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    You didn’t think that a simple job as a postal carrier would someday land you stranded in the middle of a mysterious forest, but this is just one of many consequences of getting too familiar with the odd nine mercenaries (who were most definitely engaged in illegal work). You’ve had plenty of hectic days, but none as adventure-packed and life threatening as the days in front of you now! Survival wasn’t in the contract, but death is not an option (yet).

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    Rottenburg. A peaceful town of very little conflict, but the center of war. A war of two colors. The RED mercenaries are positioned in Rottenburg, lying low for the Gravel War. Little do they know, the BLU team is preparing for a new war.

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    Takes place in 1964 before the Gravel War. Engineer becomes curious about Pyro, that would ultimately lead to a relationship between them filled with hardships and miscommunication.

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    After fixing the time machine, (y/n) and the others are back to their normal lives… or are they? (y/n) discovers that the Blu Team is plotting another test for them. As the RED team is sent on another mission, (y/n) and Spy must deal with the BLU's intelligence once more. However, (y/n) ends up discovering the new plot to their plan. As (y/n) gets more involved, she finds herself at the hands of the BLU as they try to find what they are looking for. Once the RED realizes what happened, Engineer is set to build another one of his successful inventions. The battle returns as they uncover the rest of the BLU and their intentions.

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    One has to learn to take the bad with the good. Even the prettiest, most fragile rose can wield the most vicious of thorns. The question then remains: is it worth the pain, the trouble, the pricked fingers and scratched skin to keep that flower alive? Can a balance be found, or must sacrifices be made for the good of all involved?

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    Months after the events of the first story, the mercenaries are summoned back to Teufort for a new mission. Teufort has changed significantly since they left, though, and things take a turn for the bizarre when Olivia makes a strange new friend.

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    [UPDATES FRIDAYS}
    After all of the convincing and hard work thanks to Miss Pauling, the Administrator extends a job for me to keep a team of mercenaries organized for the CEO of Mann Co., Saxton Hale.

    Upon arrival, I'm met with a ragtag group of characters, some nicer than others. From dealing with the bathroom order in the morning and who's making dinner to performing covert operations and launching full-on battle campaigns, it's clear to see why they'd need a little help with staying in line.

    (MC x TF2 Mercenaries fic; slow burn)

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    This is an entirely self indulgent thing I wrote as my 2021 nanowrimo project because I recently got into the fandom through memes and fanart, and read a shitton of fanfictions, and I noticed the severe lack of college au fics. So I'm here to fix that. Because I love college au fics. (But please don't judge me on my lack of knowledge about the american school system. It's confusing and I know nothing. Just pretend this is right)

    Full disclaimer I am still fandom baby and suck at writing in-character so at some point they might become their own thing instead of how it started out, so sorry about that.

    But yes this is just a dump of wholesome with a pinch of gay, just how I like it. Slow burn all the way. Have fun.
    (Tags will be updated if needed as the story progresses, and I might change the title because I hate it at the moment)

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    You were not supposed to be the one who ended up without a job and hated by the entire country, but it happened. Now here you are, out of time, taking care of men who you are pretty sure are psychopaths.

    At least you're getting paid more than you were at your last job.

    Plus, the men here aren't that bad once you get past all the violence and cursing.

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    A collection of mostly just sweet and fluffy imagines & headcanons for your favorite mercs!

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    Snipers' first years of being an assassin, as he like to call himself, were easy. Get a hit, move into position, shoot the bastard, and leave with a large wad of cash. So this sudden proposition from a woman calling herself The Administrator offering more money than he can even imagine is a little too good to be true.

    For some reason, he accepts, and finds himself in the middle of New Mexico, surrounded by men he was promised were 'professionals'.

    A doctor who lost his medical license, a loudmouthed Boston kid, a pyromaniac who barely talked. Yeah, professionals.

    But one of them threw Sniper off the most, the alcoholic Scottsman who somehow always wriggled into Sniper's space. Something about him annoyed Sniper beyond belief, but they were teammates now, maybe he could get used to it. Maybe.

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    Pyro was only supposed to work for Reliable Excavation and Demolition for four years. The money the job provided would have easily lasted them for the rest of their life. Extenuating... Circumstances though, keep Pyro around. Extenuating circumstances concerning a certain teammate, and their strange impulse to hold his hand. For some reason.

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    The first words your soulmates ever says to you are written on your skin in their favourite colour. A tradition dictated by fate. A team of nine mercenaries, and eight of them have soulmarks. Mercenaries don't care about fate and its stupid rules anyway.

    TF2 soulmate AU with a bit of a twist.

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    literally the title :)

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    『 One, two, three, I’m caught in the middle… 』

    WWII may have ended ten years ago, but the incessant climb towards power never really ends. Not for some people. Now there is a more subtle warfare happening under the people's noses, behind the facade of mobsters and gangs fighting each other for territory. Weapons, drugs, information; Anything goes, as long as the one pulling the strings stays on top.

    And they found each other amidst of it all.

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    Scout is forced to go undercover, much to his displeasure, and has the task of finding and eliminating the enemy Sniper- who also happens to be undercover in order to kill him. However, things get complicated when they bump into each other with a startling frequency.

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    Basically just a bunch of interactions between pairs of the mercs, (and some of the NPC's) ranging from wholesome to downright horrifying :D

    Updates whenever I can, cause exam time is coming up again!

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    1964, four years before the Gravel War.

    Medic and Heavy are thrown together and learn to live with each other. Soon Heavy's heart is failing him and it's up to Medic to save his teammate with his never done before Uberheart surgery. Along the way, they find they both share traumatic pasts that are calmed by each other's presence.

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    "The pews were wiped down, and candlelight snuffed out, while an older man struggled to move the large arrangement of lilies and roses. The sky was still a dull, drab grey, all too fitting for a day such as this, and Felicity snapped the clasp of her helmet, hoisting her legs onto the vehicle."

    Miss Pauling finds herself questioning her loyalties as she attends seven funerals. While on her journey, she meets strangers and acquaintances who try to help her decide on what she wants to do.

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    [NEW NEW SUMMARY]

    A mission gone wrong, it was always the missions where Luz and her girlfriend- and that "Rat" were involved that it always went wrong, Hunter knew that, considering his last encounter with them.

    But now that they're all trapped on what seems to be the human realm? Hunter just wants to go home.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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