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    Mike Hanlon has stayed in Derry for 27 years with one goal: to kill It. Now that's accomplished he calls a meeting of the Loser's Club, ending marriages, changing lives and making everything just a little bit gayer.

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    Penny looks up at her for a second, wide eyes swiftly narrowing. “Motherfucker. A ghost-writer? I knew you were funnier than that shit.”
    Rory grins at her. “You just said it wasn’t bad!”
    “I was being polite! I thought either you had your sense of humour surgically removed, or childhood me was a fucking moron for thinking you were funny. Jesus, Rory. You basically gaslighted me.”
    Rory snorts. “I gaslighted you?” Then, because she thinks it will spark more annoyance. “Wait, you thought I was funny?”

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    “Eddie, what are you whispering?” The wife says, tossing her hair around and giggling. “You don’t have any surprises for me, do you?”

    Eddie visibly chokes back another round of land-lover vomit. “Actually, Myra. I do have a surprise.” He reaches into his suit jacket with trembling hands, and Richie doesn’t really want to see what he pulls out. They’re already fucking married, according to this broad, so what else could they possibly do in front of him?

    “Why don’t I get you two started off with something to drink?” Richie says, remembering he’s here working and not actually trapped in a torrid love triangle with two strangers.

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    #8 Ottobre / PumpNight / Incisione

    Fix It estremamente necessaria, perché non accetterò mai voi sapete cosa. Perciò eccovi qui...
    SPOILER!!!!
    SPOILER!!!!
    SPOILER!!!!

    una Reddie appena sfornata, in qui Eddie sopravvive e Richie va a prenderlo in ospedale quando viene finalmente dimesso per accompagnarlo all'aeroporto, ma prima di ciò fa una doverosa deviazione.
    Godetevela e mi raccomando fatemi sapere cosa ne pensate, personalmente mi sono divertita una sacco a scriverla, amo questi due idioti!

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    “Looks like your wife put a hit on you, dude.” A wave of patient understanding washes over Richie’s face, “I’m just gonna let that sink in a minute.”

    “A hit? Like-”

    “She wants you dead, man. I don’t know how else to tell you.”

    “Richie,” Eddie scoffs, “Bro. Come on. Like I’m supposed to believe that?”

    “That your wife wants you dead?” He asks, genuinely concerned. “I know it’s a lot-”

    “Actually, that I believe,” Eddie interrupts. “But, come on, dude. What the hell is-” Eddie swallows nervously. “You can’t be a-” he laughs at the idea, “No fucking way in hell did Trashmouth grow up to be a hitman!”

    ~*~

    Myra puts a hit on Eddie after he tells her he wants a divorce. Lucky for him, his childhood friend and aspiring stand-up comedian, Richie Tozier, gets the job.

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    As soon as Myra was out of sight, Eddie turned his, admittedly intense, attention back to Richie. "Rich," he said seriously, gripping his biceps. "I promise you. As soon as possible, we will one hundred percent unpack and sort through every single thing you just said with a fine tooth comb, but right now, I really need your help leaving my wife."

    Richie blinked, the shadow of an understandably confused grin creeping onto his lips. "My perfect Wednesday night. Ruining a marriage and a long, drawn out talk about feelings."

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    In un mondo in cui Richie riesce a salvare Eddie dalle grinfie di It dopo i Pozzi Neri, c'è ancora qualche problema nella loro lista di cose da fare. Passando da Derry a Los Angeles, abbiamo un processo per omicidio per Richie Tozier, la procedura di divorzio di Eddie Kaspbrak, condivisioni di letto di varietà platoniche e non, un'indagine sulla magia, una disgustosa seduta spiritica, un viaggio in autostrada da cretinosessuali e l'immancabile OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES.

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    Richie makes a ‘rewind’ motion with his hands, complete with sound effects. “What I mean is it can’t happen because it’s the classic problem.”
    “What the fuck is the classic problem?”
    “That it is impossible to be friends with someone who you either find attractive or wants to bone the same kinda people you do.”
    For a moment, Eddie is too shocked to speak. When he gets the ability to speak back, he manages to compile his thoughts into the most concise way possible – he says, “That’s bullshit.”
    “No man, it’s the truth! Two gay guys can’t be friends because they will always wonder what it would be like to bang each other. Thus, the friendship is doomed to fail. It’s like… science or some shit. Truly.”

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    This is what Eddie Kaspbrak is told during his journey from Maine to New York at 21, from a man he's only just met and already cannot stand. What follows is 12 years of near misses, coming together and finding yourself, as well as realising that sometimes, loving your friends isn't as bad as everyone says it is. And if it's Richie Tozier, then you're pretty much screwed.

    A multichap reddie romcom fic, because the author is just that indulgent.

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    They may have adjusted to being sensates, but unfortunately, not all their problems were solved. As it turns out, their new problems came with a red balloon.

    An it/sense8 au (read notes for explanation)

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    Richie had a long day, and Eddie wants to help.

    In return, Richie really tries to get Eddie hard.

    (He succeeds)

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    Eddie always thought there might be something wrong with him: he never found people attractive, he only had sex with his wife when she demanded it, and he never really had a boner.

    Turns out that doesn't change when he falls in love with Richie again, but it surely doesn't stop him from making Richie feel good.

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    Eddie kisses with a lot of teeth.

    Richie knows this shouldn’t be a shock, considering Eddie’s entire personality, but it makes him feel fucking unhinged anyway.

    (or, Richie and Eddie sleep together after Pennywise bites the dust, and Richie is fine, really, except for the fact that he's pregnant and the guy he's in love with is so fucking nice to him.)

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    Anyone who called Eddie Kaspbrak whipped was a sexist. It was 2017, and he would not be expected to have an obedient little housewife in the kitchen to feel like a man. Eddie does not need to be the big lord of the house, the king of his castle, to feel like a man. He goes for morning runs until his cheeks are pink and ruddy and match the sunset over the Whitestone Bridge. He goes to bars. He cooks dinner together with his wife and they listen to Bobby Darin while they chop onions. Equals. Partners. 

     

    Text conversations with Richie always get out of hand. Caps lock is Eddie's closest friend. 

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    "Just like now, but taller."

     

     

    Just like now... but taller...

    He really hadn't changed much, had he?

    The more he stared, the more resemblance he had to his own younger self: the same brown, tired, old eyes; the same curly hair parted to the side, falling over his forehead; the same lanky figure, strong but hiding underneath the skin and slight fat, first baby fat and now old fat; that same scared, cowardly face.

    Just like then but, taller.

    She was right.

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    Stanley doesn't give in to his fears, and is the last one to arrive in Derry after the call.

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    Всю жизнь Эдди Каспбраку говорили, какой он хрупкий, что, собственно, было ложью. И он, едва не умерев от потери крови в логове космического демона, смог это осознать. А также то, что он может выжить. Это ставит его приоритеты в некоторую перспективу.
    И на данный момент он ранен. И женат. Ну, на женщине. И гей. И по-глупому влюблён в Ричи Тозиера после всех этих лет. И он хотел бы воспользоваться своей новой жизнью, исходя из всех этих вещей, если только Ричи пойдёт на встречу.

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    Canon Fix it but make it sexy polyamory ft. Patty Uris cause she's GREAT

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    С тех пор прошло два года, Дерри был выдавлен из памяти, кошмары почти перестали мучить, жизнь более-менее вошла в колею. Так что когда Ричи обнаружил себя на балконе своей роскошной квартиры со стаканом виски в одной трясущейся руке и сигаретой — во второй, он понял — всё плохо. Ему опять требовалась долгая терапия. Желательно в компании неудачников. Желательно, чтобы они при этом над ним не ржали.

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    In 2016, a few months before Mike's call, Eddie finds a broken down old ham radio at an estate sale and buys it, planning to repair it.

    In 2017, months after Eddie's death, Bill buys a second hand ham radio from an antiques shop as a present for a grieving Richie who is not coping with Eddie's death.

    Richie begins talking to a stranger on the radio, telling him about the man he loved, and changes both their past and their present.

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    Reddie Centric Fix-It fic based on the film Frequency.

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    Eddie knows, he knows that he met this annoying comedian somewhere at one point of his life.

    Problem is, he can't remember where, and the weird man(Richie), will be stuck with him in a car for God knows how long.

    Damn, he really should be paid more for his job.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak hates his wife. More than anything, he hates living in uptown suburbia working a nine-to-five to support her like he's eighteen again still stuck at his mother's house with her taking his checks and doling out less than half to him like some kind of fucked up allowance, only now he's traded pretending to be the perfect little straight son for pretending to be the perfect image of a straight husband, neatly-tucked polos and shorts swapped out for pressed suits and ties.

    Though, maybe it isn't actually in his best interest to go all out and cheat on her with an older man and then decide to kind-of-sort-of become his sugar baby, but, well.

    There's a learning curve to everything.

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