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    Crowley perspective retelling of Green Things Are Flowers Too

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale pretend to be married while they try to influence the "antichrist."

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    English
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    48,203
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    12/14
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    242
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    43
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    2746
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    Crowley isn't doing this because he is nice. He is a demon, demons aren't nice. Nice is a four letter word. Crowley does it all because it is the opposite of what it appears God wants. So there!

    Language:
    English
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    55,461
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    325
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    66
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    3292
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    Every now and then we all are going to have a peculiar coworker.
    Sometimes, it is an accounting girl having an affair with your boss.
    Or that guy, Bob, with a mysteriously suspicious past.
    And then, there are the Nanny and the Gardener.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    411
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    Good Omens SPANKtober!

     

    It's not Inktober ... it's not even Kinktober ... it's something similar, but tailor-made for those of us who like to read about a good spanking!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,525
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1352
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    Warlock decides to try therapy to help understand why his life feels like such a let down.

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    English
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    5,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    400
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    She ran the end of the riding crop slowly up the inside of the gardener's thigh. She tapped it against his skin softly. She ran the end of the riding crop back down his leg and then up again. She tapped the groove inbetween his thigh harder this time. His breath hitched

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    English
    Words:
    3,265
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    483
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    During the Victorian era, a secret language of flowers was developed so people could subtly communicate their feelings and thoughts without ever exchanging a word. Too bad a certain someone slept through the entire 19th century and didn't get the memo.

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    English
    Words:
    13,598
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    823
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    Lilith Ashtoreth has been the Dowling’s Nanny for over five years. She’s seen staff come and go; none have caught her eye. When she’s introduced to the new gardener, a soft burly man named Ezra Francis Fell, she is quite intrigued by him.

    A man of God, Brother Francis tries to tear his eyes away from the tall, stern woman with sinful red locks. After all, it’s indecent to lust after such a respectable woman, or any woman for that matter. Though, all he can think about is what color her eyes must be behind those glasses… and does she wear pantyhose or garters?

    This is Nanny and Brother Francis falling in love despite their awful and sometimes traumatic pasts.

    Look, I’m a useless lesbian and I’m in love with Nanny Ashtoreth and I want her to fuck me so bad. Also, I’m watching the new Dynasty and Liz Gillies as Fallon Carrington… that gun scene? God, she can peg me any day. I’m useless and horny, and starved for love and attention, so that’s where this came from… I’m not sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,684
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    282
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    Algunos libros comienzan a aparecer en la habitación de la nana Ashtoreth y ella no sabe qué hacer.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    53
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    They finally get their dance.

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    English
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    519
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    45
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    Warlock starts to notice when Nanny doesn't stay in her own rooms at night. He's gone looking for her, sleepless in the night, only to see a tall spindly shadow moving across the dark lawn toward Brother Francis' cottage.
    Sometimes, if he's awake early enough, he sees her coming back before the sun is even up, in the same clothes as yesterday and her curls loosened around her shoulders. One day, he remembers to ask over breakfast.

    Or: forced proximity leads to rumours of an affair, which leads to even closer proximity. Aziraphale and Crowley can hardly complain.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,229
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    54
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    Brother Francis bangs on Nanny Ashtoreth's door very late one night, concerned about her new orders from Hell.

    (Or: some angels shouldn't be allowed near televisions)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    589
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    After Brother Francis rescues Nanny Ashtoreth from the duckpond (following an issue definitely not caused by Crowley trying to save ducks from five-year-old Warlock) Crowley and Aziraphale abscond to a private room in the Dowling mansion to shed their wet disguises, light a warm fire, and spread their wings out comfortably. Crowley can't bear to see Aziraphale's wings such a mess. Really, though... what's a little feathery finger-combing between frenemies?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    667
    Bookmarks:
    126
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are at the end of the line with Mr. Fell and Miss Ashtoreth. The truth comes out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    936
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    [In which Heck is 7.] Hellspawn Dowling's dad Thaddeus J. Yuck checks out of a family vacation to Provincetown, Massachusetts, 2 days before they're about to leave. Harriet, feeling shaky in her contentious marriage, doesn't want to go alone with her...uh...hellspawn of a kid. And so the inimitable Nanny J. Ashtoreth accompanies Hellspawn and Harriet to a weeklong stay in the queerest town on the Eastern seaboard. Heck learns a lot about her rights, her options, herself, her mom, and her governess.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,255
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    446
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    Nanny starts her day looking at brother Francis

    Fanart

    Language:
    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    600
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    Sometimes, it was like living with an angel and a demon on his shoulder. Warlock knew about this concept because Brother Francis made him read a book that had old illustrations of very unrealistic angels and demons whispering into people’s ears. Not that he really knew what angels and demons looked like, but what use are wings if they aren't even attached to your body? Stupid adults.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    238
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    Ah, the nice, warm, welcoming, sweet, tantalizing, achingly sinful taste of an apple pie… Nobody could resist it. And she was planning to feed it to young Master Warlock, too, once he’d grown up enough to digest it properly. It was still too soon, but it was only a matter of time and, frankly, she looked forward to that moment.
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    In which Nanny Ashtoreth bakes an apple pie and feeds baby Master Warlock while discussing the sense of taste with Brother Francis.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,172
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    245
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    Crowley ajatteli nopeasti. Liian nopeasti, kuten hän niin usein teki ja mikä johti toistuvasti ongelmiin. Niin kävi nytkin.

    “Itse asiassa te olette jo tavanneet aviomieheni”, Crowley kuuli sanovansa. “Te palkkasitte hänet juuri.”

    Hakiessaan Antikristuksen lastenhoitajaksi Crowley tulee kertoneeksi yhden valkean valheen liikaa.

    Language:
    Suomi
    Words:
    12,171
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    80
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    Nanny Ashtoreth has a reputation. No-talking-to-her reputation. Except for Brother Francis.
    And she doesn't expect a suitor, and she definitely doesn't expect liking him back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,528
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2944

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