18 Works in Mysterion/Professor Chaos (South Park)

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    A series of very short stories about Kenny using his words of the day and learning about them with those he cares about.

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    English
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    23,197
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    620
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    Mysterion watches alone, keeping an eye on an old 'friend' while oddly helping the villain.

    “About time.” He mumbled to himself, finally standing up, feeling the blood rush to his feet, stretching his arms, rolling them before turning to the ladder. Slipping down and jumping on top of the dumpster, not making a sound. Quietly he followed the Coon, knowing far too well what that ‘hero’ could do. Splashing across the street and climbing on top of the dock building, finding an open window and crawling down to a catwalk. He held his breath, peering over the edge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,892
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2838
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    This story begins being mostly about Kenny and Karen and leads up to being more about Mysterion. I'm still learning how to find natural breaks in my writing so bear with me on how short these first couple of chapters will be. Kenny is a prostitute in this story so a good bit of my side stories will be smutty. This is your warning.

    Series
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    Words:
    4,003
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    111
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    Mysterion makes a deal.

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    831
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    221
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    Chaos has a new maid, now all he has to do is find out the maid's name.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    506
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    English
    Words:
    1,721
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    1172
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    Who the hell has time for school when the whole damn town is inside a hellmouth? When demons pop up at random to tear civilians apart?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,672
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3489
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    In which Mysterion is forced to propose on national television in an attempt to end Chaos. Superhero AU. Cupid Cartman part 1/3.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1134
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    Butters enjoys his meet ups with Mysterion for some of the wrong reasons.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1192
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    Leopold "Butters" Stotch has been away from South Park for almost a decade, he thought that part of his life was far behind him. However, with his first year at Denver University about to start some old friends have started showing up, including a certain sandy blonde Butters thought was out of his life forever.

    To make the mess worse, a new hero is in town and out to stop Professor Chaos's master plan.

    Being in college is tough enough without his childhood best friend showing up and being a villain with a new hero to fight him.

    ||ON A LONG HIATUS||

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,028
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    707
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    This is basically a book where I'll write a bunch of one shots about gay ships from South Park! If you want me to do a certain one then just tell me and I'll try my best. I hope y'all enjoy these little cute stories. I will be adding tags as I go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,503
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    6050
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    Kenny and Butters hadn’t played superheroes since they were 10. They decided to go back to the nostalgic days by fucking each other silly (Both are depicted as 18).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3129
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    South Park has always seen its share of weird things. But when residents start to go missing and are later found dead, Mysterion finds himself looking for the answers, only to come up empty handed. He enlists the help of Professor Chaos, the only other person in the town that still believed in the “hero” persona.

    But the deeper down the rabbit whole they go, they find themselves falling into something far bigger than they had anticipated, that will test their newfound bond.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,795
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2860
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    He was a strange boy, to say the least.

    He wore bright orange clothes, always smelled of some strange drug, clothes sometimes stained burgundy, black and blue splotches, and breaking into houses at night.

    It doesn't help that under the hood he is hella attractive.

    No wonder half of South Park High turned gay.
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    If any questions come to mind, go ahead and ask! Leave a comment including your question, I'll gladly take the time to answer it!

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    VERY IMPORTANT: THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN SEVERAL INAPPROPRIATE THEMES AND WILL HAVE HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS. If you are uncomfortable with that, I advise you to leave. If you're homophobic, rethink your life choices, not everyone's perfect.

    Warning: Several characters may be a bit OOC because I haven't seen much of the show.

    DISCLAIMER: South Park does not belong to me, none of this belongs to me other than the story and plot.

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    Update Schedule: 1-5 Times a week, still undetermined.

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    Story Began: February 21st, 2018

    Story Finished: N/A

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,320
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2278
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    Kenny and Butters, also there is some super hero stuff in it. It gets dirty on the third chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,270
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3777
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    Professor Chaos traps Mysterion and challenges him to a fight, anything goes. Mysterion gets the upper hand, but quickly realizes that Chaos planned to lose all along.

    Warning: kinnnda dubious consent. I don't think it's too bad, but if you're sensitive don't read.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4578
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    "My dear Paladin Butters," she spoke softly, in the tone she only used around him.
    --
    “Professor Chaos,” the hero snarled.
    --
    “Yeah, Leo?” they asked.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2441
  18. Ahead of the Curve by Anonymous

    Fandoms: South Park  

    23 Oct 2017

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    Mysterion lost; this was Chaos’ game now. Only the professor was slowly losing his own control.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4016

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