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Texting/university BTS story (all typos are intentional). On crack - major crack.
I hope you enjoy!JHop: lol. Does little jungkookie have a crush ?
KimTae: on me?? Better be on me not joon. ffs.
JJ: …
JJ: Well I mean ya, tae u cute af
KimTae: jaw drop. mic drop. drop top. drop everything now. meet me in the pouring rain. for I am shooketh!
PJimin changed chat name to Gay Panic Level 1000.
KimTae: …I mean…
KimTae: Ya cool kook, I think u cute 2
PJimin: lol not smooth tae, nice try…anyway.
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells (Jingle All The Way) by itsthatpinkbitch
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
21 Dec 2023
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"Humans are always so suspicious of me. Fine," he conceded. Placing the iPad on Namjoon's bed, he adjusted his green hat, tugging it until his elongated ears were fully on display, gesturing to them theatrically, "See? Elf ears."
Namjoon scrutinized the pointed ears, his scepticism lingering. "But those could be fake. I've seen TikToks of people with fake elf ears," he pondered, squinting in the dimly lit room.
Or, Namjoon wakes up to a stranger in a costume in his room telling him to make a wish and he's not too sure what he should do about it.
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Through The Woods (And Into Your Arms) by itsthatpinkbitch
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 Nov 2023
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Yoongi huffed and tried putting his feet down, to stop twirling in the wind, but only kicked the air. That was when the realisation finally hit his alcohol-muddled brain. Oh. Oh no.
The forest wasn't upside down.
He was.
Oh no.
The bus stop is just around the corner, right through the dark woods, Kihyun had said.
You won't even need more than ten minutes to get there, Kihyun had said.
What Kihyun had probably not foreseen, was his friend blindly stumbling into a trap that was most likely set up by some sort of weird cult to get a human sacrifice or something. What sane person tried luring in prey with a little bag of golden chocolate coins laying on the muddy ground? And who would even fall for such a trap?
Well, Yoongi thought grimly, as he was swaying upside down from a tree branch, someone like him, apparently.
Or, the story of how Yoongi got six magical boyfriends.
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- Part 3 of My OT7
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of curiosities, conundrums, & calico cats by ashamed_fanfic_writer
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Oct 2023
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Yoongi is the most beautiful man in town.
It’s true— even the grumpy potions seller down the street agrees.
Yoongi is the most beautiful man in town, and the worst part is that he doesn’t even know it.
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Yoongi is gorgeous and shy, Hobi is lonely despite his garden and colour changing chickens, and somehow there's a magic cat involved. -
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Serotinous - (ADJ) Late in developing or blooming, such as certain seed pods that require the heat of a fire before they can open
The day Park Jimin was scheduled to die the weather was a bit chillier than he would've liked but he supposed that he oughtn't have been surprised. Very few things in his life had gone as he would've liked. Why should his death be any different?
When Jimin was forced to be the latest in a long line of human sacrifices offered to a mysterious family of dragons , he had no way of knowing it would trigger a chain of events that would not only lead to answers about his unexplained past but would also open the door to a future he never dared to imagine.
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In the century that Min Yoongi — a successful writer — lives, it is common for the most diverse artists to look for inspiration in substances, often hallucinogenic. Disturbed by an irremediable creative block, the writer is shaken. Amidst his lack of alternatives for how to deal with his writing, he hears about a drink considered to be miraculous, which supposedly helps artists to get rid of the creative block:
The Green Fairy, absinthe.
It only takes a few sips of the green liquid for Yoongi to be transported to a world, hitherto unknown. Fantasy becomes real and magical creatures are palpable.
Everything becomes even more real when he meets Park Jimin, a mysterious fairy who has a lot to teach him about this new world, little knowing that an intense passion was to come amidst the impending chaos.
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Jungkook blinked.
“Ma’am, you mean teams right? As in more than one team?” he asked hesitantly.
The director sighed and leaned back into her chair rubbing her temple with two fingers.
“No I mean team. As in singular. We are combining our genius teams.”
Jungkook’s eyes widen. Oh shit this is going to be a mess! Team 1 and Team 2 hate each other. Jungkook is glad he does not have to deal with that.
“And you will be their handler.”
Oh fuck.
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Or what happens when you take a group of six geniuses and force them to work together leaving their poor FBI handler to make them play nice. -
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Recently, Yoongi is spiraling. He knows that, feels that, senses that, yet can’t resist that.
He hates he’s doing this even though there’s nothing tragic or depressive thing happened to him recently. He really doesn’t have anything to complain about, because nothing bad happened.
And yet here, he’s moping about nothing and spiraling down fucking hard, it almost feels like he’s falling with the broken rope without any safety net.In which Yoongi struggles and Jimin stays by him no matter what.
Plz read the tags. It's dark and wild (literally). I'm a non-English speaker so if you don't like it, don't read it.
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« Bienvenue chez les branleurs. »
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Hoseok vient d'être transféré et va découvrir à ses dépends que la vie au dortoir n'est pas aussi banale qu'il l'espérait. Surtout avec un colocataire comme Yoongi.
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Yoongi might concede that there are some perks to giving up caffeine after all, like garnering the attention of Hot Piercings Guy the row ahead of him.
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- Part 6 of The Curative Curation
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Каждую ночь Хосок признается. Каждый раз не срабатывает.
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- 2,331
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- 1/1
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Save Me || M.YG. x Reader || Running from the police and chillin' with your delinquent friends in the back of an Aussie dude's truck during Sophomore year. Literally the perfect movie life. Just one question please, where's my romance?
"Hey I'm Namjoon, me and my friends just moved in nextdoor."Series
- Part 1 of Lonely Delinquents
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"Your appa and I brought you to the Parks' to meet Jimin when they got home from the hospital." His mother says with a smile every time she tells this story. "You held out your little hand to him and he reached up to hold your finger and you cooed and started babbling and giggling like I'd never seen you do before. And you were such a shy baby, Yoon-ah, it was a delight to see you so excited."
Yoongi is home on a short weekend break from college for his childhood best friend Jimin's birthday.
He didn't think a single weekend would be enough to change the trajectory of his entire life, but maybe this was always how it was meant to be.
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- Part 1 of Celestial Navigation
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It was a silly rivalry, Kim Namjoon knew that well. Something childish and that would make his father roll his eyes, no doubt. But the delicious taste of victory graced his tongue as he saw the pathetic face of his childhood rival. He felt intoxicated by that feeling and all he wanted was more. More of that sugary moment and the sweet taste of seeing Min Yoongi's defeat.
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- Part 1 of the last archive of my teenage years
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yoongi's mother is a bit more serious about getting him married off than he initially thought. throw in the fact that he might have a crush on the big man he keeps encountering in various places, and now he's got to make things move a little faster than he had hoped.
(or: all the space in the world, and yet yoongi and namjoon happened to meet.)
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Shenanigans in the U.S.
Oh, and a love story.
For Tosha, who is a badass wildlife biologist and deserves to have the most beautiful man on earth, ultimate bias wrecker, sweep her off her feet.
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- English
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- 5,714
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- 1/3
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The first summer namjoon and yoongi spend in their flat together is awfully hot.
When yoongi gets annoyingly moody, Namjoon prepares some ice tea, and puts an ice cube in yoongis shirt as a joke.
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"Don't trust what you see, even salt looks like sugar."
In which six boys are lost until they're not, and find their way in a seventh one — who seriously didn't sign up for that.
"I hope you all choke."
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The night is not young, and the clouds had covered the stars since the evening. Looking up at the cloudy grey skies, he distantly thinks...it all seems weird. He feels lost...not even emotionally or in a metaphorical way...he means it in a very confused way. Since when did mythical creatures find their way into human residences? How come the city was not...what Yoongi had thought it would be...Yoongi finds himself in a beautiful web of a world that stands beyond what humans can see.
(In short. I wanted a sweet Yoonkook love story with adventures, mystery and a little bit of action)
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“It doesn’t have to be marriage, necessarily. A boyfriend would be nice.” Seokjin laughs and finally turns to look the camera head on, although he’s not looking down the camera lens. “Ah, listen to hyung, getting soppy at Yoongi and Namjoon’s wedding, and we’ve not even touched the alcohol yet. Make sure you cut this out of the final film, Jeongguk-ah!”
“If you want me to,” Jeongguk says.
Whatever expression he’s pulling off-camera makes Seokjin’s face turn soft, a little fond. “What’s got you pulling that face?”
“Anyone would be lucky to date you, hyung,” Jeongguk says. The camera’s still zoomed in from earlier, so he zooms out again, catching the moment where Seokjin throws his head back in laughter. “I-it’s true!”
“You’re very sweet,” Seokjin says, still chuckling. “I’ll bring you along to my first-dates, yeah? You can big me up, tell them what a delight I am.” He smiles widely, and the footage suddenly cuts to black.