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    Michael exploits the Archivist's weakness... purely in the name of building trust, of course.

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    The Eye isn't happy with how the end of the world turned out. Neither are Jonah and Jon. There is no other option but to rewind time and go down a different path. But time is hard for The Spiral and The Web likes to meddle.

    This is how Jon finds himself back in his eight year old body with all his memories, some of his powers intact and a strange bracelet around his right wrist. Saving the world, Jon realizes soon enough, is much harder when no one takes you seriously.

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    Jon is fed up with being stalked by Michael's doors, and starts applying warning stickers to them. Michael retaliates with stickers of his own.

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    “He just showed up the other day for the first time in, so far as I can tell, ever, and no one thinks it’s even a little bit weird? Something’s not right.”

    Martin paused for a moment.

    Jon was, of course, hoping in vain that his pointing it out would bring some sudden revelation, and then the two would set out with some half-brained scheme to Expose Michael For What He Really Was. They would go and tell Tim, who would tell Sasha, and it would be rather like old times: the four of them charging recklessly into something bigger than they understood, and coming away with some wild memory of their recent escapade, or something new and terrible and grand to ponder, or the truth, or whatever it was they went looking for.

    But Martin just said, “Jon, are you sure you’re feeling alright?” and Jon sighed.

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    There is something in the tunnels underneath the school.

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    Last time, things didn't pan out so well for poor Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood. Maybe with the help of a particular web spinner, she can prevent history from repeating itself.

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    The door closes

    And Micheal wakes up.

    Micheal Shelley wakes up.

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    Jon wasn’t anything special. He was an ordinary researcher at Bright Eye Watchmen, Inc.; not terribly skilled at his job, and certainly not very likeable, but ordinary. He could be a bit too dedicated to unearthing the truth, at least if you listened to what Tim had to say about it, but Jon tried not to make a habit of doing that.

    When Jon catches the attention of Elias Bouchard, head of the local research institute, he finds himself wishing he’d listened to Tim just a little more.

    Bark-brown, leathery wings pulled away from the creature’s torso, briefly revealing six limbs clinging tightly to the tree trunk above. The eyes that stared down at the man were backlit by a deep, bloody red, except for the pupils. Those were white. Blank, wide, white orbs that watched him.

    “What are you?” he whispered.

    Jon didn’t know.

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    Just as Sasha was attacked, she found herself... somewhere else. And nobody knew where to find her.

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    Michael is nicer and Jon is too sick to fight back a story

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    This is the turning point, Michael supposes. Either the Archivist falls to panic, and Michael provides him an escape route— or Jon succumbs to the sweet song of vengeful bloodlust, and tears the Stranger’s impostor to shreds.

     

    (The new Archivist isn't what Michael had expected.)

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    Micheal wakes up part of the spiral, and remembers two things, it hates the archivist and likes a person named Gerry keay.

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    After Jon quit the eye, he knew he had a person(?) to turn to.

    In which Jon and Michael re-learn domesticity

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    Jon gets kidnapped by the circus. The Avatars miss their daily dose of cute animal interaction. A rescue is staged and drama insues.

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    In which Jonathan Sims is not from the UK but instead, if you took his origins and turned them sideways twice then flipped them over, he technically would be from the US, the town of Night Vale specifically.
    Elias can’t do shit about it and gets a headache and slowly creeping madness instead.

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    Jons pets hear of the stabby crime Michael has committed and decide to avenge their master. Jon is very confused when the Distortion comes whining at him. Apparently the cats have been messing with its doors.

    Alas, Jons reluctant friends list continues to grow.

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    jon learns valuable lore about avatars after emerging from the buried.

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    Jon gets kidnapped. Jon gets bored. And Jon makes very unlikely friends because of it.

    Aka: Pen and Paper saves the day (world) and Jon finally gets to have a band.

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    There is something Other within Micheal's corridors.

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    Michael loves playing with the Archivist and so after Not-Sasha is taken care of it reveals that it has Sasha stashed away "savely" in its halls. All Jon has to do to get her out is go through the yellow door.

    His reception when he gets back is not what he thought it would be.

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    “You truly are a much better Archivist than the last one,” said a voice that was entirely wrong. Jon sighed and absently scratched at his hand.

     

    “I don’t have the time for this, Michael.” He very much hoped that his voice wasn’t shaking, but he couldn’t quite hear it over the static.

     

    “Time isn’t real,” the thing droned.

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    Okay, so I am aware that at the end of A Distorted Portrait of Gerry Keay I said that he had passed into the End without problem but now I'm taking that back. Deal with it. This is an AU of an AU.

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