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    Life as Geralt knew it ended with an explosion. Or maybe it ended before that, with the explosive fight that drove a wedge between Geralt and his family. It didn’t matter much, how exactly it ended. His old life was over.

    He was still putting together a new one when Ciri crashed headfirst into it and taught him just how great it could be. Yes, the PTA politics, garden-variety prejudice, and jealous grandmothers were against them. But his endlessly devoted best friend, a flamboyant social worker, their lavender-eyed lawyer, and a whole pack of half-feral foster family were all ready to help Geralt build a home for Ciri. The first step was probably being honest about how exactly his life had changed...

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    Jaskier ran away from home to be the person he truly is, his parents however want nothing more than to get him married off.

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    It’s Jaskier’s first time wintering at Kaer Morhen. When he comes to Geralt’s room in the middle of the night, the witcher is sure what he’s after, and it has nothing to do with some imaginary “haunting”.
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    Jaskier can’t sleep because of ghosts and Geralt responds by sexing him up, much to his delight and confusion.

    New summary courtesy of maiNuoire:
    Jaskier: I have ghosts, can I crash here?
    Geralt: Sure, climb in, are they in your dick? Let me help...
    Jaskier: ... wut.

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    After Jaskier’s father disowns him, confiscates all his possessions— including Filavandrel’s lute— and kicks him out with nothing but the clothes on his back, Jaskier spends a long, hungry winter barely surviving. When he reunites with Geralt in the spring, his witcher is determined to get his lute back, even if it means recruiting his fellow witchers to stage a heist.

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    Jaskier is a top notch, exclusive sex worker, mostly serving CEOs and middle-aged businessmen. He quickly makes a name for himself and earns good money, but is bored out of his mind with his clients' mediocre requests. One night he serves a man unlike any of the clients he's had before - the encounter awakens a long lost spark in him.

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    Jaskier was a wonderful actor, so every broken moan, every "oh honey, your cock is perfect" sounded incredibly genuine. Every longing look from under his long lashes, every astonished gasp when his clients undressed sounded so real, that he has easily made a name for himself in no time. Stroking a rich white man's ego was even easier than stroking his dick to completion.

    But this man, he was something different. He looked as if he wasn't that easy to impress, with something dark and promising lingering behind those golden brown eyes. Jaskier saw him as a challenge and he felt he was finally in for some good time himself.

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    His stomach makes itself known when Eskel catches a whiff of roast chicken as one of the guests steps outside with their plate of food. Eskel is quick to cover his middle with his hand, as if the action alone could muffle his body’s natural response to hunger. Eskel can’t remember the last time he ate.

    Eskel could certainly do with losing a couple of pounds anyway.

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    First came the monsters, then the Witchers were made. But once the monsters were no more, man had to fear something. And the seemingly self aligned witchers would not do their bidding.

    So began the wars between Witcher and Man.

    But when the Witchers numbers dwindled, and Man saw to it that no more could be made!

    The monsters returned ...

    Man could not fight the beasts, its why the Witchers began, so the remaining Witchers were needed once more, beginning the second rein of the Witchers…

    At least thats how its told.

    The wars were nearly thirty years ago now, and the job of a Witcher is never easy….

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    Geralt is trying to navigate a world that he doesn't fit into anymore, he is bound by duty to his school, and when a Bard weddles into his world… things get complicated.

    Surly he is too old to be making stupid mistakes… and yet.

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    “What do you want your occupation to be, Geralt?” the sorceress smirks.

    “Horses,” he blurts out before his brain can catch up with his treacherous tongue. He snaps his mouth shut and feels the telltale signs of a blush creeping up on him. Fortunately for his ego, Yennefer doesn’t comment on it, her face still wearing that excitement he could always recognize when she got herself a new project. (He doesn't become a ranch owner)

     

    Or: In order to raise Ciri safely, Geralt becomes the proud owner of an inn, hiding his witchery nature under a glamour. Meanwhile, a witcher named Julian poses as the bard Jaskier using a glamour himself. He's travelling the world and ends up in Geralt's inn. Shenanigans ensue and pining happens.

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    Jaskier is on the run from Dijkstra's men, and he only has one goal in mind - get himself and his daughter Erica to safety.

    There's no safer place on the Continent than Kaer Morhen, home to the wolf witchers. Jaskier knows they'll be safe there. The only problem? Jaskier and Geralt haven't spoken since the incident on the mountain, and Jaskier doesn't know if he'll be welcome at the witchers' keep.

    In comes Eskel, who accepts to help Jaskier and Erica get to safety. In Jaskier's eyes, it's a foolproof plan. What could possibly go wrong?

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    “I came to this bar,” Lambert protests, glaring at his reflection glaring right back at him in the mirror behind the bottom-shelf liquor, “to drink alone.”

    “As did I,” says Yennefer, sharp as ever, even with a half-empty stein in her hand that doesn’t look like her first of the night. “Let’s have a drink together.”

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    Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise.

    There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae’s name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command.

    When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

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    Fifteen years after Kaer Morhen became an independent city state and refuge for non-humans, Geralt— who somehow got elected its leader, despite his best intentions— is bewildered when King Vizimir of Redania suggests an arranged marriage between Geralt and his nephew.

    Eskel is a simple witcher who just wants to live out his retirement from the Path with Geralt. So when his lover gets betrothed to some Redanian viscount, Eskel dons a human disguise and decides to get away from Kaer Morhen for a while.

    Jaskier has no interest in becoming the husband of the infamous White Wolf; he just wants to be a bard. When he flees the guards escorting him to Kaer Morhen, he’s lucky enough to run into Eskel, a hunter who agrees to escort him to safety. But after only a few days in Eskel’s company, he’s half in love.

    When Jaskier is forced to go to Kaer Morhen to escape a bounty on his head, he finds the city nothing like the nest of monsters he expected. Meanwhile, Jaskier is nothing like what Geralt and Eskel expected.

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    Geralt can smell arousal on Jaskier all the time— so much so that he thinks that’s just what the bard smells like.

    (Geraskier for the random alphabet challenge, N is for nostrils!)

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    It began, as most inadvisable things tend to do, with a lot of alcohol. No really. A lot. After all, it takes a lot of alcohol to get witchers drunk, and all three of them were absolutely plastered.

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    When Coën’s AC breaks during the middle of a record-breaking heat wave, his best friend, Eskel, offers to let him stay with him. It would be fine, if Coën weren’t stupidly in love with him.

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    Things between Ciri and Geralt are... awkward, still. She wants to assure him that she still cares, and that she really isn't upset about the incident during training recently, but she knows what he's like. She knows that he won't believe her if she just says it again. No, she has to show him. The only thing she has to figure out is how to make him look.

    "Ciri, what are you doing?" he asks, but he doesn't look up.
    She shrugs. "Sitting."
    "On my book."
    "It's comfortable."

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    15
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    61
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    5
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    480
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    Whenever Geralt visits the bathhouse, everyone makes assumptions about what he wants, and he ends up disappointed. But tonight, a stranger makes some perceptive guesses, and Geralt just might end up getting what he needs.

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    621
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    105
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    After Geralt’s death, Jaskier returns to the fae realm, unable to live in the human world without the witcher he loved. When he’s attacked and nearly killed eight centuries later, Jaskier flees back to the human world, where he finds himself face-to-face with Geralt. This Geralt is a redheaded, freckled human with no memory of his life as a witcher or of Jaskier. But as Jaskier gets to know his oldest friend all over again— and starts to fall in love with him all over again— a mysterious enemy threatens both their lives.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    355
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    On a quiet winter's night, a king and a queen had a child.

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    The problem is firstly that lying to his mum got him a boyfriend and secondly that Jaskier is besotted with said boyfriend. So, in his love-addled mind, he concludes that lying to his mum again is a splendid idea – it may as well get him a husband.

    “If all goes well, the wedding should be next year.”

    At least, it better be. Jaskier and Geralt are going to the coast tomorrow.

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    Jaskier lies to his family about being engaged to Geralt for the second time... and there are way too many surprises involved.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    81
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    290
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    14
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