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    Just some light - hearted moments between the idiots of Camelot that we all deserve and the show didn't show us!

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    In a world where Vday happened and Eggsy's mum and stepfather were one of the lives lost because of it. He meets Harry and Merlin a different way.

    After applying for a job to be a dog-sitter/housekeeper for two older gentlemen. Eggsy goes for the interview and he's sure he won't get it as he has to bring his sister with him. But when he gets offered the job, he is pleasantly surprised and accepts.

    What he doesn't expect is Harry and Merlin to fall in love with Daisy and slowly fall in love with him.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    HOT KNIGHT: Percy, what does BFG mean?
    BFG: Big Friendly Giant, what else?
    ARTHUR: that’s accurate
    BFG: Merlin makes me give him piggyback rides
    ARTHUR: I’m sure he does
    HOT KNIGHT: it could stand for Big Fat Goat
    ARTHUR: or Ballistic Food Gangs
    BFG: OR BIG FRIENDLY GIANT >:(

    Welcome, welcome. This is the point in your day when you stumble across my book and question your life choices... Enjoy!

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    3/?
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    21
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    67
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    5
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    644
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    Morgana le Fay emerges from her millennia long stay in the Crystal Caves courtesy of Merlin to make an impact on the world, both Wizarding and Mundane, starting with the life of one young Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived.

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    English
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    43,069
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    256
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    81
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    Merlin has sleeping troubles, nightmares that plague his sleep. Gaius’ medicine can’t always do the trick, so that’s when Mordred steps in.

    Arthur is struggling himself to make his own decisions as king. He hadn’t always agreed with everything his father had done, so how could he make choices of his own without letting his people or himself down?

    *Takes place during the time Mordred gets knighted

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    Chapters:
    9/20
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    33
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    96
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    16
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    1293
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    After Merlin's father becomes sick of him halfway through the school year, he sends him to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere.

    Pine Hill is practically ruled by its star football players and captain of the football team, Arthur Pendragon. He's that tall, strong, well-built, handsome jock that all the girls- and even guys, swoons over. He's the teacher's pet in most classes but every student's nightmare- well, unless you're popular that is.

    Merlin soon learns the ropes of his new school but when he starts a feud with the most powerful student at Pine Hill, will he be able to survive or will he be pulled down too far under?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
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    60
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    11
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    Bo Unwin doesn't have a father.
    Well, she does. She's just never met him.
    All she knows is that her dad Eggsy met a man named Harry in the deserts of Morocco and they fell in love.
    But also that Eggsy couldn't stay with Harry, Cause Harry was a very important person. He didn't have time for a kid.
    So, Bo decides she wants to meet this mysterious man. But upon arriving there, she makes a startling discovery: The man she's looking for is Lord Harry Hart, a member of the British upper class, who is running for political office.

    And had no idea she even existed.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    45
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    A collection of shorts for the Kinktober 2018 challenge. Main prompt is the 'title'.

    This is probably going to take me a bit into November to finish, but I will have all 31 done.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    22/31
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    28
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    55
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    3
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    Inktober 2018 día 5:

    Arthur y Merlín pasan la tarde en el sofá mientras esperan por su Chicken Tikka Massala.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    "Keeper," he greeted with a nod of his head.

    "Trollhunter," she greeted in response, bowing.

    "I do not carry that honor."

    For a moment, she did not move. "You are Draal, son of Kanjigar, correct?"

    "I am."

    Thoughts raced through her head. "If you are not the Trollhunter, why are you here, and he is not?"

    "Our Trollhunter, a human by the name of Jim Lake, has gone into the Darklands to face Gunmar. His trainer never told him about the Keepers. We were hoping…" He trailed off, seeming to think on his next words. "We were hoping you might be able to help us bring him back, if he still lives."

    Exhaustion sank into her along with his words. "Well fuck."

    ***
    Started this after season One, but I am working things from the following seasons, as well as some of the book stuff, into this. I feel there was not nearly a strong enough magical presence in this series. Had to fix it~

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    I seriously do not know why I wrote this. No, seriously I don't. Other than to think that I really needed an outlet for my rather sick twisted sense of humor and wondering just what would happen if a female Shirou (Who is named Yui in this work) got stuck in the Sekirei game after winning the Grail War. This is the result of that. So, this is set after the Grail War but about eight or so years before the game begins.

    Minaka in all his depravity was actually a pretty inventive Magus who wondered if it was possible to create demi Servants. While his human subjects failed his small group of Sekirei subjects lived. Now eight Sekirei are wondering around with the memories of there times as heroes. Yui, with her rather bad luck, decides to move into arguably the worst place to be at the time and runs into a familiar face. Now just how will she handle this?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    After almost five decades, Merlin retires his position as head Quartermaster of Kingsman.
    Kicking it off with a vacation given to him by Eggsy, Merlin settles into civilian life.
    A drunken night with Harry turns into them signing up for something unexpected.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    45
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    Merlin is tired of the centuries in between reincarnations in which he's so alone, so he stops looking for Arthur, making a life for himself. And yet Arthur comes back into his life, and even without his memories Prince Arthur is playing for keeps.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    8
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    268
    Bookmarks:
    60
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    What it says on the tin. Eggsy takes his training seriously, and when Merlin says to get close and biblical with the lady, that's exactly what he does.

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    793
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    1
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    “You looking to get to the island then?” The stranger asked, Eggsy watching as he cleaned his hands on an already dirty rag before tossing it to the side. “Last ferry left half an hour ago. Won't be another one til Monday.”

    “Shit.” Eggsy groaned. “Any chance you know a place someone that missed their boat could crash for a weekend?”

    “I can do you one better, kid,” Bill said as he stepped forward and held his hand out to Eggsy. “I can get you to the island myself, seeing as I'm headed that way just about now.”

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    27
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    This work was cowritten with hartwin-trashheap on Tumblr! We haven't spoken for a while but I just wanted to finish it. Miss working with her <3

    Harry Hart is not compatible with small children.

    Until he gets saddled with babysitting a Miss Daisy Unwin for two weeks.

    Children are harmless, right?

    Where Harry is a clueless parent, Eggsy is the best brother, Merlin can't stop laughing and the Kingsman knights have unceremoniously adopted a small blonde three year-old.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    67
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    11
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    自從哈利知道蘿西是名支配者並喜歡被稱呼為夫人時,他無法停止想像她,那,會是什麼模樣。他在絕對地最糟糕的時間點裡有著最糟糕的想法。而且他也沒辦法停下稱呼他為夫人。面臨這種情況,他認為不管什麼時候只要聽見她的腳步聲,立刻躲進自己辦公桌底下是最好的辦法。
    蘿西有點擔心她的老闆是小中風還怎麼了,他居然就那麼在他們倆的談話中恍神了。

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    中文
    Words:
    499
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    pre-Merthur fluff:)
    Merlin wakes up to Arthur in his bed. Excuses and teasing abound!

    Language:
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    Words:
    703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    78
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    8
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    Back to the desolate and dingy pub but this time Morgana is determined to change something about everyone's favourite sorcerer.

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    English
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    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    21
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    3
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    232
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    Merlin, Gwen, Arthur, and Morgana go to a gay strip club, and they found out a few new things about Merlin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1391

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