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    Like a handful of breaded chicken tenders being tossed into hot oil, Bro deposits you onto your bed and is out of your Egbertless room within less than ten seconds.

    Holy shit what just happened. You feel like Juliet. Are you Juliet?? You thought John was Juliet. You thought you were Romeo, gonna get a high-five from Bro AKA whateverthefuck Romeo's dad's name was you've never read it so who cares, while you went to pry the bars off Juliet's window, rescuing him from his overprotective dad.

     

     

    (In a move that surprises everybody involved, it's not John's dad that the two young lovers have to be worried about. It's Dave's.)

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

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    Karkat slowly gets to know the enigma that is Dave Strider. It's not like there's anything better to do on this meteor...

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    She wasn't going to break this easily. She was a human. She was stronger than that.

    "I'm not scared." She said, after a quick nudge from the Empress's foot. It was less of a say and more of a cough, or maybe even a groan, but definitely not a full-hearted either of those two things. "I don't think I have any scare left in me, fish-face." She said, expecting a retaliatory kick to the spine like her insults had gotten her from the rest of the Empress's guard. But instead, she just heard a curious humming from behind her. "I don't think I have anything left in me, really." She spoke, simply and truthfully. Meenah's grin was razor sharp and wide enough to bite heads.

    "I'd be inclined ta disagree."

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    18/?
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    Jade Harley is fuckin' awkward. She's also hella twitterpated over longtime bestie Rose Lalonde. Unbeknownst to her, Rose has gotten guff from her wife over her crush on Jade for years. Place your bets on who's going to slip up and accidentally confess their love first!
    Includes sex, Dirk talking shit about Fullmetal Alchemist, the physics of Skaia, and two trans girls in awkward, fumbling, rushed love.

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    Dave has just killed his brother with newfound magic that allows him to access a strange world Rose calls Derse. The problem? He might become stuck in Derse if he doesn't get a handle on the magic.
    Karkat, having received generations worth of knowledge about magic from his family, just wants to keep idiots like Dave from being consumed by it.

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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

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    Karkat is going on vacation during his birthday with Rose and Kanaya. They gift him a scuba certification class.

    The catch?

    Dave is taking it with him.

    Happy birthday, Karkat!

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    Dirk and John help Kanaya out with a fashion project. That's it.

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    Adaptation to domesticity, after years of war and survival, can kill a soldier. To be thrust into the waters of Antartica after being boiled alive is agony. John Egbert tries his best to live apart from the game. He fails miserably for the most part, and Terezi has to step in and help him. But Terezi Pyrope is not perfect either. A lending hand can help anyone in need.

    A story about falling in love, slowly, with the one person who sees through your bullshit.

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    Daily life in the Strider-Vantas-Harley household usually doesn't include hospital visits.

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    Dave gets Rose to open up about what she really resents about her mother

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    With the end of Sburb, the world was reset. The kids grew up, not knowing of what had occured in their previous lives, they never knew the trials they went through, only the reward of living again.

    Yet, memories come back in bubbles of dreams and hazy visions. One cannot simply forget their past.

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    Dave walks in a coffee shop and meets Karkat
    Smooth talking and blushing ensue.

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    Meteor davekat fluff ft. The Mayor, can town, Dave opening his big fat mouth and says too much, wrestling, pre-relationship feels, cuddling, and giggly boys.

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    Cherry Bomb is a lot of things.

    She's aggressive, a tad obsessive..

     

    But she's not stupid.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and once upon a time, you were a Troll.
    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you think you might be alone.
    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you wish your husband was here.

    (In which Karkat Vantas wakes up as a human with all his memories of Earth C on the 12th of June, 2009, on an Earth he had watched be destroyed, and is left wondering how to continue.)

    Title taken from Are You With Me by Stars.

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    Dirk drank more of his coffee, gesturing at Dave with his head. “You said John told you about Roxy? You were at his place yesterday, right? How did the coming out go? You said you were finally gonna do it.”

    “God, it was terrible.”

    "Aww," said Roxy.

    “So, what I’m getting here is—” said Dirk, before finally eating the tomato at the end of his fork. He’d been looking at it from every angle for at least five minutes. Roxy looked very confused and made a face at Rose that said what the hell is up with him and tomatoes today Rose shrugged. Dirk was very weird about food, but so was Roxy for that matter. “You still haven’t told John.” 

    “No,” Dave groaned, picking at the bagel on his plate.

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    Dave was gay and that was fine.
    John didn’t notice when that phrase became his mantra.
    John didn’t notice when it was always in the back of his head.
    John didn’t listen when Dave tried to explain that he still liked girls, too. “You can like both, John.”
    John didn’t consciously think about any of it.
    Until he did.

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    Your name is Dave Str-
    Wait.
    No.
    Deep breaths.
    Start again.
    Your name is Dave Lalonde, and you’re pretty sure that you hold the title of “Worst Chosen One Who Ever Lived”.

    Dave Lalonde is planning to sail through his seventh and final year attending Skaia Academy of Magicks with as few surprises as possible - or, as few surprises as someone titled “the Greatest Mage” can hope for. Unfortunately for him, the World of Mages has a very different plan, one involving a few too many unexpected events for Dave’s taste. His asshole roommate is MIA - not that he cares, shut up Rose - his longtime girlfriend appears to have interest in someone else, his whole world is bristling with internal turmoil hidden beneath the surface and his mentor seems to be hiding something…

    Heavily inspired by Rainbow Rowell’s “Carry On” (but the plot is still different, I promise). I highly recommend it, as it's a great book, but prior knowledge is not needed to understand this work.

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    281
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