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    First off this is my first Self-Insert. Also I'm writing this alongside a blind play through, at the time that I came up with haven't even reached my first Lord of Cinder yet.

    During a PlayStation sale I bought Dark Souls Remastered, Dark Souls II Scholar of The First Sin and Dark Souls III(and all DLC). Based on what little I knew about Dark Souls III I figured I'd find that one the most fun(So far I'm right), but I have a "Prequel before Sequel" rule. So what did I do? I got addicted with Remastered and binge played Scholar of The First Sin. And now I'm ready for the final challenge that this series has to offer! Tomorrow....Dark Souls II took SO much longer than the first game, that fucking Vendrick fight. But for now I need to rest my brain.

    "OOOWWW~ Oh I hurt, did I sleep wrong again? Wait....this isn't my bed. Great I rolled onto the floor in my sleep again. 'Opens Eyes' Why is my ceiling gray? ....I'm outside. WHY?!? Why am I outside!?!"

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    This is just me talking about shit i live and see and all that shit, probably gonna curse a lot just cause it's fun, also don't know how to write, english is my second lenguage. I don't know if people will read this but o well ima just write stuff je.

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    Quartz is the second most common mineral in Earth's continental crust. It is called by the name 'Amethyst' when it is purple, 'Citrine' when it is yellow, 'Prasiolite' when green, and 'Chalcedony' when found mixed with moganite. It comes in almost every colour, and is not particularly expensive.

    It holds magical power most easily, and there is no other variety of gemstone that can be so useful as a magical battery. Indeed, ancient quartz pieces are the cause of the most muggle deaths upon being tampered with, giving forth huge bursts of uncontrolled magical energy, usually in elemental form. We can appreciate the dichotomy of this, and perhaps take a lesson from it: that the most common of gems can, truly, be a diamond in the rough.

    The Crystal Catalogue: Being A Compendium Of All Magically Significant Gems And Minerals, With Especial Attention Paid To Those Most Useful To Magicka Obscura, Claudius Malfoy, 1806

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    Mads was a struggling scareactor in small town Ohio,with abusive family and no where to go.

    Who know a seminar would change their entire life.

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    Even in her 20's, Caroline is an expert at being nerdy and socially awkward, until one day, a certain daedric prince of madness offers to fulfill her dream of a magical adventure, dragging her into the tv screen, and into the Elder Scrolls V universe. Will she use the lore she knows and easily become dovahkiin, or is there way more going on in this not-so-fictional world than meets the eye?

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    Mads wanted Gids to be theirs and theirs him..from now on

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    This kind of story would more along the lines of a "What If" story. The kind of what if where you'd ask if you were in the Batman universe and were working at Arkham, which job would you choose? And for me if I was was hired at Arkham, I would choose the position of cook for the inmates and since I have a passion for cooking, I secretly ask a few of Gotham's most well known rouges what their favorite meal is and give them something special once in a great while. Eventually when I got to Dr. Jonathan Crane, he took notice of my...interest in him, giving him a bit more attention than the other inmates.

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    This is really just a piece dedicated to Bill Hader. Maybe he'll read it, I don't know. I've been having these extremely vivid dreams with him, and to be honest, it's kind of freaking me out. It's probably nothing, right?
    Please be kind. I mean no harm. I'm just trying to make sense of things.
    Sorry Bill (also I don't know him obviously).

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    To be perfectly honest, I had no clue how I got to this world. I had gone for a little walk a few days ago, end of October. Nothing too unusual. There was a gap in my memory, after that. I sat up to really take in my surroundings. It was somewhere else entirely. Somewhere that had chunks of rock floating in the distance, and land twisting like an MC Escher painting. Because, you know, that's normal.

    [A slow-building story, following the journey of one idiot into the world of Fates, just trying to survive the plot she thought she knew.]

    Arc One, Light: Chapters 1-?

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    Jim stared at the woman standing before him. He didn’t know what to make of this situation and clearly; she didn’t have an idea either.
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    She didn’t know what to do. There was this clearly abused blond kid before her and she couldn’t do anything too rash because it could startle him.

    She was dead, she knew that and she even said it aloud to make it more realistic, but for some reason, she couldn’t trample down the urge to help him. God, it felt like watching all those Horror Movies with her Sister all over again!

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    She was dissolving into glowing particles! Her eyes strayed briefly to the little blond boy. She wouldn’t be able to help him at all; they were both dissolving and- she gasped alarmed. They were merging!

    +Please let this not be the last thing both of us see!+

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    Or the one were a Woman merges with James T. Kirk and despairs at that fact.

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    Another vivid dream that shook me to my core.

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    On November 29, 1989, a boy was born in the small town of Hasetsu, Japan. Youngest son of Katsuki Hiroko and Toshiya and younger brother of Katsuki Mari. The boy was named Yuuri. Katsuki Yuuri. The boy who was born to be a winner.

    ...

    "Katsuki Yuuri-kun." The teacher calls him and the boy gets up from his desk, taking a deep breath.

    "My name and Katsuki Yuuri and I will be one of the best ice skaters in the world," he says, with a look of sheer determination that surprises not only the teacher but the parents and the other students there.

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    So he is alive. And misses basically everything. And nothing is fair. So he picks himself up and makes the best of it. Whatever it is. It’s not like he has a choice, right?

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    Jay takes a somewhat shady job as a late night technician at Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rentals because he desperately needs money. The job seems easy enough at first but what Jay doesn't know is that he's about to go on a journey of a lifetime.

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    Tokiya offers Ayaka some comfort after she learns some heartbreaking news about one of her favorite K-pop boy groups.

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    A collection of really gay dreams I've had lol. Mature rating for hints of sexual content and possible future sexual content.
    Each chapter focuses on a different dream and different partner. Titles include Names and Brief Summary.

    I am a Trans Man!!I am also plus sized! All depictions of the Reader/Myself will reflect that.

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    Sister Morella is a simple Sister of Sin. She didn't think she'd ever meet Cardinal Copia. For some strange reason, they seem to come into contact a lot. Is it fate? Or just her weird luck? Either way, this little mouse has caught the attention of a rat. And the little mouse has a couple little secrets.

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    June Egbert has a grip on her life, finally. She's transitioning very well, and nothing is too terrible with BFF Roxy! One, day, however, she wakes up to find the house clean and a Sylph crying on her recliner. Follow June throughout the year as the cast finds new and better ways to fuck everything up. All of your game-related problems have been solved by this...living narrative device who just mary sued her way through the story, so now you must focus on the emotional problems.
    The ones that nobody but you can fix.
    This is NOT gender-bend. This is to practice writing my self-insert and to celebrate June's recent canonicity. I just enjoy writing scenarios and am terrible at transitions. Inspired by abraxasgrip's amazing work!

    LATER NOTE: This has become more about my OCs than June in the last few chapters, but that will change after chapter six. Thank you for your patience!

    LATER LATER NOTE: On hiatus till I feel like it

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    Beer pizza and ddr. Listen being ridiculous is the most human thing tbh

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    Ok, this is totally a self indulgent self insert thing where all the houses unite. To summarize:
    Fae, childhood friend of Dimitri, has had odd dreams of the future, one where Fòdlan in thrown into the chaos of war. They believe in order to stop this from happening, they must get all the houses united and find the truth they believe the church is hiding. And who better to enlist in this task but the new professor, who holds secrets they don't even know about. Follow the two as they form bonds throughout the monastery, and delve into the truth.

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