9 Works in Nara Shikamaru/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

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    After being alive for thousands of years, Kurama thought that he’d seen the depths of humanity’s idiocy long before he ever was forced into bondage at the hands of an idealistic idiot and his seal-master of a wife.

    Given the current situation surrounding his latest jailor clearly he’d been wrong.

    Considering how high that bar was before the latest clusterfuck he was witness to while bound and contained inside an insignificant human – fleshies, he’d never understand how they functioned with all their oozing and shedding and blech, give him good clean chakra any day – it was almost impressive.

    Almost.

    If the reason for their current idiocy wasn’t something as fucking idiotic as human politics and as ridiculous as taking wrongful revenge on an innocent human-kit, that was.

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    Kurama is done with humans, his vessel clearly wasn't being taken care of, and Naruto ends up raised away from Konoha by a skulk of spirit foxes and one very grumpy fox bijuu who has issues with intermittent bouts of rage against humans in general and idiotic seal masters in particular.

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    Naruto never really did pay attention to his surroundings. Shikamaru looks at the burning end of his cigarette. It mirrored the image he envisioned of the light crumbling in his friend's eyes so early in the day as the boy now follow a pointed finger to the graffiti on the wall opposite them.

    There, sprayed against the concrete, a white snake writhed, devouring its own tail.

    An inaudible silence fell upon his friend and Shikamaru glanced over. Naruto's jaw was set, his smile receding into a more serious thin line. But the Nara knew him better, and in the blonde's eyes they contrast with a faint far reaching hope.

    " Sasuke,"
     
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    In their attempts to reach Sasuke, Naruto and his friends are exposed to the rot just beneath Konoha's surface. In over their heads and trying to keep afloat, they soon draw the attention of those that poison its roots.

    (Edited the beginning chapters to read and flow better)

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    futurepresident: ah yes
    futurepresident: my favourite place
    futurepresident: boston
    futurepresident: masachubaets
    doctordoctor: akjskajdjakhdsa n a r u t o

    Basically, it's a chat fic. Shenanigans ensue.

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    5/?
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    Ino raises a very interesting question on the day that the genin teams are announced;

    "Why are there always two boys and only one girl on every squad?"

    //

    (Alternatively, what might have happened if Kishimoto-sensei knew how to write convincing female characters ♡)

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    Kintsugi - The art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum.

    As a philosophy, it treats breakage and repair as part of the history of an object, rather than something to disguise.

    (Or how a Yamanaka Jutsu gone wrong awakens another voice in Naruto's head. But instead of a giant ball of malevolent chakra who isn't really that malevolent, just grumpy; what he awakens is the soul of a Naruto fanfiction writer who really just wants to see all their favs happy. And what the fuck is going on with Orochimaru?)

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    6/?
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    “Freaking, stupid, pieces of shit, where the fuck, lack of brains, how the fuck, I’m going to kill them both-”
    Speak of the devil, Sasuke gasped, trying not to laugh as he forced his body to move through the hysteria breaking through his paling skin. Shikamaru, according to Naruto, was just beginning to like Sasuke. Sasuke was no fool, no one in their graduating class liked him, much to Naruto’s dismay. (Unless you counted the fangirls than Sasuke would rather die than let them get too close. Comrades or not Sasuke wasn't looking for a….female partner at the moment.) Shikamaru was the only one in their class willing to listen to Naruto as he tried to explain Sasuke’s lack of emotions, or faith, or lack of something, as some of the other’s put it. He was just beginning to get close to Sasuke and Naruto, even when they fought most of the time during their ‘meetings’. Shika was really starting to get along with them both, even dragging them home when they did something stupid.

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    Where Shikamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke end up in the past and well... Who would have thought it turned out that way, you know?

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    Naruto is determined to bake a cake for Sasuke, but Shikamaru has other, dirtier ideas.

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    Naruto is trying to play dirty to beat Sasuke at a game. But when he fails to do so, will his back up plan backfire?

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    Shikamaru finds himself captive in Orochimaru's lair with no way to get out. This triggers a series of events that are, well, troublesome...

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    Chapters:
    36/?
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