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    ⚜️| the year is 1987, thinking about you by the guns n’ roses is playing and jaskier and geralt are in the back of a club, in a haze of smoke playing a game of cat and mouse. usually, geralt has a no biting rule on his vampire boyfriend, but sometimes on the right night, during the right song, he craves the feeling of jaskier’s teeth on his neck. the feelings of being fed on is like no other, it’s almost euphoric.

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    ⚜️| geralt rarely sleeps in. he wakes up at four, works out for an hour, takes his morning conference calls, works out for another hour, has a small breakfast, and then showers and gets dressed for the day. jaskier always sleeps in. he rolls around (usually naked) in the sheets, daydreaming, and procrastinates. though lately, jaskier has gotten moody to fact that he often wakes up alone. one morning, jaskier tries keeping geralt in bed.

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    I’m not pretty, or gorgeous, or whatever horeshite you’re dolling me up with. We’re fuckbuddies. You don’t need to be so… soft. I don’t deserve it.

     

    He really should be trying to prove Geralt wrong, try and make him see what Jaskier sees in him. But, oh and isn’t it a thought?

     

     

    Or, Jaskier taunts Geralt while being fucked, mostly about his appearance, saying stuff like, "You want to fuck my pretty hole? do you think you deserve to, with a mug as ugly as yours?"

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    For the amazing @starsInMyDamnEyes :D

    the prompt they sent me was this:
    For the witcher!Jaskier prompts: After the mountain, Jaskier decides to go back to witcher-ing as his notoriety as Geralt's bard begins to grate on him. At one point, he is invited by a non-Geralt to spend the winter at Kaer Morhen, and he agrees, mainly to majorly fuck with Geralt's head. The witcher bard can have a little revenge, as a treat :)

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    Jaskier has a great many things. Names, titles, duties, and—cousins. A lot of cousins. And they're all insufferable.

    Geralt learns that blood does not make family.

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