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    Captain Javert of France was one of the most feared sailors in all seven seas. Known for his coldness, he had yet to meet his match. But one man, long forgotten to all but Javert, had bested Javert time and again.

    Jean Valjean was stuck- alone- on an island where he was cursed to remain a siren until he found true love. So he waited. When an unlikely candidate happened upon his island, he is overjoyed- until he learns who it is.

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    A painfully oblivious Valjean falls slowly and agonisingly in love with Inspector Javert without realising quite what's happening, while wrestling with his dual identity as the Mayor of Montreuil-sur-Mer.

    This Brick-centric story is written in a meandering 'slice of life' style with extremely slow burn romance.

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    11/?
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    15
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    Post-Seine, Javert seeks an indulgence from God for his sins. It's a long road from derailment to redemption, but Jean Valjean, that instrument of God, isn't going to let him walk it alone.

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    25/25
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    325
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    28
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    Wherein Clint gets to be the dom in this pairing for once, and I take on the writing challenge of taking the basic skeleton of Christian Grey's actions and making them not creepy and abusive.

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    21/?
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    This one was a request - that I was only too happy to write...

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    When night comes, the beasts come out to play. But even monsters are held by a code, and one prophecy rules them all. A child will come who bears a mark. She will be the deciding vote in a power struggle. He whosoever holds her as their mate holds the power to alter their world.

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    12/12
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    11
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    1
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    1518
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    In which Valjean makes an offer on New Year's Eve.

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    Jareth has a secret; just what does he see in the mirror..? And will it prevent him from winning Sarah's heart?

    (Somewhat inspired by the classic story of Eros and Psyche)

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    'I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you...'

    Sarah and Jareth begin to spend time together outside of the Labyrinth, away from it's dangers, and it's cruel tricks. Can they forgive and forget? Or is Sarah foolish to think that the Goblin King is in any way redeemable?

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    9/?
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    58
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    40
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    Valjean and Javert discuss Blackstone over a bourgeois cuppa. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    Both of them may be woefully lacking in experience of such matters, and have only the sketchiest theoretical knowledge of how to execute the act beyond the basic mechanics, but Javert has handled enough poorly-manufactured pistols in his time – whether seized from arrestees or, more depressingly, issued to the police – to appreciate the value of assistance in easing things along when jamming barely-fitting articles down narrow passages.

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    1/1
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    51
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    9
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    “What’s in the west wing?” Valjean asked Bahorel as he followed the furniture around, attempting to get a feel for the size of the castle.
    “West wing?” Bahorel said, a guilty laugh in his voice. “What west wing? I didn’t mention a west wing.”
    “Exactly,” Valjean said.
    “Bahorel!” came Feuilly’s indignant cry. “You told him about the west wing?”

    A Beauty and the Beast AU.

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    132
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    13
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    Javert goes from law-abiding police inspector to double-agent and co-conspirator as he attempts to solve the disappearance of one M. Ultime Fauchelevent, at the behest of his daughter and her husband. What seems, at first, to be a simple overreaction on the lady's part proves to be nightmarish mess that sends Javert down the rabbit hole in search of answers, as his past and present knowledge of the missing man collide.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    39
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    4
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    A thirty year love story between a convict Jean Valjean and a guard Javert, which starts in Toulon and ends in Paris. In the bagne some men are chained together by iron, while others are kept apart by the colors of their uniforms. The convict becomes a parole-breaker in search for forgiveness and the guard becomes an irreproachable police inspector in search of justice. At the end of the search they find each other.

    Cover Art: http://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=0B2-oiRFgQM6IRHVCMkxDZ3c5ZU0

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    Chapters:
    65/65
    Comments:
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    340
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    56
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    “You should probably get the beaver relocated,” Combeferre said, edging himself into the conversation. Valjean had only ever talked to the man about their moth problem before, so he wasn’t too surprised that Combeferre might be knowledgeable about beavers too. “He’ll dam the river and flood the area.”

    (Or, the fic that started as a crack fic about beavers and gay lumberjacks but somehow turned serious.)

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    While heading for the Seine, Javert was diverted by a situation that rapidly spiralled out of control. Collar, chain, and Jean Valjean: he wishes that he reached the river after all.

    He walked over to Valjean’s chair and fell to his knees and bowed his head.

    “I am not a guest in your home,” he said, low and deliberate. “Master.”

    Dystopian AU slavefic based upon the Dallas 2014 production, with characterisation and events based upon the same and shaken with very liberal splashes of Brick. Primarily worldbuilding, plot, and character development, with the slash happening as a byproduct. Fic has completed posting in its entirety.

    Title taken from Demons by Imagine Dragons. Subtitled "A Treatise on the Role of the Law in the Dispensation of Mercy and Justice."

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    267
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    62
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    Would you like, do you want. As if Javert ever wanted anything in his life that wasn’t Justice or Order or a warmer coat. Even now it’s easier to frame things by what he doesn’t want; to be a bother, to take up space, to be shackled to this house.

    Though that last is something of a half-truth, one that makes Javert’s teeth grind. It is not, necessarily, that he wants to be anywhere but here, in Valjean’s kitchen, while the man makes tea for him. It is not, particularly, as if Javert has grand plans to escape. It is not even that he thinks of himself, that much, as trapped. It is only— Valjean’s house is cool in this endless summer, and Javert has nowhere else to go.

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    1/1
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    11
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    24
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    It occurred to Javert that Jean Valjean had fallen back into his old habits. Very light Valvert, super realistic relation speed (like 1 mile per hour maybe)

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    602
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    Javert had already made his decision. He closed his eyes briefly murmuring in his head a prayer (even if he knew that for him there wouldn't be a place in Heaven after the act) and slipped off the bridge without a sound, resigned.
    "Javert! NO!"
    That scream suddenly made him open his eyes shooting, just a moment before touching the surface of the Seine.

    Language:
    English
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    4,471
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    930
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    Наблюдение за Вальжаном, трудящимся в саду, стало для Жавера переживанием сродни грезам наяву. Этот невероятный человек преображался в кого-то другого, преклоняя колени среди листьев и шипов розовых кустов. Он шествовал среди деревьев и цветов, словно божество среди детей. Он был Деметрой, и лето следовало по его стопам.

    Одним лишь касаньем руки Вальжан заставил зеленые побеги взойти из деревянного сердца Жавера, и они обвили его своими нежными усиками. Они окутали легкие Жавера и проскользнули в артерии. Аконит цвел в радужках его глаз, а глициния – в печени. Прикосновенье Вальжана пробудило в нем что-то. Чувство было такое, словно в груди пустило корни дерево.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    23
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    2
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    255

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