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    "I have been expecting you" Says Sidious from his throne.
    "Impossible!" screams the head inquisitor, more convinced than ever that archbishop was right and that this vile creature is indeed a subject of Satan.

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    Steve studied the photos arrayed in front of him, then looked up at Peggy. "What's the weapon?"

    "A joke."

    Steve stared at her as Bucky said, incredulously, "Are you seriously telling me a joke killed them?"

    "It's been tested, Sergeant. It works. Mr Scribbler accidentally created a joke so funny that it kills people."

    A killer joke. Steve wanted to bury his face in his hands and laugh. "Alright. You've developed a killer joke that can take out the Germans. What do you need me for?"

    One of the British Commanders leaned forward. "The problem we're facing, Captain Rogers, is that it's a weapon almost too dangerous to use, since an ordinary man," he said meaningfully, "can only take one word."

    And there it was. "You want me to learn the joke."

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    Answering the perhaps unnecessary question, what if the members of Duran Duran were part of a Monty Python skit?

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    How Mike and Terry met. Basically just backstory for my work 'Monty Python's Family Circus' .

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    2/?
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    The pythons have been living together for quite a while. Recently, they decided to adopt three young boys to raise as their own in one big, happy, funny family.

    ! Completely SFW Story !

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    4/?
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    Write 20 crossover drabbles of Buffyverse characters doing something for the first time, they said. It'll be easy, they said. In no way will it lead to some very weird fandom collisions, they said, with a slight quiver of the lip.

    Written for the Twisting The Hellmouth 20 For 20 challenge. Table of contents in first chapter.

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    “Yesterday, I was feeling safe, oh
    All I do today is trying to be brave
    And no melody can seem to soothe my mind
    And now I curse you for being so sweet and so kind

    And I can't get you out of my dreams
    Now I know that you're the dangerous kind
    And your smile is tattooed on my mind
    And I can't get you out of my dreams...”

    - Tattooed On My Mind (D’Sound)

    This is a collection of erotic reader-insert one shots (and maybe some other surprise smut fics) about the one and only Sir Michael Edward Palin.

    Each chapter caters to a different sexual fantasy and some chapters might be a continuation of a previous chapters. Every chapter has a different Palin era so feel free to pick your poison!

    (It’s been a while since I’ve properly written smut, so please be kind!)

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    6/?
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    They don't call it "Hard Brexit" gratuitously!

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    Michael Palin has a bad habit of becoming incredibly aware of exactly what it is that he's doing at exactly the wrong times. Sometimes he'll be awake finishing a sketch, and he will become aware of that fact that he, -- Michael Palin, -- is awake at three in the morning, his knee is bouncing uncontrollably and his handwriting is awful because of exactly how much caffeine he's had, and that there are ink smudges on his wrists too. And whenever he has these moments, he usually follows them by thinking to himself, "Well. Exactly how did I get here, again?"

    As I mentioned before, these moments of awareness come very unfortunately, at incredibly inopportune times. And that's exactly how Michael Palin, -- panting, flushed, sweating, -- looks down at Eric Idle who is very intently bruising the brunette's collarbone with bites and licks, and is suddenly very aware of how incredibly hot it is in this room, and how sweat is beading on his forehead, back, and legs, and how his hair is stuck to his forehead in damp curls. And pondering this revelation and appreciating how incredibly attractive the redhead pressing him against the bed is, Michael Palin rolls his head back and thinks, "Well. Exactly how did I get here, again?"

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    Graham folded his letter up neatly and put it away in his pocket. He had gotten all the books, scale, telescope, phials and cauldron. All he needed to get now was his clothing attire, wand and an animal of his choice. He then scanned the crowd for Michael, and sure enough he spotted him near Quality Quidditch Supplies ogling the newest racing brooms.

    “Mike! I know those brooms are pretty, but can you please hurry up? We still need to get a few more things and I don’t want to be here all day!” Graham said.
    Michael snapped out of his daze and grinned sheepishly and somewhat reluctantly walked away from the window. “Oh yeah right…sorry. Just got distracted. Where do we go first?”
    “Hmm…Well I was thinking we could go to the Magical Menagerie to get our pets first,and then we could get our wands from Ollivanders’ secondly and then get our robes fitted from Madam Malkins lastly.” Graham finished. Michael nodded in agreement and set off together towards the menagerie.

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    Stop that! It's silly. And a bit suspect, I think...

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    Sorry for the horrible title, but these are going to be little snippets or longer actual fanfics about you being married to Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones. Lots and lots of sex. Chapters will be rated individually.

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    7/?
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    It's a fairly terrible, rainy day. The Python boys are in their office, going through scenes and sketches when Graham notices Michael isnt his usual chipper self.

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    Four weird old disaster bastards humblebrag about things they probably shouldn't. Based on the Monty Python 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch.

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    Set before the forming of Python, Where Michael and Graham meet as kids instead of adults and become the best of friends.

     

     

    Disclaimer: I don't own python, so please don't sue as i'm poor.

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    A Day in the Life of a Secret Radar Technician

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    Terry and Michael have a bit of a walk in the rain. Some feelings are shared.

    I apologise for the frankly, terrible summary. Hello!
    This is my first thing I've written on this site, please be kind, haha. It's only a small fic, just a one shot really, but I hope you enjoy as it is quite fluffy and cute.
    Thanks! x

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    Michael is hurt. Mentally, physically. None of the Pythons notice, mainly because they're the biggest reason Michael feels so lonely and hurt.

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    1/?
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    Inspired by the OMD (Orchestral Manoeuvres In the Dark) song La Femme Accident. The song is easily available on YouTube. I'd recommend the full 6 minutes 17 minute version as it's a bit faster than the single version. Set in 1972, alternative universe where Michael Palin did travel shows before he was in Monty Python. 21 year old Lorelei Anderson meets Michael Palin at a coffee shop they both go to regularly. Although they get off to a rocky start, they eventually start dating. Michael discovers a lot about Lorelei's true character and past as time goes by. Are they meant to be?

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    4/?
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    An idle Monty Python-related doodle

     

    Edit: the hosting for the image had drama and I am trying to fix it

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