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    The books of people lives in the Death's library have no chapters.
    How does a relationship start? How does it end? Perhaps Commander Vimes, that bastard Lipwig, Mr. Constantin, and Professor Martin can answer these question for Downey and Vetinari. Furthermore, what is home, will Martin's killer face the justice, and how does Christian Agate's latest novel end?

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    This is a songfic for You Gotta Die Sometime with a Moist/Vetinari fic.

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    A city is a process, a continuous, circular plan.

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    "If Ankh-Morpork had a version of Private Eye, what would the equivalent of St Albion's Church or the Coalition Academy/Cameron Free School/St Theresa's Grammar be?" is probably not a question that has ever been asked.

    Nevertheless, here is one possible answer.

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    Adora Belle entertains a late-night visitor and learns a few things about obscure Omnian holidays, at least the Moist Von Lipwig version of said holidays.

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    It's Monday and time to face reality. How will Vimes and Vetinari handle their first day as an official couple? The Times will tell.

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    “Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong...But it might.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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    Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom and Grag Bashfull Bashfullsson were intending to have a small wedding. But their upcoming nuptials are the talk of the town, and suddenly it's a matter of diplomatic importance that their wedding is very large, and that a great very many people are invited.

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    There are a lot of things Downey hadn't been told. There are also a lot of things he hadn't told. And maybe at the end of the day he can play piano again.

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    In which one man goes away, four notes get delivered and someone yells.

    This is the story of the Succession of Havelock Vetinari.

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    Meeting Commander Vimes unexpectedly is like hitting a damn reinforced brick wall at top speed.

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    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

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    12/?
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    A Casual Question, an Unexpected Answer. Pennies from Heaven! Discussions on the Merits of a Decent Tailor. BS Johnson's Career in Internal Decorating. The Hall of Desks. Bending, Bended, Bent.

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    What it says on the tin.

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    11/?
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    Vimes had not prepared himself for this. But now he was constantly aware of the fact that the only thing the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork wore underneath his robes was body glitter and socks. It was not helpful at all during important meetings.

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    A peek into Robbie's future, from the POV of Moist von Lipwig.

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    Patrolling the Streets of Ankh-Morpork was a calming way to spend the evening. The cobblestones felt familiar underneath Vimes’s boots and the breeze was refreshing. Instead Vimes found himself accompanied by a very talkative Wuffles and a silent Patrician, who had looped his arm around Vimes’s own after remarking that he’d lost his cane.

    Or: in which Vimes's life is a series of: 'why are you like this?'

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    This is a memorial work for Sir Pterry, on the second anniversary of his death, March 12th. Quiz in Chapter One, answers to be posted March 13th in Chapter Two.

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    Some days the illusion of love was enough.

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    4
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