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    Nearly a year has passed since the Ares case, and all Roxanne and Megamind want is to be left in relative peace as they plan their wedding. Unfortunately, the U.S. Defenders' League has nominated Metro City to host its annual conference, and when a visiting hero is found murdered, suspicion immediately falls on the former supervillain. As both their upcoming nuptials and the threat of League justice loom large, Megamind and Roxanne must prove the blue alien’s innocence—and catch the real killer—before it’s too late. WARNINGS: Language, sex, violence, and rock n' roll! I don't own Megamind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,742
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    760
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    Roxanne is kidnapped on a particularly unpleasant day of her period, and when confusion ensues, she takes the liberty to explain menstrual cycles to her kidnapper. Megamind's reaction is significantly less evil than expected… *Please beware of a slightly detailed description of periods.*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    122
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    A story of love, lust and colour coordinated calendars... and how Roxanne Ritchi became the Mistress of Evil

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    128,887
    Chapters:
    33/60
    Comments:
    1397
    Kudos:
    515
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    12233
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    Герой пожертвует тобой, чтобы спасти мир.
    Злодей пожертвует миром, чтобы спасти тебя.
    Роксаны больше нет. Всё, чего хочет Мегамозг - вернуть её. Любой ценой.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    45,570
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    132
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    This is a sort of rabid plot bunny that was born out of a hilarious discussion on the Megamind Discord, and written with the permission of others involved. I've tried to do the ideas justice. For anyone wondering, no, it is decidedly not from the Blue Defender universe. It's complete, unabashed, humorous fluff. Just a fun romp through what occurs when a major misunderstanding has unexpected consequences.

    A series of events leads Roxanne to make some questionable decisions, from snagging a few items from a certain blue supervillain's hideout to accidentally agreeing to a major life change. She thinks it's all a joke. Megamind doesn't agree. Hilarity ensues. Realizations are made, chief among them: never mix poodles and mimosas. WARNING: Language. I don't own Megamind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,919
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1578
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    Roxanne Ritchi just wanted her shoes replaced.
    Marrying her Supervillain in a surprise Vegas elopement was not part of the plan. It wasn't part of Megamind's plan either... Unfortunately, all of Metro City is way too excited to finally see them together for them to admit the truth. But they can solve this...somehow

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    140,734
    Chapters:
    25/27
    Comments:
    1138
    Kudos:
    423
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    9932
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    Post movie. Megamind has an invite to the Metro Charity ball and Roxanne is going as his date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    Megamind gets hit a little too hard during a fight, and suddenly has no memories of... Well anything. Minion turns to Roxanne for help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,668
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1164
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    This is the long-promised explicit scene connected to another fiction, The Things We Build, but it can also be read as an independent one-shot. Because that work is rated Teen, I've chosen to post this separately.

    What happens when Roxanne, suffering a migraine during a kidnapping, naively asks Megamind for a neck rub? Things get steamy. That's what. And their relationship may never be the same.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    221
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    Megamind has once again kidnapped Roxanne to lure Metro Man to his doom. This time the Evil Plot has a theme: The Seven Deadly Sins! Metro Man must battle against trials themed after Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Lust, and Greed. Will Megamind succeed in making the hero fall from grace, or will the villain be the one who falls? And what happens if Megamind does succeed...?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,469
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    52
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    Minon’s favourite day of the week.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,043
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    111
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    A continuation of Megamind taking over as the city defender and everyone adjusting to their new roles. A new Big Bad appears, Minion goes dating, Roxanne's parents visit and that's still not enough to warrant an emergency.

    TW inside.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,294
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    You’re out alone at night when you run into Megamind, the city’s most famous bad boy, but something seems…different about him. And you really, really like it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    117
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    A what if scenario where Roxeanne got the superpowers instead of Hal. I don’t personally think my writing is punchy enough to be movie script worthy but I’m not so much trying to write an alternative to the movie as I’m just having some fun with the characters and ideas of the film.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,598
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324
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    A big Ridonculous Race featuring 106 teams from other worlds? (with a few from the Total Drama world)

    It may seem impossible, but Don (after a whole bunch of successful seasons) has found a way to make it possible.
    These teams who will take on the challenges run across the world run the gamut from heroes to villains to normal guys to superpowered players.
    Though these teams may be varied, the locations will take these teams and put them into serious situations.

    With drama, funny moments, alliances and the like, it really is...a really Ridonculous Race.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,430
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2546
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    Megamind's wrath is not something to mess with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    168
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    Megamind wants to watch the fireworks, too!

    (Originally posted to the Tumblr Metrocity RP in mid 2012.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    273
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    83
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    When Megamind finally saw Roxanne in a cape, and when he learned not to bother her on sick days. TW inside.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,421
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    387
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    Roxanne is going to be an aunt! Megamind gets wrapped up in Roxanne's family affairs, and learns he might want a life beyond what he has been able to imagine for himself thus far. Rated T for mature emotional themes, but overall K+.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,366
    Chapters:
    15/16
    Comments:
    746
    Kudos:
    420
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    6240
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    Some time after her unexpected rescue, Roxanne has the opportunity to return the favour.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,756
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    347

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