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    Merasmus is angry at his old roommate, and decides to curse him. A curse that is supposed to make his life a living hell. Unfortunately his aim was a little off, and someone else got cursed instead.

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    The RED Demoman and the BLU Solider’s sudden hatred of each other was always weird, but the RED Scout figured it wasn’t his problem. He was paid to complete missions. Whatever was going on between the two of them wasn’t any of his business. Of course that all changes when a mission goes wrong and he gets captured by the BLU Solider who thinks imprisoning one of the RED mercs is a perfect way to get revenge, and take the RED team down a peg all at the same time. Unfortunately, the hit to the head that Soldier gave Scout when he captured him stripped Scout of his memories. Stuck in the middle of a war with no memories Scout is stuck in a very bad situation.

    Luckily, he doesn’t have to suffer through it alone. The BLU Medic is willing to step up and take responsibility for him. With the BLU Medic by his side Scout at least has a chance to survive in this strange war of RED VS BLU.

    Things are going to be complicated for Scout, and they only become more complicated when he finds himself slowly falling for his Medic companion. Scout’s problems are only just beginning, and getting his memories back won’t necessarily fix any of his problems. In fact, it might just make things worse…

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    On an outing in the ocean, Medic discovers something rather strange.

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    Miss Pauling hated her job.

    Okay, maybe not hated.

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    “Pale Death, with an impartial tread, beats at the poor man's cottage door and at the palaces of kings.”
    - Horace

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    "Mercenary, a liar of a word. One who utters it in lieu of the truth is a coward; a prevaricator to the prevarication.

    In reality, those that call themselves mercenaries only want to be held in the same regard as honest, courageous, and dignified men; yet mercenaries hold no honor, nor courage, nor dignity- for what is honorable, courageous, and dignified about shameless havoc and carnage? Where stands a great man's brazen pride atop his mighty peak built upon countless butchered bodies?

    There is no pride in destruction, for great men find little fulfillment where weak men find arrogance, and yet a great man's might dwindles when he can no longer chase it.

    Where there is no honor, nor courage, nor dignity to gain, great men and weak men become equals; soldiers to mercenaries, kings to peasants.

    Thus when there is no ambition; no honor, nor courage, nor dignity, only Death remains."

    ***

    "&" = friendship, while "/" = romantic relationships. Tags will change.

    Newest Ch.: 25, "Up The Country (Meet the BLUs)"

    Newest Art: Ch. 8, "Meet the Heavy"

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    The hybrid mercs are staying in the Safe House where they can peacefully live out there days and heal from their pasts. Follow them all and enjoy their new domestic life and bite size adventures together.

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    Scout's been called an idiot his entire life, and after what he did with Sniper, he might just be.

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    You don't have to know anything about Steven Universe to get this fic, the only thing they share is fusion rules. It's not a crossover, just a fusion au.

    Wanna fuse?

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    They come together across the nation, in ones and twos, to form Team Fortress-one of the last groups of survivors in an unforgiving, disease-riddled world.

    A modern zombie AU.

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    When Spy finally gets sick of Scout's antics, he decides to do something about it. Engineer helps Spy devise a plan to prank Scout once and for all.

    But what happens when they spend too much time together? What happens when the plan deviates?

    Forget about Scout, why am I feeling this way about you?

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    [UPDATES FRIDAYS}
    After all of the convincing and hard work thanks to Miss Pauling, the Administrator extends a job for me to keep a team of mercenaries organized for the CEO of Mann Co., Saxton Hale.

    Upon arrival, I'm met with a ragtag group of characters, some nicer than others. From dealing with the bathroom order in the morning and who's making dinner to performing covert operations and launching full-on battle campaigns, it's clear to see why they'd need a little help with staying in line.

    (MC x TF2 Mercenaries fic; slow burn)

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    Being offered a job promotion with handsome pay, you are hired as the head manager/assistant for the mercenaries at RED. When the BLU Spy discovers you on accident, he becomes intrigued by your presence and attempts to get to know you better.
    ... Little did he know he was embarking on a journey he would never forget.

    A BLU Spy / Reader slow-burn with a sprinkle of adventure.

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    Romancing is difficult while locked in an endless war.
    Luckily, the mercenaries have gotten rather good at it after so many years.

    This is mostly just little drabbles for ships I personally enjoy a lot. Mostly fluff? Yes! Some angst? Also yes because I'm an angst whore! Lots of fun? Hopefully yes! Please note some of the content in here is based off of headcanons, too, so not everything is 100% represented like how it is in game/in the comics. Also, not all of these are SHIP ships. Some of them are platonic or familial relationships!

    And yes, this is a wip, so not ALL of the ships tagged have drabbles written for them. We're getting there ^^

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    Things have gotten a little hard around the base, so Miss Pauling introduces a new merc in order to make things easier. This new merc, The Hunter, is a rough guy to get along with. But Mick Mundy finds a way.

    "You're a small one, almost thought you were a Shelia."

    "Eh, I've gotten that a few times today."

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    You, Philip Jasperson, are born as a half-blood.
    Your father, Charles Jasperson, is a powerful and well-known wizard who's very strict when it comes to magic.
    Your mother, Mary Jasperson, is a muggle who knows about these things, respects them and keeps them a secret from other muggles.
    Your older brother, Martin Jasperson, is a pure-blood, thus he looks down at you for being only halved.

    You get accepted to Hogwarts, the school of warcraft and wizardry, along with your elder brother. Everyone knows you are still going alone through this. Or so it seemed like it at first.

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    different scenarios and headcanons with the mercenaries of tf2

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    Lisa Fournier was no criminal. She was framed, she didn't know those boxes of baked goods were actually full of illegal weapons. When given an offer she can't refuse, she joins RED and becomes the tenth mercenary to fight in The Gravel Wars. Can she keep up with the demands of her new, experimental addition to the RED team? Or will she fail and be terminated?

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    After four long years of working together, and one longer year of feelings developing. Spy and Sniper end up starting a mission that lets their feelings come out in all the best ways. But both have dark secrets to hide, and neither seem ready to tell the other. So how do you keep secrets when you are constantly on one another?

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    It is truly silly to think that the knowledge of him being my son would make me act this way.

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    Rumrunner turned gunrunner turned self-proclaimed air pirate, the Pilot is wanted in fourteen states and seven countries. Despite her claims to the contrary, she has crashed more planes than she has landed, and, after picking a fight with a hurricane, she became the sole resident of an island in the South Pacific for a little over four years. What she lacks in brains and common sense, she makes up for with grit, tenacity, and a complete lack of concern for her own well being.

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