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    "I have an idea." Natasha said ecstatically.

    "Which is?"

    "Take a woman to the wedding."

    Maria snorted. "Wow, thank you for your brilliant idea. How did I never think of that."

    Natasha playfully swatted Maria's arm. "Okay, smart ass. I was merely going to suggest taking me to your homophobic cousins wedding."

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    Maria Hill, a photographer from Seattle, is on a trip to New York for her cousins wedding. She runs into Natasha Romanoff, a waitress at a small diner.

    T/W: referenced self harm.

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    Раскритиковав любовь Стива к импортным сладостям, Тони оказывается под прицелом самого многословного молчаливого бойкота, с которым ему только приходилось сталкиваться. Впрочем, подслушав разговор между Стивом и Фьюри, он начинает подозревать, что тут кроется нечто гораздо более глубокое, чем упрямство Стива, который отказался признавать, что новые технологии всегда, всегда превосходят старые по всем параметрам.
    Кто бы мог подумать, что кусочки обработанного сахара бывают такими полезными?

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    Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space. -- Hitchhiker's Guide the the Galaxy

    The crew of the Avengers is called in to deal with a situation in the New York cluster. Trying to evade Hydra forces, the crew ends up flung to the far end of the galaxy with a pressing question: Where the fuck are we?

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    Tony Stark is not an asshole. He just plays one for the TVs.

    So, the fact that he doesn’t address the recovering Winter Soldier, Cap’s best bud by name for months after he moves into the Tower is not a testament to his arrogance but rather something borne out of an understanding that identity is a fickle bitch and that names are more than just an identifying marker.

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    When Bucky Barnes is 18 years old he stops aging.

    A tale of quiet love, stolen lives and hardwon forgiveness.

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    Peter has a crush, and he wants to know what real love feels like. Naturally, he goes to Tony.

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    While clearing a HYDRA base, Steve, Bucky and Sam stumble upon something HYDRA calls ‘The Doorway’.

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    While clearing a HYDRA base, Steve, Bucky and Sam stumble upon something HYDRA calls ‘The Doorway’.

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    8
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    Barney has a plan: leave the circus, support his family, and get control over his life.

    Then his plan gets shot to hell.

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    Coulson is known for making lists. For everything. However, usually, if people end up on these lists it tends to end very, very, very poorly for them. Naturally, as with all things Clint Barton, that's not the case this time.

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    Loki has a little fun at the Avengers expense and Tony decides to take advantage. He can’t help it. It’s in his nature.

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    Steve just knows Tony requested this song. The wink only confirms it.

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    One night phone sex operator Phil Coulson gets called by Bruce Banner, a lonely local physicist.

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    Scott could honestly admit that he had seen a lot since he had started to hang out with the Avengers, but everything he had seen in the last hour? That was… something else entirely.

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    Pepper Potts misses a Board meeting, finds an old friend, commits her first and second felonies, gets a haircut, has some fun on her Target run, and pulls an all-nighter, in exactly that order. The Pepper-and-Phil-Accidentally-Steal-an-Amnesiac road trip fic that absolutely nobody asked for.

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    He was lingering by the bar of some american billionaire's party under the guise of a british newspaper reported with extended access (props to Merlin, that brilliant bastard). Now that he pondered the issue, a martini in his left hand with no desire to drink it, he came to the conclusion that there were too many billionaires in america.

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    Eggsy is sent to a mission in New York to clean a circulation of left over tech from the V-day massacre, simple gathering of names, then he would be flown home. What he -or even Merlin for that manner- didn't expect was Eggsy's accidental fight of an Avengers agent, or more specifically, the Black Widow herself.

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    151
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    10
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    1620
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    Steve and Clint both have holiday shopping to do for their family of choice, so they make a day trip to an outlet mall, have a few heart to hearts, use some coupons, buy a bunch of presents, and eventually get through their shopping lists.

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    3/3
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    51
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    3
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    475
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    For the first time in years, Tony was alone for Christmas. Well, mostly alone. Rhodey was with him. In truth, he had been so focused on helping Rhodey walk again, he’d forgotten all about Christmas. That wouldn’t have happened if Steve were home. No. Steve would have dragged him out of his workshop to find some godforsaken tree in some godforsaken lot to carry home in the bitter cold. And while Tony would complain, secretly he'd love every moment of it. He’d take any chance he could get to ogle Steve’s muscles as he carried the tree home.

    But after Siberia, after Steve had left him there, Tony realized that somewhere between saving the world and decorating the Christmas tree, he had fallen in love with Steve. It tore him apart, watching Steve raise that shield overhead again and again in his nightmares. He doubted he’d ever see those pretty blue eyes light up again at the sight of the Rockefeller Christmas Tree. Those moments were gone, already a faded memory, tarnished by everything that had happened. He knew he needed to let it all go. And yet. He ached. He wanted Steve to come home, he wanted all of them, his family, to come home, but like hell would he admit it.

    But what if Steve did come home?

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    10/?
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    268
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    48
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    Lilly gets bullied and hides it from Coulson. It does not end well...For the bullies.

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    1,240
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    Maybe if they'd tried talking about it sooner, the last six months wouldn't have hurt so much.

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    English
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    8,254
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    2/2
    Comments:
    15
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    101
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