15 Works in Mesopotamian RPF

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    It should have been way longer and better... but RL has a way of turning EVERYTHING upside down.

    I should probably write a hymn to the Goddess.

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    Enheduanna, priestess in exile, receives a sign from her goddess.

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    Ea-nasir likes making people mad. He is very good at it. Good enough to be remembered for quite some time.

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    On her way to exile, Enheduanna prays.

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    5
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    The ancient Cuneiform complaint tablet to Ea-Nasir has spawned multiple fanfics. Let me be the first to write a Good Omens crossover.

    This is, technically, only my second fanfic, if you count "The Lord of the Rings: My Way", which I wrote on a sticky note pad when I was in kindergarten.

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    In 2019, archaeologists discovered four tablets from ancient Ur that are considered to be the oldest known written reviews of a merchant. It is believed that the merchant in question is the same one mentioned in the oldest known written complaint (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir).

    These are their translations in English.

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    People never change.

    Ea-nasir: Mesopotamia's worst customer service since the reign of Rim-Sin.

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    5
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    After continued correspondence fails to resolve his customer service complaint, Nanni decides to take a more direct approach.

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    Tell Nanni: Ea-Nasir sends the following message:

     

    You owe more to me than one trifling mina of silver.

     

    The world's first known customer service complaint turns into a different sort of first.

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    Ea-Nasir's business has kept the scribes of Ur in meat and drink these ten years.

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    Five undiscovered texts pertaining to the life of Ea-Nasir.

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    A weary messenger waits; his master makes a plan.

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    2
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    3
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    "You cannot send a tablet saying 'Ea-nasir is a jackal's bastard' repeated twenty times."

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    27
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    Pu-abi has little time left, and knows she must save the city of Ur from the troubles that will follow her death.

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    42
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    3
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