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    "Life is a goddamn rollercoaster. I don't know how you people do that, just like WHA! WHA! WHA! ALL THESE FEELINGS! One minute your on top of the world and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you. But it's worth it, every bit of it." Beetlejuice says.

    "Interesting!" Says I.

    Or, Beetlejuice and the Maitland-Deetz household experience something entirely new.

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    5/?
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    93
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    15
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    "Just say my freaking name!"

    The Beetlejuice musical character's watch the 1988 movie. Spoilers for the movie and musical.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    126
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    Another Beetlejuice returns fic! Beetlejuice appears nearly a year after the events of the musical, remorseful and desperate to prove he can be good. However, his understanding of the Upperworld isn't nearly as accurate as he assumes. Will he manage to befriend the Deetz-Maitland family despite these hurdles, or will they banish him once and for all?

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    15,649
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    720
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    Beetlejuice was being sarcastic when he mentioned a possible sequel about finding his dad. Yet here he is once again with the Deetz and Maitlands in another Beetlejuice returns fics. Damn fanfic writers and their hunger for found family stories. What’s a demon supposed to do when life just keeps screwing him over?

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    50,213
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    356
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    4638
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    The lost souls room has been opened and souls have been latching onto ghosts like parisites, causing corruption. An emergancy evacuation caused Beej to be left behind, He is immune to the mental effects of corruption. But hopefully somebody can find him before everything gets worse.

     

    This fanfiction is divided up into seperate stories between the three Beetlejuices before it becomes one story.

    Logdate_ are musical chapters

    Log_0. are cartoon chapters

    Day- are movie Chapters

    normal chapters are in the Living world and other survivors.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2123
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    What if Juno had caught Lydia after "Home"?

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    5,511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    190
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    The worlds of the musical and the movie cross over and characters get switched into unfamiliar circumstances.
    What are both sets of Maitlands and Deetzes to do with 2x the Juice?

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    396
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    Lydia didn't expect to die in her 30's.

    She also didn't expect death to go so smoothly. From what she heard from the Maitlands and what she read in the Guide Book for the Newly Dead she expected a lot more red tape and crushing mammotomy.

    Instead she's getting A list treatment.

    She's not going to complain. But she has to wonder. Why is pushing up daisies coming up roses for her?

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    3,413
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    166
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    I'll be posting any fic I write as a Tumblr request on here. If you want something written, send me an ask at betelfic!

    Tags will be updated as I continue.

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    English
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    3,141
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    260
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    Dewey Finn's band Maggot Death has been doing good, great even, until he decides that using Lawrence & Lydia as an example of everything wrong with modern music. Thus, a band rivalry is formed, but at least it's good for publicity.

    Meanwhile, Beetlejuice, reluctant frontman of Lawrence & Lydia, deals with a Momager from hell, a new rivalry to deal with, and being forced to make music that he hates.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    776
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    What if instead of Charles following Lydia into the Netherworld, it’s her fiancée...

    set in musical verse, but will incorporate elements of all three

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    English
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    19,009
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1121
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    Barbara and Adam finally have their perfect afterlife. Then why was Barbara still wanting a child? Lucky for them, Beetlejuice has a few tricks up his sleeves.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    328
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    5 years since the events of Beetlejuice, Lydia Deetz and the ghost with the most have struck up an unlikely partnership. One that might even keep the conniving bio-exorcist in check.

    But as tensions run high with a new boy in the picture and parents breathing down her neck, she might yet learn the meaning of the old adage: "You can’t keep a good ghoul down". A tale chock-full of snakes, specters, and Satan, featuring a fashionable fortune teller, several beleaguered bartenders and vengeful prostitutes from another dimension...this is a new adventure Lydia Deetz won’t soon forget.

    P.S. Every chapter is themed around either one of the seven deadly sins or one of the seven heavenly virtues.

    NOW UPDATED!

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    21,005
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    978
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    Can you guess what this is?

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    English
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    14,267
    Chapters:
    510/?
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2721
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    Life is full of parallels, as most history majors will tell you. The same is true for death, but maybe under different circumstances, parallels don't have to wind up with the same exact ending. Betelgeuse winds up back at the Maitland/Deetz household and finds himself in a strangely familiar situation, but with very little clue as to how he should proceed.

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    English
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    13,125
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    369
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    She’s dead. No ifs or buts about it.

    When she had first created her plan, it was a backup in her mind- her last resort. Life always got better, according to the array of therapists she had seen, but… here she is. Alone. Not that that’s exactly new.

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    English
    Words:
    10,267
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    69
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    You can lie your brain, but never your mind. What if this were true for the couple who took a fatal fall into a river one morning. What if the movie we saw was only a illusion played by the brain? And in reality the world was much much different for mr and mrs Maitland? But, just HOW diffrent, how much had their minds really made up?

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    English
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    3,320
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    182
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    Breathe in, breathe out. A year after Beetlejuice left, and Lydia Deetz is running out of time, her life slipping out of her grasp. Summoned to her side at her lowest moment, Beetlejuice is willing to move hell and Earth to save his pretty little wife from an untimely demise. But did he strike a bargain he can't fulfill?

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    English
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    2,025
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    303
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    So I love violent bulldogs incorrect quotes and I have decided to make them into stories

    Also I’m aware I can’t write

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    English
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    235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    162
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    The not-so-boring everyday life of a strange and unusual family consisting of a caring dad, a life coach mom, a recently deceased couple, and a strange and unusual teen.

    Hey guys....I've been really stressed out with life right now and family circumstances, so I don't think I will post tonight or maybe even this week. Things have been stressing me out and unfortunately I have to focus on those things. :( I've also been stuck in a rut with KUWTD and while normally I would be able to get out of it easily, my stressors are making everything harder. I'm going to try to write a little bit each night this week instead of in one long session like I usually do. I PROMISE I will not let this fic die, I just need to take a break and deal with my personal struggles. :(

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    English
    Words:
    45,673
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3315

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