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    In this story, you will get to read about the sexual escapades and trials/tribulations between StormXros and his beautiful wife Sapphire as they go through many, many hardships together. Including but not limited to; Sapphires' sexual flare-ups, Magical mishaps, Kidnappings, Xros's job, but worst of all; getting up on some kind of time, truly the scariest threat of mankind! Numerous characters will be introduced to them in their day-to-day life and they may join in on the fun. We'll suck, fuck, bite, fight, laugh and cry during this crazy, noisy adventure of ours! Note: Some of the tags may solely be for the referencing purposes but I might include a character or two from a different franchise if you want me to/ if I feel like it. I am serious about having some other folks show up so just bear with me when I say those tags aren't entirely for show.

    Broke 4200 hits! Glad there are so many horny folks around these parts. Thx! On principle, I must say... Nice!
    Damn it I missed the double 69's!
    Sponsored by MILF, it does the body good!

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    15
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    Short stories based off of words chosen to represent each letter of the alphabet, featuring Penny Parker and our favorite IronDad.

    (Tags will be added with each new chapter.)

    Language:
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    14/26
    Comments:
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    308
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    Akaiba's summary:

    Elmroko hates milkshakes. I am horrified.

    Alternatively; Cullen wants Dorian to try his drink.

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    13
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    1/1
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    Wherein Baku & Ocha run into each other at a bar six years after high school & get blackout drunk only to wake up and remember nothing.

    ....but Snapchat never lies.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    264
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    35
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    1137
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    Ryoken's working overtime, so Yusaku decided to help him relax...

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    1/1
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    6
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Clint's feeling abandoned and rudderless with the fall of SHIELD, the lack of Avenger calls, and the disappearances of both Steve and Nat, though he gets why they're both off doing their own things. His best friend could never sit idle and Steve, well, he's got bigger problems than Clint to deal with right now (*cough*Winter Soldier*cough*).

    It's okay. He'll deal. Somehow. Maybe.

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    1/1
    Collections:
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    14
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    320
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    Like the title says; short one-shots written from prompts that catch my attention. Open to suggestions so if there’s something you’d like to see, drop a comment!!

    Chapter 19 new as of 05/09/20!!

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
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    137
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    3812
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    two boys make milkshakes and matt contemplates how much he loves carson

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    After a long day at school and spending the afternoon at Pops' Diner with your best friend Cheryl Blossom, you find yourself stranded there with a flat phone battery and no lift home.

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    Escaping the blaring music inside, he opted to relax in the courtyard. He laid on one of the glossy benches, his head settled in the curve of Natasha's stomach and thigh, staring up at the speckle of white stars against the black sky, the yellow light of the lamp post hovering in his peripheral vision. Light laughter met his ears, as well as the faint music from inside what was a cafeteria by day.

    "Hi?"

    -

    Steve gets stood up at his sophomore homecoming. It's Natasha's fault, really. She was the one that bought his ticket, made him attend with a tie around his neck.

    Bucky's phone gets taken hostage by his friends, and they make him do something he wouldn't do otherwise.

    Maybe homecoming wasn't as bad as Steve thought.

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    Comments:
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    89
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    5
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    558
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    Castiel comes to the conclusion, one late June evening, that he is completely, irrevocably in love with Dean Winchester. Unfortunately, Castiel doesn't know what to do with this newfound information. His knowledge on human courtship is limited at best. But Dean looks absolutely beautiful in the fading sunlight, so Castiel has to try.

    Or

    5 times Castiel tries to court Dean + the 1 time Dean finally gets it

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    Chapters:
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    18
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    The first and only McDonalds in the Empire opens on Dubrillion. Staffed by some of its most loyal customers from Earth. Only they are out of milk and their ice cream machine like always is broken. Making Maou have to improvise in order to save the customer's order and his job.

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    gowon wants to take olivia to a fifties themed restaurant just to be cute

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    1/1
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    64
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    2
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    247
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    “One milkshake.” Theo heard Robin say as he handed over the money to the cashier at the diner. “Chocolate with sprinkles on the top, two straws please. For me and my boyfriend.”

    Language:
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    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    101
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    "Laney," Wei Ying hisses, practically throwing himself across the counter like a beached whale. Grabbing her sleeve, he whispers. "That guy over there is so fucking hot. I need you to kill me now."

    • • •

    Modern AU: In which Wei Ying enjoys spending his time at a 1950s inspired milkshake parlor and a newcomer arrives, except he's gorgeous and hot and making Wei Ying melt into a puddle of water. God dammit! He's making a mess everywhere and Laney can't take anymore of this.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    288
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    Want to hear something funny?

    Lee Minho walks in with a date to the diner. The punchline? He falls for the cute waiter instead.

    What’s funnier? Someone else falls for the cute waiter too.

    Language:
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    12,105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1067
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    Bob and I have been dating for over a year and, while our phyical intimacy leaves absolutely nothing to be desired, there is one major problem:

    My lover won't let me see his penis.

    Having been cheated on by his former wife, Nadine, with her boss, Daniel, my poor Bob has developed an insecurity regarding his equipment and chooses only to make love in the dark.

    When we both get stuck in the washroom where Bob once confronted Daniel, and have to spend the night locked in its small quarters we get to have a heart to heart about the comparing of part to part and how I'm in love with whatever he's got because it's attatched to him.

    After a rather unusual and dirty opportunity presents itself I put my action where my mouth is by putting my mouth where his part is in order to prove to my man that I love all of him wherever and whenever.

    *Part done as an April Fools' Day joke but, in part, also admittedly serious. :/

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    “And how high are the chances that you gave me HIS number and not Jooheon’s?! I have a date with Yoongi Min today at four PM!”, whisper-yelled Jimin, grabbing tightly at Jeongguk’s bicep.

    “Fuck, I did that?!”, said Jeongguk, fishing for his phone and checking Jimin and his’ Chat.

    Thus, realizing he had done just that. He sent Jimin the wrong number.

    Language:
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    Words:
    5,247
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1426
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    Late at night, Carvai had a nightmare about her family being hurt by an unknown person.

    For a while, Carvai hasn’t told anyone about these nightmares for the past week, until that midnight when her little brother Kirby asks for some strawberry milk.

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    Words:
    612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    24
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    Lup is gonna kill whoever is using the blender at two A.M.

    Language:
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    Words:
    846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Hits:
    138

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