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    It all starts when Jonathan Strange invites himself into one of John Childermass very private dreams.
    what follows is a rough year.
    so much pining.
    so much hurt.
    so little comfort.

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    22/30
    Comments:
    61
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    41
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    Segundus is grieving the loss of a long term partner. Childermass is a sexy coffee shop barista. Norrell is Norrell.

    I've never written a coffee shop AU before, which is funny, because I've spent SO MUCH TIME in coffee shops.

    There's some tough subject matter in here, but I'll post content warnings.

    Thank you emilycare for all your valuable help with pacing and plot! Best Beta Reader EVER

    It's almost completed. Will just take a little time to get it all posted. I hope you enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    12
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    10
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    In the freezing cold of midwinter, Childermass must get back to Starecross because of what his cards have revealed to him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    21
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    17
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    1
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    99
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    A chronicle of the year following the return of magic to England, through the lens of two particular magicians.

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    59,018
    Chapters:
    13/13
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    193
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    95
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    20
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    It’s not a party without parlour games. This is one of the most agreeable games that can be imagined.

    or: I was really excited for the upcoming NY exchange and wanted to write a silly and happy little fic in the meantime.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    21
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    John Segundus needs to get married quick in order to convince Mrs. Lennox to sell Starecross Hall to him. He ends up asking Childermass to be his fake husband. And of course they're super soft for each other and pretending not to be.

    I can't stress enough how this is not based on any research into early 19th century Christmas (or 12th Night) celebrations in ANY WAY. I just want to write about soft boys kissing under mistletoe! JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

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    24,014
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    19
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    2
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    213
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    Segundus dies. Childermass has always been a practical man, and sets to resurrect him.

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    1/1
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    16
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    22
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    2
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    125
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    Lascelles drew slowly closer, and then, to Childermass’ surprise, a spark of recognition ignited in the man’s dark, haunted eyes. “You!” he exclaimed. “You! You filthy thief! You horrible liar!” His eyes grew wide and his pace quickened. “You! The magician’s assistant! You scoundrel! You cur!” His face changed rapidly from that of a lax idiot to a mask of pure rage. His steps grew more sure and swift as he drew closer across the clearing, and Childermass decided that Lascelles was still very much alive inside his enchantment and that he’d best cast a spell or two in self defense. And quickly, before the man remembered to use the pistol he was waving about in anger as he advanced.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    10
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    11
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    John Segundus expected his Friday to go like every other Friday: do some research, write some articles, have drinks with his co-workers at the pub down the street. Except this time, he finds himself in need of rescue. Childermass saves him, and Segundus is very grateful, but now the whole office thinks they're dating. He might have made a bit of a mistake.
    And now they have to share a room at an upcoming work conference.
    And Segundus has been harboring some feelings for quite some time that he hasn't altogether figured out yet.

    Language:
    English
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    16,024
    Chapters:
    4/9
    Comments:
    17
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    23
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    2
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    215
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    Известный музыкант Джордж Хонифут дает интервью журналисту Джону Сегундусу и делится своим опытом общения с эльфами, а также предостерегает от того, чему совсем НЕ посвящена одна из глав его книги воспоминаний.

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    1/1
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    4
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    John Childermass meets a stranger on his travels, and unwillingly surrenders the secret of his heart.

    John Segundus falls ill, but it is not a typical illness- he is ever chilled, exhausted, and faint. He wanders the Starecross gardens at night in a fever, and opens the windows to his bedchamber.

    Childermass calls upon Jonathan Strange for magical aid where medical has none, and his determination is called into question- to what depths of Hell would a man so widely considered a pitiless rogue travel for love?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    21
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    743
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    John Segundus realizes he's in love with John Childermass, and endeavors to try and seduce him, with the help of a hopelessly silly book of advice for young ladies looking for a husband.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    346
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    Honeyfoot's two nieces are abducted by fairies and Childermass and Segundus are enlisted to go and rescue them, only one of them doesn't really feel like being rescued.

    I wanted to play with an enemies to lovers vibe here that isn't a thing in the book but is heavily implied in the show. I just love it OK.

    Middle aged men, tromping about in a fairy wood, getting to know one another and pining.

    Thank you emilycare my steadfast beta reader and plot-helper. Your ideas are fantastic and they drove this fic forward in a huge way. <3

    Language:
    English
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    40,385
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Mr Segundus once again tries to set up a school for magicians at Starecross Hall, but starting such a project is still not as easy as he might have hoped. Will John Childermass be his friend in this endeavour, or his foe?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    10/28
    Comments:
    80
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    101
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1143
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    Lady Pole had left some of her clothing behind. After she had been restored to a good and Christian life by the return of her little finger, after Mr. Segundus had done the magic to put it back in its rightful place upon her hand, she told Segundus and Mr. Honeyfoot that she wished to leave some things at Starecross Hall. She would keep her house dress, as it was comfortable and well made, and versatile besides, but that she had no desire to see her evening gown again. It only reminded her unpleasantly of nights spent dancing in the enchanted ballrooms and hallways of Lost Hope. And that was a memory she could well do without. If she never wore another evening gown again, she said, it would be too soon.

    Language:
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    33,400
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    40
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    457
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    It is a hot late summer day when Childermass tells Segundus of a cold brook lying near Starecross Hall that would be just perfect for cooling one's feet. Segundus investigates and fairy mischief ensues.

    Language:
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    20,137
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    395
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    ‘Though they should have had plenty in common, from a love of magic to their first names – and perhaps other, more personal things, if they had cared to discuss them – it was widely known that if John Segundus and John Childermass were found in a room together, then they would be found arguing.’

    Magic has been revived in England, but some things never change – until a dangerous encounter in York forces Childermass to reassess what he truly sees in others.

    Language:
    English
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    37,653
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    160
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    John Childermass dies violently, but that is only the beginning of his troubles.

    Thank you as always to my wonderful beta emilycare. Your kind words and helpful suggestions are always so much appreciated *bows*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,640
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    429
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    Miss Segundus asks the question, Miss Norrell doesn't approve, Childermass is waiting in hope of her King's return.

    Language:
    English
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    3,410
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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    68
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    An empty old house, two ridiculous magicians, wine, ancient books, a quest for answers, a little history, magic, tales and love.

    Language:
    English
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    17,642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    10
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