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    Being thrown into a world-wide apocalyptic event is not something to be taken lightly, especially when it turns out you might be part of the problem.

    Language:
    English
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    2,105
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    2
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    93
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    You’re exploring the Human Kingdom in some kind of disguise one day, when you find a myth book about… you. Not all of you, not the whole group and all of the gods, but you specifically. The Seven Deaths of the Prince of Heart. Dramatic, you think. There’s no way you died that many times.

    Seven myths regarding the Prince of Heart's deaths, and how they actually happened.

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    English
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    17,156
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    33
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    63
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    16
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    455
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    Sabían que estaban utilizándose, y que se debía a que no podían superar el ya no poder estar con quien amaban.
    Por eso les cuesta pronunciar el nombre del otro, por eso también se fuerzan a hacerlo.

    Language:
    Español
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    596
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

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    English
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    241,789
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    255
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    243
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2706
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    Dirk Strider is drowning, and there is no turning back.

    Language:
    English
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    12,242
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    244
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    United by a love of turntables, brothers Dirk and Dave Strider became internationally acclaimed DJ duo The Striders.
    It's become a glamorous life between their club residency in Vegas, weekly radio podcast, and regular festival trips all over the world.

     

    Outside of the spotlight, Dave struggles with the pressure of fame and Dirk has a secret his brother can never know.

    Somehow, their manager Karkat Vantas keeps it all together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,998
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1000
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    Somewhere in the distant corners of your mind, you find another version of yourself. He’s sitting at a cafe table, hands around an ice cold cup of once-hot tea.

    (Or: Dirk Prime talks it out with Ultimate Dirk.)

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    English
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    4,488
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    447
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    “An amusement park?” she asked, tilting her head a little like she didn’t quite understand the question. And maybe she didn’t - you did know she hadn’t gotten out much. You grabbed her hands and nodded excitedly.
    Maybe because you’d never gone to one either, and it seemed really exciting.
    “Uh, duh,” you said, and grinned at her, adjusting your scarf with one hand. You still wore it, because you loved that dang scarf. “Look, it’ll be fun! It’s a nice day, we can get cotton candy or funnel cakes or something!”

    Or, the one where Jane and Roxy go to an amusement park.

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    English
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    4,532
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    4
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    51
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    Like a handful of breaded chicken tenders being tossed into hot oil, Bro deposits you onto your bed and is out of your Egbertless room within less than ten seconds.

    Holy shit what just happened. You feel like Juliet. Are you Juliet?? You thought John was Juliet. You thought you were Romeo, gonna get a high-five from Bro AKA whateverthefuck Romeo's dad's name was you've never read it so who cares, while you went to pry the bars off Juliet's window, rescuing him from his overprotective dad.

     

     

    (In a move that surprises everybody involved, it's not John's dad that the two young lovers have to be worried about. It's Dave's.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,213
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1318
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    [ Hacker!AU ] Dave and Dirk work as hired hackers for anyone on the deep web willing to spend the money. When Dave isn't struggling with wannabe hacker trolls and anonymous clients, Dave is struggling with coming to terms with the very unrequited feelings he has for his brother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,496
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    93
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    "YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, DO YOU THINK I LIKE BEING THIS WAY? FEELING THIS WAY?! HELL FUCKING NO. I hate how you make me feel." His voice cracked as he looked up as the taller male before him. "I still love you, fucking jerk."

    The story of how Dave and Karkat are stupid and in love, however, both keep doing crazy things causing the other to overthink life. Will they get back together or will they say fuck it and give up? Read and find out.

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    English
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    2,048
    Chapters:
    2/20
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    103
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    Jellyfishmurderer:
    "hmmm maybe something cyber punky :3cc something 80s anime inspired where they boys have cool technology...karkat is a Robot,,,theyre all into drag racing,,sollux is a cyber criminal and someone is a cop chasing him...u kno anything super fun and exciting like that maybe....idk lol i know i keep saying this but im still just fr open to anything/any interpretations....i just really love edgy shit lmfao!"

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    English
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    10,101
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
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    4
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    15
    Hits:
    110
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    In which things go a little worse for Dirk, and he turns out worse as a result.

    (Or, to get pretentious for a moment: this is a story about the horror of being known, of being flawed, of being a human among humans, and the conflicting urges to run from that and to revel in it. It's about solitude, and what it does to you (or rather, the aestheticization thereof)—which is to say, ultimately, about me.)

    Language:
    English
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    3,786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    184
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    Dave was gay and that was fine.
    John didn’t notice when that phrase became his mantra.
    John didn’t notice when it was always in the back of his head.
    John didn’t listen when Dave tried to explain that he still liked girls, too. “You can like both, John.”
    John didn’t consciously think about any of it.
    Until he did.

    Language:
    English
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    830
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    86
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    Your name is Dave Str-
    Wait.
    No.
    Deep breaths.
    Start again.
    Your name is Dave Lalonde, and you’re pretty sure that you hold the title of “Worst Chosen One Who Ever Lived”.

    Dave Lalonde is planning to sail through his seventh and final year attending Skaia Academy of Magicks with as few surprises as possible - or, as few surprises as someone titled “the Greatest Mage” can hope for. Unfortunately for him, the World of Mages has a very different plan, one involving a few too many unexpected events for Dave’s taste. His asshole roommate is MIA - not that he cares, shut up Rose - his longtime girlfriend appears to have interest in someone else, his whole world is bristling with internal turmoil hidden beneath the surface and his mentor seems to be hiding something…

    Heavily inspired by Rainbow Rowell’s “Carry On” (but the plot is still different, I promise). I highly recommend it, as it's a great book, but prior knowledge is not needed to understand this work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,791
    Chapters:
    14/16
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4705
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    “Stop-“ he choked out, and almost immediately regretted it. Bro stopped for a moment; before taking his sword and holding it above Dave. Oh fuck, bro was gonna kill him. He needed to do something, fast. Bro got back into his position before, and raised the sword over Dave’s head. Dave’s eyes fell on his own sword, and before he even knew what he was doing, he had a sword in his hands, and the same sword in Bro’s stomach.

    Fuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,540
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    267
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    Dirk was a good enough kid in high school to remember his biology lectures. He knows not every symbiotic relationship benefits both parties, not from a survival standpoint at least.

    For some reason (definitely not crippling loneliness), he lets the weird, alien-groomed parasite feast on his internal organs. (Okay, it’s probably due to crippling loneliness.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,368
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    279
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    While Dave and Dirk are in trickster mode, Jake picks a fight with someone stronger than him and gets knocked out. Dirk is not happy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    236
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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,708
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    5734
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    "Your think-pan (Fuck, you meant brain. Only the dumbasses that lived next to you called it a “think-pan.” Curse you Dirk and Jake!) comes to a stuttering halt.

    Eridan?

    Eridan had sent you condolences?

    Eridan had actually believed that you were one hundred percent, six-feet under, dead as a doorknob, dead?

    “Seriously?” you ask, regrettably noting how your tongue sticks a little too much to the roof of your mouth so that you’re lisping again. “That Ampora?” "

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1660

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