17 Works in Mission to Zyxx (Podcast)

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    There were a lot of things C-53 did not remember, but there were still quite a few things that he wished he could forget. Like that warship, and how he had learned that a single crewmate on the fourth floor could have quite a large impact on its fate.

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    From Rangus 6 to Bargie, from Bargie to the escape pod, from the pod to the drawer. Pleck wonders what the tightest place in the galaxy might look like.

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    Pleck lets out a nervous laugh reflexively as he scrambles to leap between two trees, stumbling slightly as he climbs over to the other side. “What are the chances, right?” he says desperately.

    “The likelihood that the Y’rragh’t would also own a collection of sex guns?” Pleck knows that C-53 doesn’t have lungs and thus wouldn’t be winded from all the running they’re doing, but he can’t help but feel that it’s unfair that the droid still sounds so nonchalant.

    He ducks a branch, wincing when a low-hanging twig scratches his arm as he passes by. “Yeah, I mean, since real guns will actually, y’know, harm you.”

    “Well, given that the Y’rragh’t are immediately incapacitated for a week when they experience sexual arousal, it actually seems like a fairly logical choice as a weapon,” C-53 points out reasonably.

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    The crew travel to a distant planet to locate a weapon capable of destroying the Emperor, wacky hijinks ensue. Also there was a lack of diverse nasty fics in this fandom so uh... here you guys go I guess.

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    MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 EPISODE 17!!!

    There was still blood on Pleck’s face.
    This wasn’t necessarily a problem exclusive to him. They were all a little bloodied, a little shell-shocked, a little worn out. The entire crew had been put through the ringer, atoms arranging and rearranging in rapid succession as the Dame took them on a ride through time. On her last day alive, too. That was nice of her.

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    Many a sentient had told Dar in their lifetime to go juck themself, and now Dar could say with confidence that they absolutely would. Happily. Their nerves were alight with the tidal wave of energy that had washed over them every time they warped. And that kiss. Oh, sweet Rodd. If only they’d had more time.

    In the wake of a successful (?) mission, Dar comes to grips with what just happened to them. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 EPISODE 417

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    “Oh,” Pleck said. Then realization dawned. “Oh! So you have like, PTSD or something?”
    “I-” C-53 gave him a surprised look. “I wouldn’t… say that exactly, no. The psyche of a droid doesn’t really follow the same chemistry that tellurian brains do.”
    “But that’s like, basically what it is,” Pleck contended. “Like the restraining bolt traumatized you.”
    “Sure,” C-53 allowed. “If that helps you understand it.”

    Pleck agrees to help C-53 get comfortable with physical contact again post restraining bolt removal. It's totally a casual agreement between friends, nothing weird going on here. Takes place in Season 2.

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    Things have been slow and morale is flagging on the Bargarian Jade. C-53 does some self reflection in this downtime and has an epiphany about one of his coworkers. How long has this been going on? What's he going to do about it, now that he knows? Takes place after Season 4 Episode 11.

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    C-53 ruminates about how things have changed while sharing a quiet moment with Pleck

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    After a particularly successful mission the crew of the Bargarian Jade are left with a Very Thoughtful parting gift. After the initial chaos dies down Pleck and C-53 chill out together and watch the sky.

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    Pleck pauses, looks around the kitchen in search of something that is neither moist nor a weapon.

    “Hm. There really aren’t a lot of appliances in a kitchen that a cube would like, huh?”

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    Pleck and C-53 end up in a situation.

    (Super vague as I don't want to give spoilers! Set in the first half of season 2. It get's pretty explicit y'all :eyes:)

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    Pleck has to calm a sick Dar

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    Beano and Nermut! Nermut and Beano!

    When Beano catches Nermut masturbating on their shared heat rock, they cum to a mutually beneficial conclusion.

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    "Beano wuv when you're down on your knees." He licked his lips. "Beano wuv it."

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    Pleck Decksetter, C-53, and Dar all work under Nermut Bundaloy, the Assistant Manager at Bargie's Bridge, a coffee shop in a small town where they attend the Federated Academy. Will they ever get their collective shit together? Are any of their relationships going to go anywhere? Will Bargie ever successfully go on a date? Will Pleck ever make a friend who isn't paid to be nice to him? Is the world doomed to come to an end? Most importantly--WILL NERMUT EVER JOIN BOOK CLUB?

    Find out in this well-orchestrated shit-show!

    (title may change if I think of literally anything clever to change it to lmao)

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    I was re-listening to episode 202 and the thought hit me: why was Nermut the one who knew about Dar's "toys"? This fustercluck is the result. Set between Season One finale and Bonus Episode LO3.

    TL;DR: Nermut finds himself outside of Dar's room one night aboard the Bargerian Jade, and he hears some curious buzzing noises.

    - SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 FINALE -

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    Pleck tries to get an upgrade

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