1 - 20 of 261 Works in Michael Bluth
Pages Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
Michael still wants to run away to Phoenix.
Series
- Part 1 of Jason Bateman
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 253
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 38
-
Tags
Summary
Michael and George Michael almost manage to communicate in the wake of George Michael hitting him with the car. Tag to S02E15: The Sword of Destiny. Like 75% whump, 25% serious exploration of Michael and George Michael's relationship.
-
Tags
Summary
After a supernatural brush with death, Michael Bluth grapples with a new perspective on life and a staggering lust for his brother.
-
Tags
Summary
Set pre-series.
After the death of his wife, Michael wasn't sure if reuniting with his family was going to be a good idea. Tracey was the love of his life, but without her, there's nothing stopping him from falling back into his old ways.
-
Proud future members of the 'Dad's Business is in Crisis' Support Group by vienna_jay
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018), Schitt's Creek, Arrested Development
01 Mar 2022
Tags
Summary
David glanced around. “Where’s Mom?”
“She’s with you sister,” Johnny said, a little too grateful for the distraction, and Connor pounced on the opportunity.
“Hey, David, Rome has a sister too!”
The boys made eye contact for the first time, and Roman noted with satisfaction that they seemed to be sharing a mutual disgust of this conversation. Maybe this wouldn’t be too bad after all. -
Tags
Summary
After an unsuccessful attempt at getting back at Gob who had stolen Michael's first girlfriend, Michael asks his father for advice.
“I’m not kidding around here! This isn’t a game!" George yells. "You get fucked over and you play back dirty! Nail that motherfucker. Fuck him into the ground!!”
“So… I should give him a taste of his own medicine?”
-
Tags
Summary
As international superstar model Gob Bluth’s career comes towards an end, he finds himself in the center of a mass conspiracy involving the border wall, brain washing, and murder.
The Zoolander AU no one—yet everyone—asked for.
-
Tags
Summary
Michael Bluth was in his sophomore year at college and had decided to spend the weekend at a beachside hotel with his girlfriend. Taking the weekend off from the Banana Stand was going to cost him, but it was George Bluth who insisted Michael use the business card to pay for the weekend getaway so with his Father’s permission on both fronts, he had no reason to suspect anything would go wrong.
Series
- Part 2 of This will never happen again
-
Tags
Summary
Gob finds out that he's going to be an uncle.
Series
- Part 3 of This will never happen again
-
Tags
Summary
Gob would always look forward to the day after Thanksgiving, because that was when Christmas really started. That Friday, his mom would have people come over to put up a big, fake tree in their living room. Suddenly, the neat, crisp, and perfect designs in the house disappeared and the place would be covered with twinkling lights, holly, and even mistletoe. Stockings were hung by the fireplace with care, like out of that weird poem everyone liked to read during the year.
But what Gob loved the most was the music.
Series
- Part 4 of Piano Man
-
Tags
Summary
Michael Bluth believes in family, especially Gob. And doves take a central role. Read the warnings, but it's not graphic (or sad).
-
Tags
Summary
Arrested Development Oneshots because there's not enough of these in the world.
.
Will probably be mainly Michael centric but let me know if you have any requests! -
Arrested Development: A Magical DC Crossover by Notthisg1rlagain
Fandoms: Arrested Development, DCU, DC - Fandom
26 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
Maria DiCardio Bluth is one of the daughters of Nichael Bluth, Michael Bluth's half- brother. Turns out it was another of the Bluth family lies that Michael didn't have another sibling. Maria and her twin sister Rosa, are inseparable and act as each other's yin and yang, but when more Bluth family secrets turn up and George Senior escapes to Mexico to escape even more and possibly worse charges will the family be able to stick together.
Series
- Part 1 of Arrested Development: DC Crossover
-
Tags
Summary
“Not going to give it out for free, huh? Look at you, little businessman you, Mikey.” Gob pinched Michael’s cheek. “I’ll do you one better than a return on investment. How about a down payment instead?” Gob’s already basement-deep voice was suddenly a lot lower.
Michael swallowed. He was not going down this rabbit hole. “Gob. First, that’s now how loans work. Second, we are not doing this.”
-
Tags
Summary
Michael Bluth and his brother Gob make an impulsive decision to drop everything and move together to Florence, Italy. While Gob manages long harbored feelings, Michael gradually comes to terms with realizations of his own as the two figure things out in a foreign country.
-
amongst the quiet things and all these empty streets by Anonymous
Fandoms: Arrested Development
26 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
4 times Michael made Gob blush
+ the one time Gob made Michael blush -
Tags
Summary
Gob hated silence, but loved the way Michael’s chest went up and down as he breathed. Gob couldn’t stand silence, but adored brushing Michael’s feet with his at the edge of the bed. Gob despised silence, but always turned around to look at Michael. Quietly, no words needed. He loved how Michael’s hand felt on his.
-
Tags
Summary
Gob and Tony aren't technically a thing (yet), but he feels something. However, Gob can't let go of Michael. Sadly, he has to.
-
Tags
Summary
Gob feels insecure about people (Michael, mostly) not caring about him being the new boss, and talks to his brother about it late at night.
-
Tags
Summary
"Now, George Michael," Michael says as he stares out at the horizon, "I want to make sure we're on the same page here. Going home is going to be tough on all of us. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot to worry about from the moment we hit the docks, so before we get there: do you remember what I told you is the most important thing from now on?"
"Breakfast! No, family! It's either breakfast or family. I can never remember which."
Michael decides to brush past this; he understands where the confusion comes from. "Healthy relationships. Forget about Maeby, forget about Ann, forget about any secret sisters I may or may not have."
"...what?"