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    There was a bit more behind the body swap than simply switching places. Crowley's curse couldn't show on Aziraphale's person, after all. Aziraphale with snake eyes or sunglasses and a snake tattoo would've been more than a little suspicious.

    They come up with a way to overcome that hurdle, but it's a bit more intimate than either were expecting, and it's a miracle it doesn't backfire on them. Demons are weak to Holy, after all, and what's Holier than pure, unadulterated Angel?

    But it works out. And they come out the other side no worse for wear. But with Aziraphale no longer following Heaven's orders, he has the freedom of deep introspection for what feels like the first time since The War 6000 years ago. And he makes the most out of it.

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    Crowley is an omega with a unique condition that makes even the plausibility of romance extremely difficult, but his best friend and business partner, Anathema, feels certain that there is someone out there for him. That someone, she believes, is Aziraphale, a friend of Anathema's beau and one of the most gentlemanly alphas she has ever met.

    And it seems that she may be a bit psychic, because sparks seem to fly the moment the two meet. Could this soft, literature-loving alpha be exactly what the 'broken' omega wants and needs?

    Spoiler alert: Yes. Yes he is.

    UPDATES MONDAYS - SEE NOTES FOR MORE INFO

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    The world didn't end and, while six thousand years is a long time to experience humanity, Crowley and Aziraphale realize they haven't experienced everything. With the apocalypse avoided, they had the chance to continue on, enjoying each others company and enjoying humanity that they helped (slightly) to save.

    AKA 30 different mini-fics about Crowley and Aziraphale taking place post-canon. Prompts from tumblr user 'goodomensblog'

    Tags to be updated as I go.

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    Anthony J Crowley is not having a good day.

    The Bentley has broken down and now he’s stuck in the middle of the road, with rain pouring down onto him. Fuck- this is a no-good, terrible, bad day.

    Until, that is, the broken car leads him to one angel of a mechanic, with soft hands and even softer heart. What is initially a purely accidental meeting ends up spurring a gentle, warm romance between the two of them.

    A human AU meet cute about genderqueer mechanics, lovesick photographers and… one charity calendar. Updates (hopefully) every other Saturday!

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    "Forget it angel, okay? Look, I’m sorr—”
    "Don’t! No... please,” Aziraphale's voice was half broken and tears were increasingly threatening to burst, “don’t... apologize. Just… give me some time. I... I need to be alone," and he got into the store at an impressive speed.
    Time. Aziraphale had only asked for time. But Crowley had already given him six thousand years and he was frankly desperate. Finally, a scaly accident caused by a clueless witch will make them face their true feelings.

    (Fic is almost finished. I’ll update every three days.)

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    —Ángel, olvídalo ¿está bien? Lo sie…
    —¡No! No… por favor, —la voz de Aziraphale se escuchaba quebrada, y las lágrimas amenazaban cada vez más con estallar—, no… te disculpes. Sólo dame tiempo, ne… necesito estar solo, —y se metió en la tienda a una velocidad impresionante.

    Tiempo, Aziraphale sólo le había pedido tiempo, pero Crowley ya le había dado 6,000 años . Y un accidente escamoso con una bruja despistada los obligará a afrontar sus verdaderos sentimientos.
    (El fic está casi terminado. Actualizaré cada tres días).

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    But then, the Bentley saw Dick Turpin.
    An unfamiliar beat replaced the classic.

    Two cars having sex
    Two cars having sex
    My muscles, my muscles
    Involuntarily flex

    "What the fuck," Aziraphale said flatly.

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    Recorded for a VoiceTeam Mystery Box challenge: Week 4 — Jinx! Team beautiful murder machines.

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    "Crowley groaned. He never had luck dealing with feelings. Especially with the feelings of a particular fussy angel. But nevertheless he approached Aziraphale and placed his hands on his trembling shoulders. 'Hey, maybe it’s not that bad. Maybe you’ll only turn halfway demon? We’re on our own side, remember? Not demons or angels.'"

    It's five days till Christmas and Crowley and Aziraphale have a problem. A problem not as big as Armageddon, but still a big problem. The angel's wings are slowly turning black and the demon's wings are slowly turning white.

    Feeling separated from their previous sides, the duo has to finally understand what it's like to be on their own side.

    And if things couldn't become anymore stressful, it seems as if the two have accidentally adopted an 11-year-old boy who just so happens to be the third child born in the Satanic church.

    Note that I am not religious nor do I have much biblical knowledge. I do not mean to offend anyone if I write things that are incorrect.

    I hope you like this fic, it's my first in this fandom. I'm a huge huge fan of Good Omens and Ineffable Husbands. Yes, I take and greatly appreciate constructive feedback.

    Plan to finish by New Years.

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    Aziraphale befriends a snake which keeps showing up in his bookshop, but is, at the same time, plagued with a new handsoome but insufferable customer who keeps trying to buy up his entire section on gardening…

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    ZehWulf's summary:

    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

    OR

    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

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    Aziraphale has finally achieved his life long dream career: buying old rare books. Well, he also appraises and repairs them too. He’s recently moved to town (if 5 months is recent) where he’s settling into his newly relaxing life and meeting all sorts of characters (whenever he finally decides to step outside).

    Crowley, also a new resident, has opened his own Flower Shop/Plant Nursery hybrid called Garden’s Edge. He’s escaped his past, is hopeful about the future for once, and is benignly amused by the exasperating book repairer who can’t, for the life of him it seems, manage to keep a single plant alive.

    But not everything’s as it seems and they’re about to find out that you can’t always outrun your past. Some things have to be faced head on.

    (A romcom with a plot that’s not just about the romance, though there’s plenty of that too.)

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    Present Day: Newt and Anathema arrive at the bookshop with an unusual photograph from the Regency era. A photograph in which Aziraphale is clearly a woman. Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to explain the photograph's existence over several glasses of wine. The events of their (rather bizarre) tale, however, might not have unfolded exactly as Crowley remembers them...

    Regency Era: Aziraphale, undercover for Heaven (though he can't recall exactly what he's meant to be doing), is pretending to be a young woman named Angelica. Unfortunately, Angelica has accidentally gotten herself betrothed to the relentless and completely infatuated Parson Pickersgill.

    And the wedding's on Wednesday.

    Still, everything could be fine, if only Gabriel shows up on time to relieve Aziraphale of his assignment before it's too late.

    Otherwise, it might be left up to Crowley to save the day...

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    Crowley is a self-sufficient model on the verge of stardom. They clawed their way up all by themselves and the very last thing they want is some cream puff bodyguard their agency hired following them around constantly. Pretending to be their boyfriend at work so they don't get a reputation as a Diva. Watching over them. Caring for them.

    But then it turns out "Fell" was not even his real name. Was it all fake? Would someone like him ever want someone like them?

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    Aziraphale has the best job a young bookworm could ever hope for—he works the evening shift at an independent bookshop, just a stone's throw away from Tadfield College, where he's only a few months away from getting his degree. He likes the location in Tadfield's cosy downtown, the friendly regulars, and his coworker, Newt. But most of all, he likes having the key to the biggest treasure trove of books he's ever seen. Aziraphale knows that he's not going to make friends sitting in the dark shop at night, alone with a book and some chocolate, but that's all right. He's not lonely while he has a book, which means he's hardly lonely at all. Really.

    Crowley works at a record shop, and he's got the biggest crush on the cutie working at the bookshop next door. Whose name he doesn't even know, because he's too awkward to ask. At least nobody's noticed. If his coworker Anathema found out, he'd never hear the end of it.

    A story about bravery, misunderstandings, acceptance, and love. Will update twice a week :)

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    When Aziraphale and Crowley travel down to London for ComicCon, they aren't planning on letting their massive unrequited crushes on each other get in the way of their weekend. But, this being fanfic, there is only one bed...

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    Fic written for dontbelasagnax for the Ineffable Wives Exchange.

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    When Anathema moved to Tadfield, everyone forgot to mention that Jasmine Cottage was haunted.

    Oops.

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    Aziraphale fearing the worst, he goes to Anathema for help.

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    Heaven in one regard undermined demons. They were evil after all, disgusting creatures that belong under a shoe and should be treated as the lowest of the low, this of course included Crowley. That undermining was now a very stupid thing. Because seeing as they now have Aziraphale trapped, there is nothing in Crowley's path that will stop him from getting his Angel back.
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    After Aziraphale dissapears leaving Crowley alone its up to one dumbass demon and one dumbass demon only to rescue him, well with the help of a few friends of course.
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    Vivir en una familia rodeado de secretos es un problema al que Aziraphale está acostumbrado. Los Dowling son, al fin y a cabo, una familia excéntrica y tradicional cuya existencia parece girar en torno a su encopetado primo Gabriel. Todos esperan que le suceda lo mismo por lo que tuvo que pasar el misterioso joven Crowley hace algunos años; del que Aziraphale sólo conoce de oídas.
    Nadie parece querer informar a Aziraphale de este curioso propósito.

    ...

    La familia Dowling espera con impaciencia la manifestación de uno de los últimos viajeros hacia el pasado en la forma de Gabriel Dowling, un insufrible veinteañero que hace esgrima, sabe cantar ópera y tiene las mejores notas del internado. Fue predicho por la mismísima Agnes Nutter que sólo un prodigio podría recibir los misteriosos dones del pasado. De Aziraphale nadie esperaba nada concreto.

    Y sin embargo, las realidades de todos los muchachos envueltos en este asunto están a punto de cambiar. Especialmente las de un aterrorizado Aziraphale.

    Universo Alternativo: Viajeros en el Tiempo

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    Kidnapped, Crowley is forced to serve as Heaven's brood mare while believing his family was killed. All because the longer an angel or demon inhabits their corporation on earth, the more functionally human that body becomes, and Crowley, while wearing a vagina, got pregnant.

    Heaven needs a demon to bear them their own army of hybrids, and the only demon that has ever succeeded in having a child is Crowley. They want their war and their army, and Crowley is going to give them it.

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