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    Eddie Kaspbrak smiles at the golden ring, proudly displayed on his finger. He traces the outline "R + E" and chuckles to himself. He remembers his youth days and how he met his fiancé. The feeling of dread of moving to Derry at fifteen, as he dreaded to be an outcast, yet was proved wrong.

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    'I love you, Eddie. Kiss me, Eddie. Don’t go, Eddie. We can leave this town together, Eddie. Please, Eddie. Don’t let me lose you, Eddie.'

    Richie let the love of his life go once before at seventeen and it broke his heart.
    He can't stand the idea of losing him again, but he's not alone in that sentiment.

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    Richie has been feeling like there's a missing piece in his life, especially when he's with the rest of the Losers. One day, while walking on Neibolt Street on his way back home, he sees a shooting star and decides to make a wish: he wants a friend all for himself, someone he doesn't have to share with the rest of the world.
    Days later, pushed by a force Richie doesn't understand, he decides to go back to the house and explore it: he finds a heavily damaged life-size doll that looks startingly like a boy his own age. With the help of the Losers, he manages to clean it and replace some parts, but finds no way to activate the mechanism inside its chest. Nothing works, until...until he wakes up from where he fell asleep working on the doll, and finds it staring right back at him. Looking very alive and very sentient.

    Or: Richie is lonely, Eddie is an automata rotting away in Neibolt House, and the Turtle decides to play matchmaker in a very unorthodox way.

    Updates every five days even if it kills me!

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    In which Richie Tozier, lead guitarist of the recently famous band, Shark Puppy, has to deal with feelings.

    A Shark Puppy AU!

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    eddie had a secret he's been hiding for years, something he's finding he can't keep from stan now.

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    Bill wrote a book based loosely on Richie’s psychic abilities. It was called “The Glittering,” and Richie was hired to play the hero. He hadn’t read the script yet, but apparently he was not going to like “the part with the axe.”

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    The first time it happens, Eddie is sure it's just a weird hallucination brought on by lack of sleep. Then it keeps happening.

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    “Don’t mind me. I’m just hamming it up.” He holds up the lunch meat and displays it like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune before saying, “Okay, I get it. You think I’m just milking it for attention.”

    Eddie lets out a thinly veiled snort. He shakes his head and finally looks down to his shoes, trying his best to hide his smile. Was this guy for real?

    “Ooh. Was that a laugh I heard? Are my jokes ap-peel-ing to you?” He pauses to use the scale to weigh the bananas. He looks up at Eddie to ridiculously wiggle his eyebrows.

    Eddie finally cracks at that, a full laugh, and concedes, “You’re quick on your feet. Definitely less cringey than I thought this would be.”

    “I’ll count that as a win. Feel free to join in!” The cashier slides the can of Campbell’s noodle soup across the scanner. “Don’t be chicken.”

     

    Or, Richie works as a grocery store cashier who constantly forgets to wear his name tag and can’t stop serving up puns, but Eddie is kinda into it.

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    Seven 15-year-olds begin their first year at Ilvermorny, North American school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The year has more in plan for them than they ever anticipated: an old threat of the school returns, and the students realize that they might have the resources to end it

    But everything has consequences

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    “Not since you left,” came the voice on the other end. “Since…"
    Richie looked down at his left palm and clenched his hand once or twice. Eddie had the same scar. “It…” Richie said hesitantly. He didn’t know what It was, not really, but what he did know was that It was bad. It meant death.
    Unable to let the line go silent for too long, Mike added, “You gotta come back, man. It's starting again.”

    //

    He stopped and wondered, only for a moment, why he’d decided not to mention Richie…
    “No. Home to Derry,” he heard Mike say.
    Eddie closed his eyes and shook his head. “It's happening again isn't it?” He cursed his shitty memory and tried to pay attention to the road as he made the turn onto his street.

    (Richie and Eddie left Derry together at 18. Richie and Eddie forgot Derry together at 18. Richie and Eddie remember Derry together at 40. Richie and Eddie return to Derry together at 40.)

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    It’s ridiculous, he knows. But the sheets smell like Eddie too and part of him wants to ask Bev to stand up again, buy him a few more minutes of surrounding himself with his scent, something to relearn, get to know. Something to cling to and wrap around himself when there’s nothing else left, something good to keep.

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    The Losers mourn their losses, the Losers worry about those that survived, and in Derry even miracles are possible, if you just believe hard enough.

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    In which "We can still help him" is true. Six Losers get out of Neibolt alive and have to face life after Derry.

    (Diverges from Muschietti canon toward the end of IT Chapter Two. Some light influence from the miniseries, book, and early scripts because how else am I supposed to do anything in this fandom tbh.)

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    Facing a demonic clown and watching the love of your life almost die can really put a new perspective on how you should be living your life.

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    NETFLIX STAND-UP
    RICHIE TOZIER: INTERRUPTED
    2019 VM14 1h

    Richie Tozier relays funny stories about his childhood friends and unveils the truth behind his shocking 2017 stand-up special.

    PLAY MY LIST

    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-Up Comedy, Irreverent Stand-Up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Offbeat, Irreverent, Witty

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    “Boys, this will be our first official school dance.”

    “We’ve had dances before, Richie—”

    “Our first real dance, compadre. I’m talking glamor, formal suits, party dresses, corsages, et boutonnieres,” he finishes with an appalling French accent. All of them grimace at it. “I wouldn’t exactly consider a sweaty Eddie doing the Safety Dance in the corner of the gym all by his lonesome in jeans and a Thundercats shirt as homecoming queen material.”

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    “When Eddie wakes up,” Stan tried, lying down a two of clubs on a three of hearts. “Are you going to tell him?” 

    To which Richie said: "Go fish."
     

     

    [Or, neither Eddie OR Stan die and that, of course, changes things, because unlike Stephen King I am not a coward.]

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    A reddie one shot based off of "Couple of kids" by Maggie Lindemann because FUCK THAT SONG REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF THEM
    its fluffy i swear

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    “We should just leave,” Richie said.  “Get the fuck out of here as soon as we can.”

    Eddie pondered that.  Leaving. It was something he thought of every day of his life.  Leaving Derry. Leaving his mom. Finding something better. With Richie.  

    “Okay,” is all Eddie said.

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    Eddie and Richie leave Derry the day after graduation

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    The guilt that her words sent spiralling into Richie's chest was enough that he gasped and his eyes welled up with tears. He'd hurried away without another word.

    Now he was here, just outside the apartment that he shared with Eddie, wondering how he was going to tell his best friend that they were now husbands.

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    (In which Richie accidentally tells his friends that he's married to Eddie, but really they're only best friends and have both been just quietly pining for years.)

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    Richie had given up on saying he didn’t need a PA when he realised, one particularly awful Wednesday, that he’d scheduled two very important meetings for the same time and now had no choice but to humiliate himself in front of somebody. After that, he’d given into his manager and told him to hire someone. Like, anyone.

    Richie’s new PA was called Eddie Kaspbrak, and he showed up on the first day wearing a fitted straight-leg blue suit and tie, his hair slicked back, carrying a briefcase and, opening the door of his studio apartment wearing a Star Wars T-shirt and plaid lounge pants, Richie briefly thought he was being taken in by the FBI.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is new to LA and he knew he needed a job. Richie Tozier needed a PA. What neither of them needed was a giant crush. Unfortunately, that's what they got.

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