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    Deadpool finds himself looking for Spider-Man after buying a bouquet of flowers. But of course, this is a very friendly and nonchalant gift that he definitely didn't spend hours researching to get the perfect type of flower. Weirdly enough, Spider-Man is nowhere to be found today so now Deadpool has to figure out a way of getting Spidey's attention. At the same time, he has to grapple with the unexpected feelings of expressing his appreciation for the hero with a simple yet conflicting gift.

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    Wade buys flowers and tries to give them to Spider-Man.

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    When the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, finds himself on the wrong side of the law, his only way out is an unconventional one – enrolling at UA High, the prestigious academy for aspiring heroes. The catch? Only the staff knows Deadpool is a student, and they're clueless about his true identity. Join the insanity as Deadpool clashes with quirks, befuddles teachers, and searches for the perfect chimichanga spot, all while keeping his true mission undercover. Get ready for a whirlwind of chaos, laughter, and unexpected heroism in this wild crossover between Deadpool and My Hero Academia!

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    Peter's not what you'd call new at the whole superpower thing.
    He did, however, severely underestimate Deadpool's healing abilities.

    So imagine his shock and horror upon getting a text from the mercenary telling him he's been completely split in half.

     

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    Peter, panicked at how little Wade takes care of himself, decides to be his caretaker. Of course, it helps that Peter has a bit of a savior syndrome, but... There's definitely other reasons for why he's doing it.

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    Cinco años han pasado desde la última vez que Wade Wilson estuvo en New York y muchas cosas han cambiado desde entonces; para empezar, tiene un nuevo par de voces en la cabeza y parece el hijo perdido de Freddy Krueger después de una sobredosis.

    Decidido en rehacer su vida y empezar de cero, el mercenario acepta cualquier trabajo que Weasel le ofrezca con una única excepción: ninguno puede involucrar al amigable hombre araña, que de amigable no tiene nada.

    Por desgracia, Charles Xavier parece no pensar igual y les pone a cargo de una misión de la que ninguno de los dos está dispuesto a caminar lejos.

     

    Este fanfic es la secuela de "the red means I love you".

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    Saving people was hard- especially when you had to swing a civilian to safety.

    There was a balance of strength to use as to make sure you don’t crack their ribs or break their arm.

    Peter had to teach Miles these things- and what better training dummy than Wade W. Wilson?

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    In which Wade is helplessly smitten as always but, to everyone’s surprise, actually gets the man.

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    "A lot of fucked up shit has happened involving Peter Parker and his identity, but never in his life has his secret identity been in the hands of a crazed mass murdered. Well, not this crazed mass murderer... God, his life fucking sucks."

    Due to a misunderstanding, Deadpool tracks down Peter Parker in an attempt to uncover the information he believes Peter has on Daredevil. Meanwhile, Peter desperately tries to keep his secret identity intact while being pursued by a mercenary he’s only met as Spider-Man. Neither of them are particularly successful.

    ***Chapter 6 edited 11/11/23, rating updated to Mature***

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    Again, Danny's been called to help his parents with ghosts, despite them having said he'd get unbridled freedom.

    It goes about as well as you can imagine.

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    "After enough shrodingers-pick-up-lines, Wade had given up on being Spidey’s boyfriend and tried to solidify his spot as a bestie-superhero-friend-forever.
    {Like that’s ever going to happen.}
    [Yeah! Spidey only started tolerating you since you started bringing food.]
    {I bet he still secretly hates you. Or he would hate you if you actually showed him what was under your mask.}
    ‘Shut the hell up, guys. Daddy is setting the scene.'
    Wade felt like he was pretty successful in the friend's department, despite what the voices told him. Because right now, his precious Spidey-kins was lamenting about his recent escapades in love, and if that wasn’t bestie behavior, Wade didn’t know what was.
    “So I met this guy…” Spidey was saying, and boy, that felt like a punch in the gut.

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    ..and the one time he did.

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    If the word 'stabbable' existed, Peter was so sure he would receive the award for 'World's Most Stabbable'.

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    At Tony Stark's traditional New Year's Eve party, Peter Parker stumbles across his most hated person: Deadpool aka Wade Wilson
    Under the influence of alcohol, the evening takes an unexpected turn.

    Over the course of one year, many things can happen...

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    This was a mistake. Peter was not ripped from the complicated array of blankets and pillows to be thrown to the wolves and get nervous ordering a drink from a handsome bartender. The raging battle into his sexuality was not on the to do list today.

    But Peter was no coward, so he steeled himself, to make an actual ass out of himself properly. Instead of standing there with his mouth open catching flies.

    "Uh…"

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    Antes das memórias, Deadpool não precisava saber nada além de informações necessárias para executar sua missão com sucesso. Mas agora, com apenas o nome de seu suposto criador, ele espera poder descobrir suas origens reais.

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    When Wade Wilson is forced to leave his beloved Canada with his mother to avoid his father's wrath, he goes to a new school and makes fast friends with a young boy, Peter Stark who he later discovers is a prince in a place called Asgard, so proclaims himself Peter's bodyguard and the knight of rainbows. They grow closer and closer with age, but feelings grow into something else, especially with the junior dance. But when Wade has to leave for special forces, he promises to never forget Peter. Years later, find Wade in bad favour with the X-Men and Colossus, who decides to hand him over to the Avengers, where he meets the cute Spider-Man, who seems oddly familliar.

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    After a unsuccessful battle with a sorceress, Spider-Man and Deadpool get into a fight. Ugly things are said, statements are made, and the two split ways to lick their wounds in private.

    Except, when they wake up the next morning, things are a little...different.

    Stuck in each others bodies, the two have to track each other down in the Big Apple, find this sorceress, and get her to swap them back into their bodies before anyone is the wiser. And maybe develop deep, introspective feelings about the other as they realize that their is more to their partner in crime-fighting than they originally thought.

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    wade and jake sit on the roof of a random building after a busy night of killing and hard work. but the boxes never shut up and jake is starting to look prettier than a new york city rooftop sunrise,

    wade confesses!— on accident. ish?

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    After being best friends for a few years, Peter is sick of being friend-zoned by his crush, Wade Wilson, having no idea that the merc with a mouth is head over katanas for him. When Tony announces that the Avengers are going to have a black tie event, Peter decides to wear a dress he bought ages ago, getting advice from his mother on how to style it. After wowing Wade with his cute outfit, they dance, flirt, drink and talk. Peter's little plan might have just worked after all.

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    Woken up from a nap after being exhaused from trying to get his PhD, working at the Daily Bugle and super-hero business as Spider-Man by a tirade of texts from Wade.

    Natasha gives Wade her godson's address and he soon arrives, and they talk for a bit, until Harry Osborn, Peter's boyfriend, calls him from work. What Wade doesn't know is that Peter is being abused by the CEO of Oscorp Industries.

    When he finds out, he is fiercely protective over his best friend, half because he's loved Peter in the most unplatonic way since he first met him, half because he had been abused before and didn't want someone else, especially Peter, living in fear like that, so he decides to do something about it.

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    Stumped by the rough blow of Vanessa's rejection when he reveals his face to her after dealing with Weapon X, he goes through a very low stint, until Collossus helps him off his feet, prompting him to go spend some time with the X-Men as a trainee. He is cynical about it at first, but eventually makes some friends. When an old friend, Matt Murdock brings an Avenger with him one day, the merc with a mouth finds himself getting a spark back in his life after meeting the stoic-seeming red and blue spandex wearing spider. Flirting with Peter starts out as a challenge, but soon he opens up to him, where will they go from here?

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    When Tony Stark and his wife, Loki, who is now the ruler of New Asgard through Thor not wanting the title, Peter finds himself alone and unsupervised with Wade Wilson, his crush, after patrol. Having decided then and there that tongiht would be the night he flirts back with Wade's constant flirting, things can only go to his advantage. But there is a bit of a spanner in the works when his ex-boyfriend Harry Osborn calls him, wanting him back after cheating on him.

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