8 Works in Mitch McConnell

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    Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. He is also the Head of the GOP. To keep his party in check, he has to resort to the thing he knows best: Blackmail, Bribery, and Intimidation.

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    Nothing to see here, just a secret planning meeting of the cabal of banal evil.

    CW: an ethnic slur, misogynistic decor, open discussion of racist violence, open discussion of political violence. ... The list kind of makes it sound worse than it is maybe?

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    You've made your way to Kentucky for one thing, and you won't stop until you get it.

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    The author, a biology student in his senior year, wakes up in the body of Donald Trump, a week before Inauguration Day.

    Hilarity Ensues.

    Warning: Contains strongly-held political beliefs and copious cursing. If strongly pro-LGBT positions, opposition to war crimes, socialist economic positions, or seething hatred of Nazi scum like the "alt-right" offend you, please don't read. :)

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    Political commentary upon a certain US senator's approach to Supreme Court nominations.

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    After Skinny Repeal fails so dramatically, McConnell drinks deeply and hates with zeal.

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    Mitch knew he was in for surprise, but not this much

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    Millions of people showed up to Paul Ryan's inauguration. What was left of the National Parks Service said it hit a new record.

    Of course, they weren't there to watch him go by. They weren't there to cheer him being sworn into office on the Jumbotrons that were set up everywhere. No, they were there because there was free food, and they could eat as much as they wanted provided they didn't try protesting. Everywhere Paul Ryan went that day, he saw hollow-cheeked citizens gorging themselves on whatever was put in front of them, devouring fruits and discarding pits and peels on the ground, then licking the sticky juice from their fingers, trying to see how much cheese they could fit into their cheeks, shoving bread into their pockets for later.

    It was unsightly. The government shouldn't be paying for this. Didn't these people have jobs?

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