12 Works in Minor Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Thor (Marvel)

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    When the scorned Grandmaster sends Banner a mysterious ring, it gets stuck on his finger with the direst of consequences: he's suddenly unable to transform into Hulk. Along with Loki, their newest recruit, the Avengers seek the aid of the last Valkyrie to outwit one of the MCU's most annoying villains. (We mean Grandmaster, not Loki. Sheesh.)

    Yes, this is a parody of Help! No, you may not ask.

    This is the second part of our Fab Four Fiascoes series, but just as the movies upon which they are based, you can read them in either order.

    Chapter 4 posted: Valkyrie makes five more attempts to retrieve the ring from Banner.

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    The Avengers are good at saving the world. Mending broken hearts is the newest addition to the long list of things they’ve tried to pull off as a team. It’s a night of celebration for everyone involved, so of course this is the right thing to do. Pepper and Sam just hope it works out okay in the end. // OR The Avengers have a hypothesis as to why Steve’s been so miserable since they defeated Thanos, and you can bet your biscuits that they’re going to try and do something about it. It’s the night of the gala celebrating New Asgard’s completion, and you’d think that means they’ve got enough going on as it is, but it seems like as good a time as any to cheer Steve up. Sam’s just hoping that Bucky’s the answer to the problem. (At this point, if they’re wrong, it would be really, really awkward, wouldn’t it?) // OR Bucky finally gets his dance. // (title from “Joy” by Sleeping At Last)

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    Valkyrie enjoyed life on Midgard, she thought. It was all very strange and their liquor is painfully inadequate on her Asgardian system. But she was alive and that was alright, she supposed. Thanos was vanquished and there was nothing much left to do but drink, explore, and maybe discover the joys Wakandan sex toys. Does the Allspeak work for picking up ladies in Wakandan?

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    Valkyrie settles in to Midgard, figures out that she’s black and then learns that black women are everything. A little Nakia/Valkyrie action, inspired in part by this fucking hilarious sex toy review that was going around Black twitter. Can you imagine Wakandan sex toys? Are you imagining it now? I sure am.gif

    Let me know if I need to add tags!

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    After money troubles threaten Val Thompson's idyllic life in rural Italy, she is forced to open her home to an art student for the summer. Is this the push she needs to open her heart to love again? Or will she remain stuck as her now-emotionally stunted self for the rest of her days?

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    When Loki sees Darcy Lewis talk down the Hulk, he knows he has to meet her. Little does he know that there is more to this slight Midgardian than meets the eye.

    Post Thor: Ragnarok, not even infinitesimally close to being canon compliant.

     

    On hiatus while my muse chases another fandom

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    The purge on humanity caused by the mad titan leaves everyone empty and mourning.

     

    Thor just wants to know if Valkyrie’s okay.

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    It’s quiet for a moment – eerily quiet. Cities and towns used to be filled with noise and chaos and sounds of life. Now, the only sounds are ones of danger, and their absence makes her hair stand on end.

    In a post-apocalyptic world, Virginia Banner and Ulla Odinson share a rare, quiet moment.

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    Баки нравится его работа. Да, черт побери, нравится! Он работает в корпорации «Жаркий Старк Индастриз» под руководством самого Тони Старка, короля порноиндустрии. Есть только одна маленькая проблема. На экране Баки всегда сверху, хотя в жизни предпочитает нижнюю позицию.
    Когда Тони предлагает Баки сняться в серии фильмов «Битва за доминирование», Баки слегка опасается своего будущего партнера – Стива Роджерса, первого человека, с которым он должен быть снизу перед камерами.
    И что же? Баки доволен результатом!

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    巴基喜欢他的工作。老天,准确地说,他热爱这份工作。他为斯塔克裸体集团工作,托尼·斯塔克掌控的这家公司是色情产业的巨头。唯一的问题?巴基总被定型为攻,而现实中他更喜欢做受。
    而当托尼提出让巴基加入他们的最新系列“两攻相遇”时,史蒂夫·罗杰斯让巴基吓坏了,巴基还是头一次在片子里被操。
    还有什么?其实,他更为之欲火难忍。

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    中文
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    As the party continues on into the afternoon, Thor watches his fellow Avengers celebrate their well won victory from his hill, which is actually very comfortable, he thinks.

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    "I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget." A Valkyrie character study vid.

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    Bucky likes his job. Hell, he loves his job. He works for Stark Naked Industries, which, headed by none other than Tony Stark himself, is the biggest name in the porn industry. The only problem? Bucky got typecast as a top, while in reality he prefers to bottom.

    When Tony wants Bucky in their new When Tops Collide video series, Bucky is intimidated by Steve Rogers, the first person Bucky will bottom for on camera.

    But mostly? Mostly, he's turned on.

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