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    Take a house full of weird and quirky people and throw a baby at them.

    Featuring:
    Mike in therapy, working through his shit.
    Kevin pregnant, enough said.
    Joe battling for the favorite uncle title.
    Mikeyway supporting Joe with everything in him.
    Gabe and Bill still being supportive besties.
    Butcher trying to figure out how to propose to Sisky.
    Travie showering Chelsea in love.
    And Mama Carden holding everyone together.

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    Chapters:
    24/30
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    59
    Hits:
    331
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    Emily was meant to go on her mission, it was expected of her. But, what if she doesn't believe in the message she's supposed to deliver? She fears disappointing her parents, but she has to break away from the chains that are holding her down and leave the Mormon church. But how? And how does the brown eyed man at the coffee shop fit into the equation?

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    3,925
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Gabe was not pleased in the slightest to see his soon-to-be ex-husband standing at the doorstep to an apartment that was supposed to be all his now, a symbolic transition into his new life, and yet, no matter how hard he blinked, William was still standing there, fresh out of the office in his tailored suit and cradling a bottle of chardonnay in his arms.

    “When I gave you my address,” Gabe said slowly, “I thought it was obvious that it was for, y’know, dropping off our daughter or legal documents or shit I forgot.”

    “I know,” William said, beaming that excellent and expensive dental care kind of smile.

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    While seeking a divorce from his CEO ex-husband William Beckett, Gabe mistakenly lets him into his apartment to have sex one last time. When he finds out he's pregnant, Gabe does what any rational person would do: lie that the father of the baby is actually his divorce lawyer, Pete Wentz.

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    English
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    23,506
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    514
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    Just two little fluff pieces written in the middle of the night...

    Chapter 1) Skippy
    Chapter 2) Nicky J & Bilvy Beckett

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Encontros perigosos, amantes proibidos, delicadas histórias e muita confusão rolando entre entidades diversas. Sexo, bebidas, rock n' roll e comunismo são apenas quatro palavras que introduzem um pouco desse mundo. Aqui acreditamos que Deus tem luxúria por todas as coisas. Venha se perder na igreja da tentação você também!

    © selfishmachines, 2021.

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    Português brasileiro
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    2,193
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    1
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    William really tries his best to hide the truth.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    6
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    65
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    This is just a stupid chat fic I am writing to test out writing fan fiction for the first time. There is no real story other than Pete Wentz drunkenly creates a group chat in 2007. This is only rated teen because of cursing and drug and alcohol references.

    Language:
    English
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    696
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Young, trans Kevin Jonas leaves behind an unsupportive life, to move with his best friend Gabe Saporta.
    What does Kevin expect to find in Chicago? Definitely not a massive crush on his housemate, Mike Carden.

    Mike has a secret. He uses long sleeves to hide the growing collection of dark purple marks littering his skin. He uses a stone-cold scowl to keep his secret safe.
    What will happen when Kevin Jonas walks into Mike Carden's life and unknowingly flips it on its head?

    Chaos will unfold.

    Featuring:
    Kevin learning to live.
    Mike learning his worth.
    Gabe and Bill being supportive besties to their boys.
    Butcher owning a bar.
    Travie being the best big brother figure. (We stan)
    And Sisky being wise and protective.

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    English
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    30,001
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    274
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    A camera crew comes to an average high school in Chicago to document the effects of the hiring of five new teachers: Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray, and Bob, who just so happen to be vampires, as well as the other students and teachers at the school as they deal with their own high school drama and get pulled into the mess.

    Featuring: Frank having an unhealthy obsession with New Jersey, Pete having an unhealthy obsession with Hemingway, Mikey trying to teach “real” history and simultaneously fucking shit up for fun, a student council that totally isn’t a cult/energy vampire ploy, Patrick having a hopeless one-sided crush on Pete while Pete is hopelessly in love with Mikey, Gabe being really Jewish, Brendon and Ryan realizing something is up but somehow not realizing they’re gay for each other, William accidentally getting into vampire shit because he’s William Beckett, among other shenanigans.

    Or, basically a vampire/high school mockumentary crack fic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/19
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Bill's looking for a distraction to help him get over his recent breakup. He didn't expect the distraction to come in the form of tall, dark, and bulging.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
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    3
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    William goes off trails while skiing and then basically gets hypothermia and Gabe finds him and they get snowed in. --- this is getting a better description, but only after I come up with one.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    158
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    Mike must be pushing the kid to torture and yet, he was more excited than he had ever been.

    That might have been a slight exaggeration. Maybe. Possibly. Just a little bit.

    But Mike was pretty fucking excited as he stroked the other man slowly, gently, not enough. He grinned. “What do you want, kid?”

    Series
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    English
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    773
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    162
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    The last thing Kevin expected was to be tied up, blindfolded, and thrown into the trunk of a car. And he couldn't even reach his phone to text Mike and tell him that he might be murdered.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    969
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    118
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    It wasn’t that Kevin hadn’t told his mom they were dating. It was just…he hadn’t told his mom they were dating.

    Series
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    English
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    833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    10
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    The bandana becomes a permanent fixture, a piece of him.

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    William ties a bandana around his leg as a method to bodycheck, and Gabe takes notice.

    Or as I like to call it: the bandana fic.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    452
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    As the most-trusted member of the pacifist vampire family Tessa Violet has built, Gabe Saporta lives life in relative peace, playing vampire baseball and writing his PhD dissertation in his spare time.

    But when Mike Carden seeks refuge, having run away from the infamous Chicago Dandy gang, he attracts unwanted attention to Tessa and her group. William Beckett will do anything to get him back, and that's where the trouble starts.

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    Aka a combination of the universes of the 16 Candles and Games music videos, because someone had to.

    Language:
    English
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    26,860
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    325
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    Gabe pales. “A bra? That’s ridiculous!”

    “Well, so is two men without uteruses getting pregnant and Mike being a fortune teller, but here we are. But it’ll be fun, we can go get measured and buy some sexy lingerie to cover up our saggy tits-- stop looking at me like you want to commit murder!”

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    Gabe needs a bra.

    So basically, another TAI TV fic that doesn't make a lick of sense.

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    English
    Words:
    1,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    101
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    Redemption-verse Vignettes

    These are in no particular order, a series of episodes and what-ifs.

     

    -Warning for flashbacks of non-consensual abuse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,843
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    251
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    William draws in a breath and demands, “Gabe Saporta! Are your nipples tender or not?!”

    The dressing room door swings open. “Is this a sex thing?” Sisky asks, glancing between his notepad and them.

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    William and Gabe have been having way too much sex on this tour, leading to unexpected consequences. Or, this is just another TAI TV crack fic that does not make sense.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    125
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    Um mundo onde tudo está como está já está caótico o suficiente e pessoas encontram refúgio diário nessa banda não só tão querida e amada, mas pioneira e atemporal em vários aspectos. Será que as coisas podem ser diferentes e a banda faria o mesmo sucesso? Esse é o Fall Out Boy, estrelado por mulheres.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    1,760
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    39

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