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    Basically Dean's smart, Angel's are apologetic and Castiel seriously can't deal with Dean's dead sibling bullshit right now and please Dean I'm trying to run heaven here can you just go I don't know...find something to take up your time, like organizing America's hunters and creating a secret society to support them all?

    Set after the Apocalypse, Dean struggles to find himself after the death of his brother, desperate he becomes quickly suicidal. Cas doesn't have the time to fix everything, even infinity can only spread so far, for now Dean is on his own. But not before Cas gives Dean an activity to keep himself occupied.

    *Trigger Warnings, Depictions of suicide through guns, strong themes of depression and extensive talks on drug abuse.* I will label every chapter with Trigger Warnings before hands.

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    The title says it all. Every Sunday, we choose a random character from Supernatural and let our keyboard auto complete a sentence. This sentence, no matter how weird or absurd it sounds, is used as a prompt we independently write a oneshot of. There are no restrictions when it comes to length, plot, characters or ships, so some of these might as well turn out as total crack fics.
    #noregrets!

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    The angels have fallen, Amriel along with them. How is the angel of May supposed to adapt to life on Earth after spending an eternity in Heaven? She struggles to get the hang of her new surroundings and follows a path that ultimately leads her to what she's needed to find all along; solace in another fallen angel.

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    tragic backstories and height differences

    what happens when Benny's vampire daughter falls for Sam Winchester?

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    Completing the Trials of Hell didn't stop with curing a demon. When Metatron stole Castiel's Grace and completed the spell to eject the angels, he was counting on Dean Codependency Winchester to stop his brother from closing Hell. Too bad for him that he underestimated Sam's strength and resolve. Now Heaven's newest Archangel has a huge mess to clean up thanks to a power-mad Scribe of God, and he's learning on the job. Good thing he has an angel-turned-human best friend to help him get it right and save Heaven and Earth.

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    After Castiel rescued Dean from Perdition and the events of Season 4 occurred, he is back in Heaven preparing reluctantly for the Apocalypse. Dean still does not know who or what the being is that raised him out of Hell, and Castiel wants so badly to tell him and to help avert the end of the world. But when the angel tries to get back down to Earth, something happens to his Grace courtesy of a crappy deal and a magic spell….

    (And if that explanation is at all reminiscent of Disney's The Little Mermaid that is what I was going for.)

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    He greeted Death like an old friend, or should I say, a current lover who prefers the name Dean.

    Castiel meets the embodiment of Death after killing his wife. And then again after killing someone else. And again. And again. They become closer with each passing visit, but there's consequences for loving Death. Literally.

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    Metatron's annual Christmas parties are the stuff of legends. As in, no one has ever been able to stop Gabriel bitching about how terrible they are. This year, Gabriel decides to ask one of the Winchesters to go as his date. Guess which one. Castiel has a similar idea, but things don't go as planned. Meanwhile, Sam, Dean, and Charlie discover the true meaning of Christmas. Spoiler: it's shopping, and a lot of booze.

    I wrote this as part of the Gabriel Monthly Challenge and spnfanficpond's Weekly Episode Writing Challenge on tumblr, the Supernatural Amino's Holiday Prompt List, and their Hunters Writing Club. Basically, a whole bunch of Christmassy prompts. I'm a busy women, so I'm smushing every single prompt into one big fic and I'll be posting it until Christmas.

    Enjoy! And Happy Holidays!

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    When Fates steps in, friends and allies can be found in the unlikeliest of places.

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    Castiel, Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer must figure out how to readjust to their world after spending so long a time as humans.

    (shitty summary is shitty)

    ((temporary hiatus))

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    An even trade, Sam verified. Gadreel for Cas, and Metatron was an entity of his word. The problem is, one angel was beaten half to death, and the other hadn't been touched... not exactly a fair exchange, after all. But Metatron knows one easy way of fixing that. And it doesn't bode well for Cas. Alternate ending for 9x18, with extra whump because more whump is never wrong.

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    When someone heard the name 'Gabriel', they might think of the Archangel. Fortunately, they'd be right. Ask a member of an old secret society, though, and they'd remember the name 'Gabriel Alexander Moran', an incredibly dangerous fighter and intelligent man.

    Now, Gabriel the Archangel, wounded from both his idiot brother's prize fight and a fall from burned wings, wanders back to the second best place he ever called 'home'.

    The Men of Letters Bunker.

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    Gabriel spent four months in Metatron's captivity before he escaped and made his way to Lawerence, Kansas, home of the infallible Winchester brothers and their favorite feathered friend, Castiel. Whether it's out of pity or the hope of him providing assistance, he doesn't know, but they take him in.

    What followed was an epic tale of angels (sometimes even archangels), monsters, and love.
    (Although that last one took a long time to happen.)

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    (Title sounds like porn but it's not - at least not yet. IDK.)
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    Dean's dad sent him and Sam off to summer camp for a while with no prior notice. Dean is lodged in a two-bed cabin with this heartthrob of a boy. Damn his luck that this Castiel character was his type.
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    Castiel's father decided he would likely function better if he could get Lucifer and Gabriel out of his hair for the summer, and Castiel finds his reasoning perfectly logical, but he doesn't understand why his father sent him with, or why this green-eyed cabinmate of his is /so/ intriguing.
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    (Anyone who recognized where I got the Chapter and overall fic titles, I salute you)
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    *FIC TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS*

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    Dean scowled at himself in the bathroom mirror and resisted the urge to throw the phone he’d kept with him against the wall. He was an angel. A warrior of God and now he was reduced to living as a human. An Omega human male.

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    You meet your soulmate when the counter on your wrist runs out. That’s how it’s always been. So Dean’s got a long wait ahead of him. That’s better than Sam, who has nothing; no one. But a looming Apocalypse is starting to shake things up...

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    In 1482, In a world run by angels, humans live as second class citizens forced to live on streets, live lives as slaves to angels or sell themselves as Crowley's whores.

    When Castiel Novak is hired to be captain of the guard, meets a young prostitute named Dean on the streets of the city. He finds himself more and more drawn to the charming human, who wants nothing more than to find his missing brother, they find themselves growing closer with every encounter.

    As the world around them seems only to worsen with the threat of Genocide and war, they realize more and more that their paths in life only seem to lead to each other.

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    All Bobby knows for certain is that his boy is grieving, and grieving hard. He's coming unglued in true Dean Winchester fashion--guilt, anger, denial of said guilt/anger, half a fifth of something strong before bed, Sam gets a broken nose, shattered lamps and holes in motel room walls. He needs someone to tell him there's hope when he doesn't have any. He needs his family, and Cas is an important part of that.
    He was, anyway.
    Bobby means to put a boot in that angel's holy ass when they catch up to him.
    If they catch up to him.

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    In the aftermath of Cas' 're-education' at the hands of Naomi, he finds that maybe he hasn't broken her ties after all when he started having visions. Can Sam and Dean help him before it's too late, and is Naomi the only threat they have to fear? Cas Whump (and also H/C) Season 8 AU. A deeper look into what Castiel went through during "Goodbye Stranger" and after. NO SLASH

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    Enriching and delving deeper into Cas/Dean moments: What went on in Dean's head. Season 7 and 8 with some flashbacks from previous seasons.

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