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    “What ever,” he says, intelligently. “You’d be so lucky to have me and you know it.”

    Dirk looks at him- really looks at him, those bright eyes that John sure never knew he had sliding along his body, assessing. It should feel a lot hornier than it actually does. But it doesn’t, because the gaze is all assessing, and when Dirk flicks his eyes over at the guy who’s touching him like Dirk’s his, the dismissal is all too clear.
    And it burns.

    “Sure,” Dirk says, caustic. “Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.”

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    Wow, you think, that’s a lot of mental italics, especially for a day when - through no fault of your own, for a change - you feel like reheated garbage. Hangovers apparently have nothing on catching space parasites.

    “I am not,” the voice stresses in a menacing undertone, “a fucking parasite. I’m a symbiote.”

    (The prompt asked for Dave getting a symbiote that fucks him, and I was absolutely delighted to comply.)

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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    Roxy has a talk with herself. This fic brought to you by listening to the song of the same name by Two Door Cinema Club for like three days straight last summer. If pink Pesterlogs aren't your favorite thing, chapter 2 is the same fic in black plain text.

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    Dirk Strider doesn't want to do this anymore, but he can't go without saying goodbye.

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    It’s easy to fall into your old habits regardless of what anyone tells you to. There’s always more work to be done, more coding to be written, and projects to tinker with. However, despite this, there’s a knocking on your door that you can hear even over the psychedelic music playing distantly in your workshop. 

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    This is an (in-progress) re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    Dirk sees himself in a forest looking for Jake.

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    Genderbent beta kids high school AU fic. John is now Jodie, Rose is now Robin, Dave is now Dove, and Jade is now James. The alpha kids are just their siblings a few years older than they are. Trolls just also live on earth in society cuz why not.

    4 seventeen year olds begin their senior year of high school. Even though they'd all been great friends for years, each of them has secrets. Secrets are dangerous, very dangerous when in the wrong hands. One of these days, they won't have to hide anymore, but for now, they all find something to distract them, clubs. School yearbook, gardening club, book club, and programming club. Maybe one day they'd be able to tell the truth. One day.

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    Over the course of ten letters and a year, two unlikely acquaintances chart the dangerous waters of love, identity, and what it means to be an artist.

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    Rose Lalonde finally has to come and accept the fact that June doesn't have a crush on her at an overwhelming party, but does she really know who June is?

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    Well.. The epilogues sure did leave a sour or rancid taste...

    welp, I guess paradox space like to torment the characters an us..but we are no better (*sinister smile ), this story is on the candy's side, but one character's perspective.

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    Jade makes a party to celebrate June's return from her short self-discovery trip into the void and feels pretty awkward. She feels somewhat relieved she has something else to occupy her mind when she finally meets Karkat again, who'd perhaps the one who's physically changed the most. After so long she feels sort of okay going back to just talking about life with weird aliens she met online, even if now she has more adult stuff to worry about.

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    Dave is Immortal. Karkat isn't. You can figure it out from there.

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    Non-Sburb AU
    Trolls live with humans, peacefully,,

    Your name is DAVE STRIDER.

    What are you doing here in your apartment? I was not even here a bit ago, I was.. Where was I?

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    Being thrown into a world-wide apocalyptic event is not something to be taken lightly, especially when it turns out you might be part of the problem.

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    dirk is a quiet person. this is fine.

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    Dirk comes out to his friends because he can’t sleep. Fluffy nonsense ensues.

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    Дирк даже в простой кафешке способен на половине страницы изложить случайно подмеченную мелочь или устроить немного занудный и трудный для понимания, но всё равно занимательный экскурс в философию, изредка сопровождаемый молчаливым “Тут всё понятно? Окей, тогда двигаемся дальше”. Буквально молчаливым.
    Он немой с самого рождения.

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