17 Works in Mesopotamian RPF

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    Enheduanna, High Priestess of the goddess Inanna, goes on a journey to the temples of her lands.

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    “Nile, what’s a Karen?”

    “Oh, um . . . that’s like when an entitled racist white woman shows up five minutes before closing, asks to see the manager over an expired Target coupon, and tries to get some underpaid teenage cashier fired.”

    “Oh. I wrote someone a letter of complaint once. It’s in the British Museum.”

    “. . . Wait, you wrote a complaint to Ea-Nasir?

    “Oh god, was I a Karen?”

    “No, he had it coming.”

    “I burned down his house.”

    “. . . Okay, so you do have the ‘can I speak to your manager’ haircut…”


    I needed to find a way to top “Yusuf brought pasta to Italy”, so here I offer you “Andy burned down copper scammer Ea-Nasir's house.”
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    It should have been way longer and better... but RL has a way of turning EVERYTHING upside down.

    I should probably write a hymn to the Goddess.

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    9
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    Enheduanna, priestess in exile, receives a sign from her goddess.

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    6
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    13
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    1
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    Ea-nasir likes making people mad. He is very good at it. Good enough to be remembered for quite some time.

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    On her way to exile, Enheduanna prays.

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    13
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    19
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    5
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    132
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    The ancient Cuneiform complaint tablet to Ea-Nasir has spawned multiple fanfics. Let me be the first to write a Good Omens crossover.

    This is, technically, only my second fanfic, if you count "The Lord of the Rings: My Way", which I wrote on a sticky note pad when I was in kindergarten.

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    21
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    In 2019, archaeologists discovered four tablets from ancient Ur that are considered to be the oldest known written reviews of a merchant. It is believed that the merchant in question is the same one mentioned in the oldest known written complaint (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir).

    These are their translations in English.

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    People never change.

    Ea-nasir: Mesopotamia's worst customer service since the reign of Rim-Sin.

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    8
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    149
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    After continued correspondence fails to resolve his customer service complaint, Nanni decides to take a more direct approach.

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    38
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    482
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    41
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    Tell Nanni: Ea-Nasir sends the following message:

     

    You owe more to me than one trifling mina of silver.

     

    The world's first known customer service complaint turns into a different sort of first.

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    Ea-Nasir's business has kept the scribes of Ur in meat and drink these ten years.

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    Five undiscovered texts pertaining to the life of Ea-Nasir.

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    A weary messenger waits; his master makes a plan.

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    3
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    558
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    "You cannot send a tablet saying 'Ea-nasir is a jackal's bastard' repeated twenty times."

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    186
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    1/1
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    1
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    20
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    423
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    37
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    Pu-abi has little time left, and knows she must save the city of Ur from the troubles that will follow her death.

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    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1062

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