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    There was always someone trying to hack into something they shouldn't. Half the time, it was Merlin's own staff, competing against each other. Rather than keeping a constant personal guard, Merlin set up a personal alert whenever someone tried.
    The remote controlled arm was new (and oh, but the R&D department was going to have fun with it later), but nothing beyond Merlin's skill to handle.

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    Harry missed something again. This time it could cost Eggsy his life.

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    Merlin is put in the stocks yet again, but he doesn't mind. Come nightfall, he'll get more than enough compensation for the rotting fruit they throw at him in the daylight.

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    The one where the Knights and Merlin are all children and decide they want to eat a lot of candy.

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    Fem! Merlin's adventures in Camelot mostly involving Prince Arthur and the Knights. Series of One-Shots.

     

    Rating is for swearing, fight scenes, and later on smut.

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    Harry Hart is about to marry his young lover Eggsy Unwin and his best friend Merlin will not let him leave bachelor life without a damn good send off.
    The following, is the aftermath of what a Scotsman considers a damn good send off

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    "How can you not know who the father is?" Gwen finally managed to say.
    "Because I maybe kinda sorta slept with three guys two months ago." Merlin cringed at his words.
    "Maybe kinda sorta?" Gwen raised her brow.
    "Merlin you slut." Morgana teased with a smirk.

    Merlin is 22 and doing his Masters degree at uni. After three drunken nights and sex with three men he ends up pregnant. The only question left to ask who is the father?

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    Draco should really know better by now not to read strange incantations he finds written on things in the House of Black. This time Ron gets to come too and Harry has the hiccoughs.

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    [Originally published on ff.net on June 18, 2012.]

    Gwen is cursed to go through history while retaining all of her memories. Kind of a general story told from Gwen's POV, cause she needs more love in this fandom.

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    Arthur is a partner of the law firm Pendragon Family at which Merlin is interning.
    Merlin, demonstrating how efficient he is gets offered a job as Arthur's Personal Assistant.
    The only way that they seem to stand each others company is when they are away from prying eyes, especially those of Arthur's stepsister Morgana.

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    Merlin has been landed with an assistant. Chloe, Code named Morgana and the first to take the title. Her job? Social Network Espionage, monitoring trends and providing disinformation on Social Media to cover up various Kingsman operations.

    She's skilled, capable, and dedicated.

    Only problem is Merlin can't stand her.

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    Prelude to 'Family Man'. If you don't want this story to be spoiled, don't read that.

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    To the men and women of Kingsman, Merlin is a stoic, omniscient, omnipresent tower of strength.

    But one woman knew him very differently.

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    After a steamy night, Harry and Eggsy notice their work iPads are gone.

    The ones they used to film their sex tape.

    (written from a prompt meme off tumblr!)

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    Merlin was only a boy when he moved to Camelot- there he met another boy, and the two had hit it off splendidly. They shared stories, went on adventures in the village, and always talked about moving away and exploring Albion.

    When Merlin moves back home to care for his mother, he can't bring himself to leave Ealdor.
    After Hunith's death, Merlin goes back to Camelot to find his childhood friend, only to find him replaced by a snobbish prat of a prince- one with no memory of their friendship either.

    Will Merlin be able to handle another loss in his life?
    Or will he be willing to fight for this one?

    ~

    Check me out on Wattpad for more stories of this caliber! (Same username)

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    ""RUN MERLIN!" Gwaine shouted with a loud laugh as the servant ran away and into the village center as Arthur charged after him.
    Gwaine smirked from his position on the floor and nodded at the other knights. "Who wants to bet they have a furious make out session?"
    "Gwaine what the hell is wrong with yo-"
    "I bet 20." Lancelot interrupted with a laugh."

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    Merlin and Arthur butt heads as soon as they meet, but when Merlin is hired by Uther as Arthur's personal assistant, things quickly spiral out of control.

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    “You’re an idiot.” The man said simply, looking at the people who were gathering around them with a growing blush on his cheeks, “You should probably stop there.”
    “Stop what?” Merlin pursed his lips, “Putting you in your place? I don’t know, it seems like not many people haven’t done it before.”
    The man opened his mouth to reply, crossing his arms, but someone touched his arm and drew his attention to them. It was a young woman, probably his date, with long blonde hair and a tight mouth.
    “Arthur,” She said, “Morgana wants you.”
    “Arthur.” Merlin repeated dumbly, “You’re Arthur Pendragon?”
    “Yes,” Arthur, fucking Arthur Pendragon, raised his eyebrows with a smug smile, “I am.”

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    The one in which this is modern day and Merlin is captured for being an assassin. Sherlock Holmes, his older brother, is devastated. The seventh in a series.

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    Arthur tires to relate the cute innocent Merlin he knows with the hardened assassin he has in his mind while also wanting to protect him. So he invites John Watson to tea and shenanigans ensue. This is the sixth in the series. I suggest reading those first.

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    Forth in the Merlin Holmes series about the sociopathic!Merlin and Psychopathic!Sherlock.

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    When Harry receives a wrong number text with a dick pic attached, Merlin is so amused by his response that he sets up a tumblr account for Harry to review other dick pics because... well, it's a slow day in the office.

    In which our boys enjoy some mutual appreciation for each other's dicks before they even get naked.

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