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    When Merlin and Arthur visit the mysterious diamond planet Midnight, the worst thing that either of them expected was a boring day at the spa or an overly long road trip. Instead, they find themselves caught up in a series of disasters with the Doctor and Donna Noble, two time travellers whose presence sets Merlin on edge. Confronted with some of their worst fears, Merlin and Arthur must each work to save the planet from the dark creatures that threaten it, and ultimately discover what truly lurks beneath the brilliant surface of Midnight.

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    Arthur dies.

    Camelot burns.

    And yet, despite it all, Merlin survives.
    He persists, long after his friends have perished, experiences the rise and fall of empires, watches man walk on the moon- but Sherlock Holmes?

    Meeting him may cost Merlin everything (Including, predictably, his sanity).

    Or: Merlin decides to move to inner city 20th Century London to pull his life back together. Instead, he meets John Watson and Sherlock Holmes and- well let's just say his life gets a lot more interesting then he had planned on.

     

    [The mature rating is mostly for some more heavy handed crime scene and murder descriptions, as well as some focus on mental health. Don't worry though! We add warnings in the start-of-chapter notes, and mark parts to skip.

    It isn't nearly as serious as the tags suggest, we promise there’s loads of fun stuff in here too to balance out the angst (like ample sass and sarcasm; this is a Sherlock Merlin crossover, after all)]

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    " then I met you, and I
    realized the universe had
    orchestrated my whole life
    just to bring us together. "

    — j. střelou

    In which Merlin is a sarcastic little shit being dragged through her destiny, and Arthur is not so oblivious to her schemes and antics.

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    Gwaine's sister can't quite believe that Gwaine has a long term lover. (He doesn't, but it's not like he's going to tell her that). Good thing she doesn't have to find him a date to their mother's wedding, then.

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    In a land of myths and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy. His name... Merlin

    When living in the village where he grew up becomes too dangerous, Merlin gets sent to Camelot instead to live with the court physician Gaius. When he suddenly (and rather unwillingly) gets the job of being Prince Arthur's manservant, he needs to learn the politics and intrigues at the court while hiding his magic from almost everyone around him

    He's not the only one who has things to hide as the Lady Morgana begins to receive powerful visions of several dangers threatening the kingdom and those she cares about and trying to prevent them is easier said than done with magic being outlawed. Come and see how the most extraordinary relationship in the Wizarding world came to be and find the answers to different questions

    Will Arthur ever learn not to be a clotpole? Who is behind the attacks on Camelot? Who has prevented several attacks?

    And who did Merlin, Morgana and all the others forget in the future?

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    Hunith sends Merlin to Camelot when he is very young to protect him from an invasion what she does not expect is for him to stay and grow up as an unofficial friend of the prince

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    Arthur, Gwaine and Merlin are captured by bandits. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on whose side you're own, Merlin is damn good with a sword. Arthur realises that maybe he's not exactly straight. Implied Merthur. Gwaine's fabulous. Crack mostly. And an appropriate amount of Guinevere- worship.

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    The title says it all. A bunch of one shots of ridiculous Merlin excuses we didn’t get to see.

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    He’s glaring down at the now knee-high Samoyed pup, who was not done growing according to his housemate.

    “I told you, that was the last time,” he hisses.

    Aithusa sits and looks at him with her big wide sad eyes.
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    Arthur wants nothing to do with Merlin's puppy. Really, he doesn't.

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    Merlin and Arthur got married ten years ago but they stopped talking a year ago, neither of them know why -- cue a lot of angst, Merlin being reckless and worried Arthur.

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    Harry comes home.

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    Hogwarts seems to be the breeding grounds of trouble. If something's wrong there, there's definitely a storm brewing.

    Or: Merlin and Arthur become professors at Hogwarts to keep an eye on things. A story in three arcs or something.

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    Book 1 of Everlast, A BBC Merlin Fanfic
    No one can know their destiny.
    Not even those destined to protect the fates of others.
    Merlin's arrival in Camelot sets off a chain of events that sets him down the path to becoming the Greatest Sorcerer to Ever Walk the Earth and to aid Arthur Pendragon in becoming the Once and Future King.
    But he can't do it alone.
    Emrys is destined to ensure Arthur becomes the Ruler of Albion. But it's Nimieria who is destined to ensure that he succeeds.
    There will be no Albion without Arthur. Arthur will fail without Merlin. But Merlin will fail without Rylee.
    Destiny is trifling, but it is so much better when you have someone who loves you to help you fight the powers of destiny.

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    Merlin has been acting a little strange. She has been going away at random times of the day and comes back moments later. What would happen when Arthur, Gwen, Lancelot, and Morgana are taken to a world full of magic?

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    And yet, Arthur felt frozen, as if he could do little else but gulp, pretend to not notice the way Merlin redirected his hungry eyes to his bobbing Adam's apple and stare with wide eyes, anticipating Merlin's next move.

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    Merlin tease's Arthur a little and um yeah that's about it :D

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    There are magic reveals, A narrator whose only job seems to be sarcasm, and a plot that keeps Lance alive. That's what ya'll really want, right?

    Started out as a one shot but I couldn’t help myself… it turned into a fix-it.
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    Gwaine found himself in very unique situations whenever near to Merlin.

    (Yes. Seeing Merlin drag dead people into their graves is a unique situation.)

    -—-

    "Uh?" Lancelot said. He directed to continue.

    "This isn't.." Merlin gestured with a hand to the body on the floor. 

    He'd been dragging it. It was exactly what it looked like.

    -—-

    I am trying my best to stay on track with what actually happens in Merlin. However, there are *huge* empty spaces in-between seasons and episodes that I cannot, as a singular human, fill properly. Expect divergence from the canonical plot, including and not limited to Lancelot being alive (because I started writing without watching Merlin for a while and—hoo boy, the death of Lancelot is earlier than I thought).

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    Mummy Holmes had summoned everyone home to meet with their respective partners. What follows next is pure chaos!

     

    Be warned, I have not watched the James Bond movies for a while so the character will probably be very OOC. Sorry about that!

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    Just smut with no plot and arthur being hopelessly gay for merlin

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    Just some light - hearted moments between the idiots of Camelot that we all deserve and the show didn't show us!

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    Merlin thought his life was worthless; Nobles thought his life was worth less; There was a King, however, who new it was worth so much more.

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    Merlin means the world to Arthur. He's going to make Merlin realise that. But when has it ever been that simple between the two of them?

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    Welcome to the life of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon. Pining ensues (along with kidnapping, homosexuality and a wedding)

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