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• The Order of the Phoenix and Holy Fuck People! Voldemort Might Not Have a Nose but Y'all Have Eyes Would You Please Fucking Use Them?! by alwayslily22, Des98

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  30 May 2018

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson/Millicent Bullstrode
  • Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
  • Ron Weasley/Victor Krum
  • Severus Snape/OC
  • Minerva McGonagall/the entire concept of being a badass
  • Dumbledore/misfortune and stupidity
  • Narcissa Malfoy/OFC
  • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
  • Kreacher/His frying pan and dursley torture
  • Fleur Delecour/OFC/Bill Weasley
  • Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory
  • Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Ron Weasley
  • Hermione Granger
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Viktor Krum
  • Fleur Delecour
  • Cedric Diggory
  • Cho Chang
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Severus Snape
  • Susan Bones
  • Hannah Abbott
  • Sirius Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • Kreacher - Character
  • Dobby
  • Narcissa Malfoy
  • The Grangers
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Albus Dumbledoofus
  • Voldemort/Snifflemort
  • Sarah the awesome therapist
  • Literally everyone in the Harry Potter world plus the OC's we've come to love is here
  • and I'm sick of typing tags
  • so here we go - Character
  • Order of the Pheonix
  • AU
  • All of our animal friends
  • Badass Pansy Parkinson
  • supportive hogwarts environment
  • Harry has a family and friends who love him
  • slytherins are cool
  • WE GONNA TORTURE A TOAD BITCH
  • The Ministry are a bunch of idiots
  • Abusive Dursleys
  • aftermath of abuse
  • Awesome Kreacher
  • who is like a small bald wrinkly rapunzel with his frying pan
  • Polyamory
  • and open relationships
  • and honestly let's have some fun
  • when you use archaic torture methods bad things happen to you
  • I'm looking at you
  • you stupid pink toad
  • SUFFER BITCH SUFFER
  • Mermaids and unicorns and centaurs oh my!
  • Dragons
  • lily the dragon - Freeform
  • mama horntail
  • nagini is cool now because she isn't having her head fucked with by a horcrux
  • and picture her talking like beyonce in bootylicious
  • because it's very amusing honestly
  • wormtail is regretting everything he has ever done that has led him to this point
  • FUDGE IS FUUUUUCKED
  • nobody we care about dies in this AU
  • because honestly i'm not a monster
  • I MEAN SERIOUSLY JK WHAT WAS THE ACTUAL FUCKING POINT OF KILLING CEDRIC YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER
  • AND KILLING ONE TWIN?!!!!!!
  • LIKE WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!!!!!!!!
  • AND HEDWIG???!!!!!!
  • WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO TO YOU?!
  • I'M NOT GONNA KILL HER
  • OR SIRIUS OR FRED OR SNAPE
  • BUT YOU JUST GO ASSHOLE TO DEAD HERO LIKE WHO DOES THAT
  • anyway
  • GONNA KILL DUMBLEDORE EVENTUALLY
  • but like
  • WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT OLD GOAT-FUCKER ANYWAY
  • AND YES I KNOW THAT IT IS TECHNICALLY HIS BROTHER WHO FUCKS GOATS
  • DUDE'S GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM TO BE SUCH A DOOFUS
  • AND A GOAT-BORNE DISEASE WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT
  • ANYWAY I'M GETTING OFF TRACK ENJOY THE STORY
  • Imwithkreacher

  Summary

  AU of book five. Let's have some fun! *rubs hands together like a cartoon villain while wondering how Umbitch's head would look mounted on my wall* Created with the help of the lovely @alwayslily22.

  Series

  • Part 4 of The much better, Dursley's can fuck off, Slytherins are people too AU

  Language:

  English

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