12 Works in Naughty Aziraphale (Good Omens)

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    “You’ve been a naughty angel. And you know what naughty angels get.”

     

    Aziraphale drops his eyes to the duvet. Runs his finger along a wrinkle in the fabric. “Naughty angels get a spanking.”

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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend a night at Ritz. Crowley ends up wearing Aziraphale's shirt... and little else.

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    TD;DR charting Aziraphale's sexuality from curious cherub to Crowley's angel from Eden to Present Day.

    Early on, Aziraphale, a very new angel and well-meaning cherub, loves everything in the Garden of Eden very much. He is distracted by the luscious beauty of everything. Fascinated by the biology of the humans and the tasty fruit they get to enjoy, Aziraphale dares to manifest himself matching physiology, complete with a stomach and a penis. But new sensations befuddle him just as a demon attacks the garden, and innocence is quickly lost. Aziraphale is shamed by Heaven and consumed with guilt, but help comes from an unexpected quarter, and a sure bond is set in stone for the angel and the demon forever.

    As time passes, they can no longer ignore what they do to one another.

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    Crowlydia morbidly moves into the house of their recently departed friends Anathema and Newt. Their stuffy parents don't believe the possible proof that the young couple could still be lurking spectrally about. And to make their dismal life worse, their scruffy uncle, Shadwell, is also moving in the mansion.
    What is a misunderstood morose person to do?
    Look for help in that handy ‘Agnes Nutter's Nice and Accurate Guide to the Recently Deceased’, and maybe call a very helpful Ghost with the Most.

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    Crowley has made notes on handling his worried little angel and beloved husband during earth's latest crisis.

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    Continues a theme from my longer mindmovie-scriptish story, You Can Stay At My Place If You Like.
    The theme being, "Just how might celestial bodies have sex, anyway?" (Inquiring minds, etc.)
    With the additional conceit that the angel's body is glacially cold and the demon's hot (because of course it is).

    They live to please one another, and switch roles as needed.

    Probably went too Bill Gibson on the costume descriptions, but it was so much fun . . . also an excuse for a hat tip to Pratchett/Gaiman's footnote about Crowley's watch, which still makes me smile.

    A bit heavy on the clothes porn in some chapters, but kilts are just asking for it, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

    Aiwa illustration featuring Aziraphale and Crowley in their angelic and demonic presences, Chapters 21 and 32.
    Aiwa illustration for Chapter 11, "Green Sorbet," wherein Aziraphale tames the serpent demoness Crowley.
    Cover art by Hoar Art
    BlueRoses illustration in Chapter 29, Not Nice At All

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    47/?
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    Crowley pulled off a tour de force enticing his angel ("The Temptation Thing"). He's about to be reminded that Aziraphale can be a bit of a bastard.

    Eating off an angel’s fingers might have been something he was warned about in all-hands meetings Downstairs. Like, don’t do that, Crowley, you’ll lose the power of speech and then what use are you? He couldn’t remember, but surely they’d covered it somewhere.

    “My, something’s brought out the snake in you tonight. I can feel where it’s split, mm, you know what that makes me think of… Don’t be too obvious, dear, we are in public.”

    Crowley wondered if there were a specialized term for rogering a primly smiling angel across a platter of rubber bread.

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    Crowley has been hibernating due to cold weather, curled up as a snek, in his angel's lap. But Crowley awakes to find his angel got bored...

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    I said there'd be more.

    Aziraphale wants to have another go, Crowley wants to indulge his angel, Gabriel isn't particularly happy about any of it, and God super is.

    The ineffable husbands and their girls just being cute and ineffable while they wait for baby #3.

    Title is from the Robbie Williams song 'Cursed' which has nothing in common with GO at all, I just liked the line "Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful, tell God he's got a dirty angel!"

    Given Aziraphale's commitment to making babies XD

    Many thanks to my beta reader MaxKowarth.

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    Aziraphale has been doing some 'research' and decides to manipulate Anthony 'Domineering' Crowley into punishing and topping him because he thinks it would be delicious. Crowley indulges the brat.

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    Post the a-not-alypse, feeling their way together as lovers, Aziraphale pouts at Crowley for anything he wants or needs. Crowley is growing impatient...

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    Angels weren’t supposed to experience jealousy. Or were they? Supposedly God did, why shouldn’t angels? Why did they have to be better?

    Perhaps it was just in Aziraphale’s own view that the pedestal he’d put angels as a class on didn’t support emotions like jealousy. Too close to envy, or perhaps the same thing.

    Thinking about it in those terms didn’t make him feel any less green.

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