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    Straight boy (Childe), moving a bunch of boxes around, pick one up, trips and falls, 5' guy (Scaramouche) at the harbinger's come over. "Don't be such a silly little boy." >instant throbbing boner.

    Fuckfuckfuckfuck please don't be gay I don't wanna be gay what does this mean

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    1/1
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    3
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    171
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    15
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    Izuku Midoriya wakes up on a hotel bathroom floor with no recollection of yesterday...

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    1/1
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    "You think it's a sin," Javert said with his customary bluntness one day over the morning tea, making Valjean splutter.

    “God created men weak so that we would need one other and could learn how to help another, and how to love,” he said carefully after a long pause.

    "Still you do, don't you?"

    Valjean's had enough courage to say: I don't know.

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    1/1
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    9
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    87
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    7
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    891
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    Frankies daughter stumbles across the woman who always reads stories at the library in the park and walks over to her, much to Frankies dismay, as his two year old runs away without telling him anything.
    A friendship starts to bloom that may lead to something more.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    394
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    When Jean Valjean first received the strange letter a week ago, (written on pink stationary and scented with lavender) informing him that some "bona fide experts" were coming to “improve the client’s fashion, living habits and confidence” he had been tempted to drop everything, create a new identity, and go on the run again.

    Les Mis Queer Eye AU where I indulge in my favourite pairing, Valjean/Self Care

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    3,586
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    39
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    4
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    315
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    Valjean longed to stand up, to capture the restless wrist and stop Javert from pulling at his long-suffering sideburns, but he didn't dare.

    "You know I'm not used to… friendly relationships. For a long while, I thought it was the reason for... But no. There's something else, and I found a name for it, although this name has frightened me even unspoken, in the solitude of my rooms."

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    3,497
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    1/1
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    11
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    135
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    14
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    collection of random oneshots of the stranger things peeps in the 90s and 2000s (occasional 80s)

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    English
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    3,640
    Chapters:
    3/100
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    750
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    They lay that night on the hearthstones and there Tenar taught Ged the mystery that the wisest man could not teach him. (Tenar/Ged, Tehanu missing scene)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    403
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    In which Valjean makes an offer on New Year's Eve.

    Series
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    English
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    3,682
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2119
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    Ryousuke had spent a lot of time thinking about those apples, the thought of them rotting, festering away inside of him. Some people get apples, some people do not. That is how society works. To accept this thought is to accept that it is unjust. Those who do not see the injustice think: those who deserve apples receive apples-

    [Or, what if I wrote a nearly 15k fic about a show absolutely nobody has watched? Can be read w/o watching Owarinaki Tabiji]

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    1
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    204
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    The thing about first times, is... it's the first time. One-shot.

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    1/1
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    16
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    56
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    8
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    1315
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    Jiang Cheng is spry and lithe well into his twilight years, living well off Wei Wuxian's stolen youth; Nie Huaisang's golden core, on the other hand, has always been poor- he blacks his hair with ink and dyes, hides the pudge of indolence and the wrinkles of age behind the latest fashions and the finest fans. Perhaps for their peers, finding the space to be vulnerable came easy, but for them it's taken this long to maybe think of letting someone in.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    308
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    58
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    1516
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    Valjean seizes Javerts assets...

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    4
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    Valjean looks down to find a golden Mark over his beating heart, only just visible under the collar of his loosely-buttoned linens. One might have said it looks like a pair of lips, an imprint of a golden kiss pressed to his skin.

    The same night, a gypsy woman gives birth to a boy in a prison. His mother laughs and holds him like a trophy, the Mark on his skin candlelight in the blackness of the cell.

     

    Or, the soulmate AU that no one asked for. (Seriously, no one asked for.)

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    1/1
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    32
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    250
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    28
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    1879
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    A painfully oblivious Valjean falls slowly and agonisingly in love with Inspector Javert without realising quite what's happening, while wrestling with his dual identity as the Mayor of Montreuil-sur-Mer.

    This Brick-centric story is written in a meandering 'slice of life' style with extremely slow burn romance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,910
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    3421
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    Captain Javert of France was one of the most feared sailors in all seven seas. Known for his coldness, he had yet to meet his match. But one man, long forgotten to all but Javert, had bested Javert time and again.

    Jean Valjean was stuck- alone- on an island where he was cursed to remain a siren until he found true love. So he waited. When an unlikely candidate happened upon his island, he is overjoyed- until he learns who it is.

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    6,453
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1099
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    Post-Seine, Javert seeks an indulgence from God for his sins. It's a long road from derailment to redemption, but Jean Valjean, that instrument of God, isn't going to let him walk it alone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,741
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    350
    Kudos:
    673
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    9740
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    Wherein Clint gets to be the dom in this pairing for once, and I take on the writing challenge of taking the basic skeleton of Christian Grey's actions and making them not creepy and abusive.

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    32,834
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    690
    Kudos:
    541
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    11109
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    This one was a request - that I was only too happy to write...

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    English
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    9,774
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    5812
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    Jareth has a secret; just what does he see in the mirror..? And will it prevent him from winning Sarah's heart?

    (Somewhat inspired by the classic story of Eros and Psyche)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,802
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    6251

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