16 Works in Mettaton (Undertale) Being an Asshole

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    You've taken a job as a bartender at a MTT-Brand hotel. Mettaton stops by the bar one evening with a suggestive drink request and leaves behind his phone number. You meet again in private, and learn the intimate details of his personality. He's captivating, charismatic...
    Dominant, mostly. Just not in bed.

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    "Are we there yet? Where exactly are you taking me?"

    "you'll see."

    "Can you at least stop covering my eyes? I don't like not being able to see!"

    "nope. sorry buddy, gotta keep this a surprise."

    "You know, I'm trusting this whole thing less and less by the second."

    "...but you trust me, don't you?"

    "Yeah... Yeah, I guess I do."

    "then there's nothing for you to be afraid of."

     

    In which the author sucks at descriptions so you get this random lil piece of dialogue that hopefully makes you curious enough to want to give the story a read. Also, uh, first story published on the Archive so there's that. Hopefully it does not sucketh.

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    Just a short little story for the adorable @aerishikari on her birthday! Hopefully you enjoy it!

    It is another passing birthday for our favourite lizard, and she is beginning to feel the effects of her failures in the lab. However, when the strong and powerful Captain of the Guards visits, nothing would remain the same…

    Certainly not her fanfiction account.

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    Things were good.

    Well.

    Objectively speaking.

     

     

    Or: Alphys and Mettaton have a lot of unresolved issues about how they treated each other in the Underground. They decide to talk it out.

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    Alphys is a magic drinking vampire. She made a couple mistakes, resulting in a couple of deaths. Undyne hunts down Alphys not knowing she is the killer.

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    The Void. The void is where you come from. Your true family is gone when Dr. W.D.Gaster takes them from you. You now live on a dangerous quest to survive the underground, and all of its terrors. You have your brother, Hyphen, with you, but something new happens after countless RESETs that leaves you unknowing of what to do.

    Will you two be okay? Will you be able to live through life in hiding, just like Underground? Or will you two come out of your holes and be one with society? Maybe you could even find yourself to care for the blue-hoodie, punning skeleton that decided to greet you both one day?
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    You are a skeleton with yellow magic. You have a little bro who you have protected for years. You have survived the resets and once again you are on the surface by a 'pacifist' ending. Though you have hidden away with your bro from any monster. Nobody knows you're here. Nobodys knows you're alive. But you think it's time to come out of hiding once Frisks confirms there will be no more resets to Sans. You don't trust them. You don't think you ever will.

    Until a certain blue skeleton starts bumping into your life, once he finds out you're actually alive.

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    The barrier has just been broken, and Blaze the Great didn't care. She didn't care about anything. She was a lion tamer for the most famous circus. One day, a new act comes, but what happens if she were part of the new act?

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    The Underground is seeing times of peace, prosperity, happiness, and of course, glamour; best of all, Papyrus' favorite show is on television twenty-four hours a day! It seems that trusted royal agent's fierce loyalty to Mettaton could never be dissuaded until Papyrus realizes the shining star of the Underground absolutely has his share of faults. "No one is so brave that he is not disturbed by something unexpected".

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    Mettaton was once a famous performer that everyone adored. He was once an incredible machine, a technological advancement ahead of his time. He started as an incorporeal ghost, but then was given a futuristic robotic body with an appearance beyond his wildest dreams. But with technology so new, so advanced, there was the inevitable reality that something would go wrong. And it did. He went insane, and has now become one of the most dangerous mob bosses in Ebott City. All the other mobs want him dead. And two monster mobs are working together to hunt him down until he is.

    However, that’s not the only problem he’s faced with. He currently owes a powerful human mobster a debt. And it’s a debt he can’t afford.

    But he won't go down without a fight and without some clever leverage. And that leverage? It comes in the form of a charming young sniper.

     

    Part one of "Mettaton's Misfits- A Mobtale Trilogy"

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    It is remarkable, the spell they cast on others. Directing his camera to slowly pan across the small sea of faces around him, Mettaton notices the way their eyes do the same; the manner in which they ensure their message is heard. That everyone within earshot feels that their words are for them, and them alone.

    A born actor.

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    Mettaton acts all sassy as per usual, but Resetti isn't going to put up with Mettaton's attitude.

    Resetti soon learns not to try ruining Mettaton's news broadcast, but Alphys isn't pleased either with Mettaton's actions.

     

     

    I completely went crazy writing this fanfi

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    This story will be all about lil innocent Blueberry and Fell, realizing they both have feelings for each other. Though a little encounter with Fell's old "love interest" made Blueberry go overprotective and insane. He just wants to keep Fell for himself and avoid, even kill anyone who gets in his way.

    The two will go far and stay strong for each other, but their enemies will stand in their way. Well, what will happen in the future? Read and find out in my lil story with the "Yandere Blueberry"~

     

    [updated better summary]
    Chapters can fall short, but I'm planning for a lot of chapters :3
    Thank you for all the love for this fanfiction over the time I have written it.

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    You've known each other for just under a year, and now he thinks he can tell you what kind of panties to wear. This should be interesting.

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    Sans adapts to the surface world, along with his imposing visions and newfound addictions. But with a new job and lingering hostility towards monsters, how much longer will his sanity last?

    Completed!

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    [Based on an idea I got from tumblr user everyonecallsmeburgerpants ---> http://everyonecallsmeburgerpants.tumblr.com/post/134716710550 ]

    Mettaton made Burgerpants cry, and doesn't know how to say he's sorry.

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    Highschool sucks a lot of ass.

    For Papyrus and Mettaton, it sucks for different reasons. For one, you're a socially repressed child star, and for the other, you're too damn nice to notice when the other wants to ruin your life.

    Or project his issues on to you. That too.

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