Josten is the worst. As if it wasn't enough that all Aaron's friends love him and he stole the math competition victory right under his nose, but now he photoshopped Aaron's face in a picture of them kissing and no one believes Aaron that this isn't him in that photo.

    OR Aaron finally finds his long lost brother. Neil might have found him a little sooner than Aaron. 😉

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    “Okay, I know what you’re going to say,” Neil said, staring at the counter. “But I want something on my leg.”

    “What did you think I was going to say?” Andrew asked.

    “Well…” Neil trailed off, stalling on purpose. “I want a paw print. The logo of the Palmetto State Foxes.”

    “Why?” Andrew asked, narrowing his eyes.

    “Just because.” Neil shrugged. “If you don’t want to, that’s fine.”

    ~*~

    Andrew has a very big crush on his roommate, Neil Josten. It only grows bigger when Neil goes to him specifically for a tattoo.

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    Struggling to find his next inspiration, Andrew Minyard is used to a quiet, boring life with nothing but his cats and his books.

    Until one day, a mysterious stranger collapses outside his front door, and Andrew's curiosity blooms anew.

    (previously titled as: Reading Between the Lines)

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    Neil checks his buzzing phone. It’s a text from Allison. "How’s summer break going with ur Dummy Thicc Emo BF?"

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    Andrew Minyard doesn’t believe soulmates exist.

    Or rather, he doesn’t believe his soulmate exists. The vibrant stripe of auburn tucked between the scars on his wrist like a secret is real enough, true. He’s stared at it enough times over the years to be certain of that.

    But the person it connects him to? Impossible. A hallucination. A pipe dream.

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    “We’re having a celebratory dinner when Aaron wins.”

    “If Aaron wins,” Kevin put in.

    “When,” Nicky argued, whipping around quickly to aim a glare Kevin’s way. “I’m not tolerating any negativity, Kevin.”

    “I’m not being negative. I’m pointing out that we don’t know what type of people the jury or judge are. They could not understand the situation and convict him. Or, they could get it and let him go.”

    “That’s negative, Kevin,” Nicky said.

    ~*~

    Or, a short fic about Kevin's POV of Aaron's trial and his thoughts about his relationship with Andrew.

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    ‘You’re alive.’
    It wasn’t what Neil had wanted to say, but the words seemed to spill from his lips and he couldn’t take them back.
    ‘So are you,’ his sister scoffed, her eyes as sharp as her tone. ‘Fuck knows how.’

     

    Neil Josten's sister, Mary "Mack" Wesninski, isn't as dead as he'd once thought and—to his ultimate displeasure—she's got plans. Andrew's going to kill him. He just narrowly avoided one mob war.

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    “Jesus Christ, Andrew. Why are you so obsessed with this guy, anyway?”

    Andrew tried give Allison a look that could only be interpreted as ‘stop being so stupid’ but considering that her question was already stupid, perhaps the meaning was lost on her. Andrew couldn’t be sure. So, he glared some more, just in case.

    “Well? Are you going to just look at me and not answer? Wait. Are you flirting with me right now? Is this ‘the look’?” Allison asked with a self-satisfied grin on her face.

    Andrew gave up. There was no reasoning with idiots. He just had to explain everything. “Because I hate him. Because he’s getting under my skin. No one gets under my skin, Allison. I must deal with the nuisance before it becomes interesting.”

    “I think it’s already interesting, Andrew.” Allison said.

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    Andrew and Neil are coworkers and Andrew wants to kill Neil only ninety percent of the time. He is also most definitely a gay disaster and he just needs to get Neil out of his system. Allison decides to make things even more interesting.

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    "Name?"

    "Alex."

    Andrew didn't have any reason not to trust him. Aside from his generally weird behaviour, Douche looked him in the eyes while he said it, but not challengingly. His tone was even and lacked any edge. He wasn't fidgeting, his hands were calm, his posture relaxed.

    So, Andrew really didn't have any proof of his lying. But something didn't add up.

    (Or the one where Andrew meets 22 personalities of one Neil Josten and manages to fall for all of them)

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    Over the years, Neil had to find ways to distract himself from the horrors of his life and so it was expected that he had a list of things to do. The most common being to focus on his soul marks.

    Years ago, up until Neil was fourteen, the marks would show up all the time. Painless bruises and cuts, scars and scratches. They would appear for twenty-four hours before vanishing, despite his soulmate still baring them.

    Now they were much rarer. A scratch now and again from average clumsiness. A bruise from playing sports perhaps.

    They used to be much more sinister. Hand marks in the wrong places. Scars too neat to be accidental.

    There was someone out there for Neil. Someone to hope for.

    Maybe they were hoping for him too…

    --

    Neil has lived his entire live in solitary abuse. But now, with his mother dead and his father in prison, he has a shot at a 'normal' life when the Reynolds family adopt him.

    (A Highschool AU and a Soulmate AU merged into one! Hope you enjoy!)

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    Neil does not cry.
    Aaron asks for help.
    And everything is such a mess.

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