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    melissa overhears charlotte's weekend plans.

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    Every apartment in Paul and Emma's househunt has had problems, so when a dream home with only some fixes needed falls into their hands, they take it without anymore thought. But what they couldn't have anticipated is that the house is not fully theirs, and is still inhabited by ghosts of Hatchetfield residents long gone. And they'll do anything to get them out.

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    A BBC Ghosts AU! You don't have to have seen the show to read this!

    (Title credit to my friend Kellz)

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    When Emma stops by CCRP to drop off some coffee on her break, she has a lot to complain about, but Paul is happy to listen if he can get one particularly annoying interlocutor out of his office.

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    Andrew Kilgore, a brit in love, soon encounters The Bastard that will be his downfall. The only issue is...it's unavoidable and the fall of the cyborg is, in fact, inevitable

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    “What uh…? Are you um…? Why... are you crying behind a plant?”

    Charlotte wiped her face again and shook her head, waving a hand dismissively. “It’s nothing, it’s silly really-”

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    Ted had been expecting to leave Paul and Emma's wedding with Charlotte, but not exactly like this.

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    [Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist AU]

    After a routine medical checkup, Paul Matthews suddenly gains the ability to hear the thoughts of people around him as songs and musical numbers. The only problem is that he hates musicals.

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    Paul just got dumped. He is a sad sack drunk mess at a party he didn't even want to go to, wherein he finds his ex-girlfriend with a new guy she's been seeing. Enter Emma, who is willing and ready to be a friend to a sad drunk boy she just met during a strange bathroom altercation. Neither one of them wanted anything in particular from this. As per usual, though, emotions don't exactly play out as they want them to.

    a fun lil college AU y'all.

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    Hatchetfield has a new problem.

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    small town.
    Big threat
    earth's greatest
    everything is not what it appears

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    2 shots rang out in the hatchetfield Witch Wood as Stanley Hidgens lays dead. An ex-wife stands trial. This is a classic tale of murder and love set against the backdrop of a small town with more secrets then answers

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    Melissa has an accidental tendency towards the... how you say... low end of morality. Not that it's her fault! But it might be, she won't tell you.

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    Every Thursday night was one where Ted would punch his feelings out of his chest by getting down a bottle of any kind of booze, while pretending to pay attention to whatever was playing his TV.
    This Thursday was going to be different, though. And that, he knew it from the moment Charlotte ragingly hang up the phone at her desk.

    Look it's just my trash can on fire ship having a happy ending and a healthy relationship for once, let them have it.

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    A mysterious virus is spreading through the world, starting in Hatchetfield.

    And in Hatchetfield, a team of nine misfits from society join together to brave the world of the coming pandemic.

    There will be kissing. There will be tears. There will be dick jokes.

    After all, this is humanity's eleventh hour.

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    (Edit: Updated 1/26/2021. I have nothing to say for myself about this hiatus, I'm so sorry ahfjsdhfds)

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    MAJOR NIGHTMARE TIME EP.2 SPOILERS - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT AND INTEND TO AT SOME POINT
    In which a different man makes a different decision.

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    A different take on what could have happened during What Do You Want Paul.

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    Ever thought about if TGWDLM and Black Friday were in the same timeline, and what would've happened between the two if that were the case? Because I know I have! I've tried to make this as canon-compliant and in character as possible, but I've also included some headcanons and (accidental) inconsistencies, so it's more like a parallel universe canon-compliant fanfic, if that makes sense
    Starts at the end, ends at the beginning and written from multiple perspectives but mostly focuses on good ol' paulkins. Mentions of violence but probably nothing too graphic (except for a dream-sequence in chapter 10 that's pretty unpleasant I think, but I'll make it easy to skip)

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    Paul has been visiting Beanies everyday rather than the usual Starbucks once he's introduced to the rather cute barista over there. The long walk and god-awful coffee had always been worth it in the end. Seeing her was always the highlight of his day, even if she didn't know it. There was just something about Emma Perkins that always left him speechless.

     

    An idea of what Paul and Emma could've been had the meteor never hit

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    Paul's coworkers and niece think he doesn't know how to flirt. Paul would beg to differ. He just liked to take things slow. If slow meant 'he learned her name after a month only because she told him what it was'. Most everyone seems to think that translates to 'no flirting'. He just needed to get his act together. Easier said than done.

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    Ted had enough. With Melissa by his side, he was ready to let Charlotte go.
    Told over the span of two years.

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