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    Half baked thought’s of mine brought to you by, my bad sleep schedule.

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    TEMPORARY HIATUS. WILL RETURN JUNE 1ST NZST.

     

    Technoblade was supposed to be in retirement. Philza was supposed to helping rebuild L'Manburg. Tommy was supposed to be banished.
    Wilbur was supposed to be dead. Kristin was supposed to be missing.
    Nothing really goes to plan for anyone.
    And no one has a good time.
    Just one big, hurt family trying to survive in a confusing, broken world.
    Get your tissues, I hope you like some angst with your angst.

    THIS IS RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED VERSION OF "NOTHING GOES WRONG".
    (You don't need to read that one first though I won't stop you if you do.)

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    Tommy has been in exile for five months; his beach party failed at the end of the first, and he hasn’t seen anyone other than his dear friend Dream since the end of the third. Haunted by memories and fleeing the remnants of Logsteadshire, he escapes into the untamed wilderness to the North like the feral animal he is.

    Or; Technoblade’s retirement is abruptly cut short.

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    A slow-paced, canon-divergent, multi-arc recovery fic with realism and fantasy elements. Epic sword fights, legendary hybrid heroes, revenge-craving armies, wars on horseback, funky-fresh family dynamics, and a very kind cow.

    A tale where Tommy is usually sad, Technoblade is trying his best, and nobody has a good time for long.

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    Arc I - A Slow Recovery and a Pog Cow; Chapters 1-19
    Arc II - Executions and Old Friends; Chapters 20-??
    Arc III - ??

    This fic is about the DSMP characters, not their CC's! I try to respect all CC boundaries, so there is NO SHIPPING and only canon family stuff. If any of them are uncomfortable with the contents of this fic, please let me know so I can take it down or change it.

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    “Oh, Techno~” Wilbur hummed in a sing-songy voice. “I have good news,”

    Techno quirked an eyebrow, curious at what got Wilbur in a genuinely good mood for once.

    “Tommy dropped Dream today.”

    “He did what?” Techno’s eyes widened ever so slightly. The world seemed to stand still for a second. The implications of that statement came flooding into his mind.

    “Oh, it’s going to be so good to rub it in his face when Tommy is with us. Fucker needs to be dropped down a few pegs anyway.”

    “Wilbur!” Techno half exhaled, half laughed. “Do you know what this means?!”

    Wilbur nodded; Techno continued.

    “We can have him before the night ends.”

     

    OR: Dark SBI mafia AU because there is not enough of this shit out there.

    BE WARNED: Tommy is SEVERELY depressed and incredibly suicidal in this story. There are a lot of heavy mental health related things in here. If you are not in a good state to handle that, please do not read this story.

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    I just felt like writing angst because I am sad right now and that's it.
    Have fun crying :)

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    Tommy, normally, wouldn’t be curious, but seeing how excited his brother is at the tiny, small, minuscule scrap of paper makes him maybe a little cocky, maybe a little excited- a feeling akin to warmth welling up in his chest. “Why’s it so hard to write, then? It doesn’t look all that hard.”

     

    or, alternatively: Tommy doesn't understand why Tubbo isn't talking to him as they used to. Tubbo's just trying to hide the six foot enderian he smuggled in under his nose.

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    Quackity and Wilbur are rivals. They love to hate each other. Therefore, you must see the dilema that occurs when hate sex leads to casual sex. And when they start catching feels? Damn, what can they do?

    Summaries are hard:
    TNTDuo hate sex to feels fic B)

    Updates One to Three Times Monthly
    Character tags are used by those who make lasting impacts on the plot (or show up repeatedly in Ranboo's case) - While they are tagged, they may not be around often.*

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    Tommy and his gang of friends fight up against their religious families; NOT CLICKBAIT

     

    (aka idk how to write a summary for this but Tommy and the gang sing while fighting against their religious school)

    ((also happy birthday Tommy! sorry I like writing angst about you :))

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    He didn't know how, or why, he was back, but it felt great to be out of that hellhole. He was ready to feel the sunlight hitting his face, the moon's glow lighting his eyes and even the rain pouring down on him.

    What he wasn't ready for, were the horrible feeling that he hadn't felt in many years, rushing to meet him again. The numbness being carved into his bones, consuming him as the world around him changed, a new one came into view.

    The pain came crashing harder than a sword being run through him.

    Wilbur was fucking alive.

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    Or, Wilbur is revived and he has to learn how to live again before his own mind destroys him. At the same time, has to try to rebuild his relationship with his family and friends and maybe even find some solace in a certain duck hybrid.

    Tnt Duo my beloved!

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    The pamphlet reads, "REVIVED!
    "Witness the modern immortal Wilbur Soot and his legion of death defiers! Tickets now available online and outside the theater,"
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    Or, Wilbur surprises more than just a couple people.

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    “I killed Wilbur,” Phil whispered, like a sinner confessing in church.
    Techno stilled, hand hovering over the teapot. Then, as though nothing had happened, he continued making the drink.
    “I know,” Techno said, almost casually, “He was already gone, anyway. I think it might have been the merciful thing. Putting him down.”
    Phil choked back a laugh. “He wasn’t a dog, Techno.”
    “No,” Techno admitted grimly, “He wasn’t much of anything anymore.”

    Or: c!Phil regrets and he reconciles.

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    techno sees wilbur’s little friend come over every once and a while to help him with his bad drug usage.

    he didn’t expect that wilbur wanted to be more than just friends with him.

    he didn’t expect to want to be more than just acquaintances with him.

    ((from the same author that brought you: cigarette filled lungs and caramel recovery))

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    Tommy is living with his family of raccoons, and is a little street gremlin. So what if he’s a bit hungry? Who needs food when you’ve got raccoons!

    Dream sees this, and is concerned.

    OR

    Dream adopts street rat Tommy

    MAJOR SPOILERS IN TAGS- BE CAREFUL

    Title from Kill the Queen by Stephen Jerzak

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    After an informative meeting with Dream, Ranboo looks for help from a certain fox.

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     He is the best in this field, everyone falls into the rhythm that he composed and waves their primes with delight hoping he would pick them amongst the other. All he had to do was smile and wave back, maybe indulging them with a little sweet promise of power and they’ll work as a soldier of ant beneath his fancy shoes.

    What a fun life, he noted to himself. Humming in contentment but this is getting a little bit old considering that everyone that he aims is predictable. He wants a change of pace, something thrilling and something that will fuel him with adrenaline and so he set his sight straight to the kings of this city of light.

    The inner circle's fellows will do.

    or, I want a smart Tommy who is hard to get attached and I also wanted to write an au where Tommy is actually the bad guy but also not?.

    or maybe Tommy is just a ball of sadness but he just went 'yea let's just mask the sad stuff with a smiley face mask' (sound awfully similar innit?)

    or angst is just my go-to.

    or maybe you should just read it cuz I'm bad at explaining things.

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    "Run faster!", the satyr yelled, as the thing behind them came closer. It was a cyclops from what Ranboo could see. But that didn't really matter anyways, due to the fact that he was running for his life and more focused of his steps, then on looking back to make out what the thing was, that would kill him if he stopped. He couldn't really tell since when it was following them, but the first time they noticed it, was when it stopped their car. For Ranboo it had just looked like a ugly police officer, but his new found friend, the dude with goat legs, had realized, that this police officer was in fact not a human. The satyr had tried to just continue driving, but the monster had had other plans. It had grabbed their car and their only option was to jump out and run away. So they had stated running. Apparently the way wasn't long that long anymore anyways.

    or

    This is basically just a sbi + Ranboo and Tubbo centered story, with the dsmp members, being demigods in camp halfblood and then some shit happens.

    (The relationship-list is purely platonic, as you might've guessed.)

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    “DAD!” Tommy whined, stomping into his father’s bedroom.

    Phil groaned, not quite awake yet. The bed dipped beside him; he figured he wouldn’t be allowed to fall back asleep any time soon.

    “DAD!” Tommy shouted, shaking Phil. “I want a Wilbur. Now.”

    Phil blinked the sleep out of his eyes, struggling to keep up with his son. He had no clue what the fuck a ‘Wilbur’ was, but he could deal with that later. “Yeah, sure. Whatever you want, kiddo.”

     

    OR; Phil and Tommy are known for running one of the most successful record companies. Spoiled rich kid Tommy finds Wilbur and goes "mine." Techno has other plans.

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    Phil may be bad at emotions, but his son is even worse. He leaves a conversation cut in two behind, grabbing the other half and shoving it down until he forgets. As soon as his door clicks shut he buries himself under blankets with a strained groan.
    Disaster child. Seems really fucking fitting, doesn't it?

    or

    Thirteen people are selected across the city to be part of an experiment in which they gain various superpowers. Everyone involved seems to be a little... off.

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    There was nothingness...

    But something was wrong.

    So, he forced himself to wake up.

    However, what he found when he awoke was much more horrifying than anything he ever could have imagined--his twin, Wilbur, was dead.

    Stricken by grief, he forces those who witnessed and took part in his brother's untimely demise into a world of life and death, where there could be only one survivor.

    What will they do, and how will they overcome this?

    Or maybe the better question is... can they survive?

    The clock is ticking.

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    Upon his sudden death, Wilbur is determined to try and makes some things right. Unable to beach the veil between he dead and the living for long, he drags his twin into his plans, unaware that the consequences would reach further than just making amends.

    Casper, dragged into a world so very different from the one he's always known, a world of war and chaos and destruction, is forced to acclimate, on top of keeping a secret not only for himself, but for his late twin brother, Wilbur. And while he might be resourceful, Casper isn't sure he's built for this...

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