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    While attending his best friend’s bachelor party in Vegas, Dean plays a backroom game of poker and comes out the proud owner of a random house in Scotland. He has no idea what the hell he’s going to do with it, but when Cas calls off the wedding at the last minute, taking him clear across the pond to check it out seems like a great idea - until they actually get there.

    /Or, the one where Dean and Cas have to learn to navigate their feelings for each other while also trying to figure out how to successfully get rid of a ghost.

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    There is a wasps' nest in Jane Prentiss' attic. And today, there is also an impossible, bright yellow door.

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    “How you can possibly be so fascinated by a simple invertebrate is beyond me,” Michael voices, watching Adam with nothing short of utter confusion as the human paws through the mud on his hands and knees in the rain, in search of worms, of all things. 


    Based on the tumblr prompt: "Do I have something on my face?"
    "Not yet." + midam?

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    Jaredyonce: By the way we should rename this convo the lgbtqs and Connor since we're all gay except Connor

    One(1)van: Connor is straightn’t

    Jaredyonce: asgdkfj

    Jaredyonce: How do you know?

    One(1)van: We've been dating for two months

    Jaredyonce: Wait WHAT

    One(1)van: You didn't know?

    Conman: can you believe

    A llama: can you believe

    Zozo the clown: can you believe

    One(1)van has sent canyoubelieve.png

     

    Or groupchat crossover au where everbody lives and are (almost) happy, the BMC comes in the later chapters

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    Gabriel Fell.

    But before that, there were others. Hundreds of others. Far too many.

    And that is the crux of the problem.

    There is corruption in Heaven.

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    6/?
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    Michael's on a mission.

    Ryan's confused.

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    Mallory is a witch. Michael is...something.

    When what she expects to find is danger, she instead finds something much more beautiful.

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    "An office is a place where you can improve yourself."
    Nobody believes it.
    They all get stuck.
    And now Dean has to deal with dumbasses coworkers, hours of chaos, his ex-boyfriend and more bullshit.
    No, this isn't a job; it's a goddamn curse!
    **
    They say that nothing in this world is guaranteed, but Gabriel knows that there are exceptions and, one of them is the fact that Castiel's orbit is naturally attracted to Dean's gravitational force.
    And, for what Gabriel knows about life itself, that's enough to make him become a teenager devoted to romance garbage, soulmates, as they call it. And whenever he looks into his brother's eyes when he speaks about Dean and everything in between, he sees sparks coloring the blue with the purest love that Gabriel has ever seen.
    **
    He leaves the family discussion scene, even too routine, dragging his younger brother with him; fingers tightened around Castiel's left arm.
    It was like this since childhood.
    And sometimes, just sometimes, it would be nice if this were not the only accurate picture of their family, a family that has never been one.

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    Michael's waited eight weeks to see Lucifer again. They're both impatient.

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    Liz let out a frustrated scream, muffled by a hand clamped over her mouth. She glared at Michael and pointed sternly at the couch, “Go lay down.”

    Michael threw his hands up and kept pacing, “No. You can’t just use the couch like a time out spot just because you’re mad at me. I’m not a kid.”

    “A kid has more common sense! You’re a full grown adult acting like a moron. Go. Lay. Down.”

    He petulantly leaned against the lab table instead. Made sure to really sprawl, just to make it absolutely clear he had no intention of following her orders. Liz narrowed her eyes at the insolence. For someone swearing he’s not a kid, Michael Guerin was doing his best impression of a sullen thirteen year old.

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    Michael catches you out in a small bathroom. He decides your mouth isn't busy enough and could be put to better use.

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    Michael Langdon is a sick fuck that likes to play with your unfortunate new sickness.

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    Dean and Cas are finally mated and ready to take the next step. Moving in together. But something from Cas’ past threatens to derail the Alpha’s plans. How will they get through these trials?

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    UPDATE (as of 02.05.2020): The new version of this fanfiction is up! It is now called 'Leave It All Behind' and you can check it out: here!

    You have been working under King Ryan for a while now. One of his head staff has just been executed, leaving you to take charge of a very important duty that brings you much closer to the king.

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    jeremy has a bad trip when he tries a new drug

    [or]

    an au where the squip is more like lsd, rather than a supercomputer.

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    Intellectually, Michael knows this is a bad idea.

    Not the worst he’s ever had, but it’s definitely up there.

    Michael considers throwing his phone out the window of his Airstream to save him from himself, but he’s hard enough to pound nails and if his recent sexual experiments have taught him anything it’s that there’s only one person who can help him right now.

    Before he can talk himself out of it, he sends a text.

    ***

    After months of not being able to orgasm no matter what (or who) he does, Michael finally caves and booty calls Alex.

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    Dean is a teacher, He meets someone and falls in love. What happens when life throws some unimaginable things for the couple to cope with righ from the start. Dean struggles with his mental health while Cas has to learn how to be a parent and balence that with caring for Dean. What if Sam can't be there because he has his own problems. This is very Dean and Cas centric (mostly Dean) please enjoy.

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    10/?
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    Brooke groaned, stepping back. "Why do you still call me that?"

    Michael grinned, brushing her hair away from her eyes. "Because. You're my Princess. You look like her and you're a total badass like she is."

    Brooke’s a Princess, in Michael’s eyes. She always has been.

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    Adam decides to teach Michael of the pleasures of the body.

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    Chuck (God/Creation) gets his just desserts.
    PROMPT: Chuck (God), Amara, Anake and Chaos are siblings.
    Chuck/Creation: Rob Benedict
    Amara/Darkness: Emily Swallow
    Anake/Empty: Riley Voelkel
    Chaos/Balance: Nathaniel Buzolic

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    1,286
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    1/1
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    9
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    1
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