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    During a particularly harsh Los Angeles heatwave, John Constantine finds himself sent on a case which will ultimately lead to his grisly and unexplained demise.

    Finding the body in the bathroom of the apartment we share, and at a loss over what has happened, I find myself on the edge of intentionally joining my lost lover until a man in a white suit steps in with another choice.

    Knowing that John Constantine's love for me was what partially kept him out of his grips, Lucifer suggests taking me to a reality where the exorcist and I never met and fell in love. I have three days to make John Constantine fall in love with me for a second, or rather, first time. If I do, he will make it so Constantine is alive once more and we return to the true reality.

    However, if I fail, Lucifer gets the soul that he has wanted for a very long time.

    My own.

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    Im leaving ao3 ill miss ya'll <3

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    “Hello?” Nico picks up within 3 rings, before Lewis can back off and realise this is a horrible idea.

    He could hang up. He could claim it was a butt dial, and Nico would post a snarky story screenshotting it tomorrow, implying they're still friends, or something.

    “I heard you're a call girl for race week. I call, you come.” Lewis has the upper hand here, he’s not the one with something to be embarrassed by posted on the Internet for everyone to see, smug, and mostly satisfied he didn't slur his words.

    Nico pauses for a beat, before responding smoothly, “Oh? Well, what are you doing right now?”

    lewis gets drunk, sees an incriminating video of his former colleague floating around the internet and regrettably drunk dials his ex. hey, we've all been there.
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    Revived in the future, the Evil Ted robot finds it is almost nothing like the place where he was created and which he remembers.

    Employed by Dennis Caleb McCoy to work at "The Museum of Space and Time", the robot finds himself constantly misbehaving and also struggling to forget the girl he thought he hated from his past.

    However, when reality crumbles following his real counterpart making a fateful decision for the same reason, Evil Ted is granted the chance to return to the past and find some form of heaven for himself.

    *I wish I could say this was a standalone but being familiar with the other entries in the "Time and Time Again" series sure would help a lot.

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    14 years of hell— School ended. But her fight for mental peace is far from over.

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    Really just a middle-of-the-night vent fic, because I finally figured out my feelings.

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    Living next door to a man from the states, a man who calls himself Texas Johnson of all things, the shy, meek, cat loving Canadian woman called Erin, is soon distressed to learn that the man whom forces her nightly to overhear his sexual conquests, is planning to have fireworks on Canada Day.

    Knowing how the loud sounds will upset her feline companions, the woman soon plots to break into the neighboring cottage to destroy the offending fireworks. However, when Johnson comes back early and catches her in the act, he demands she repay him by setting off his last and most personal firecracker, one she need not worry about her pussies having to hear.

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    I guess you could call this a summary or an autobiography. It's kind of about this entire account, and some of my life stuff that happened during it.

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    It is the bright year of 2018. (I know, right? Pre-pandemic times!)

    You are young, and you are in the middle of your latest obsession: Minecraft YouTube videos. You’ve watched Stampylongnose, Sqaishey Quack, StacyPlays, PopularMMOs, LDShadowLady, you’ve watched them all.

    Gamerboy80 was already a familiar name on your list, and you’d just finished watching Purpled’s “Mineplex Cakewars with gamerboy80” video.

    As you stare at your iPad and mindlessly scroll through your YouTube home page, you stumble upon a video titled “i like frogs.” No capitalization to be seen, with only a thumbnail explaining the Minecraft nature of the video.

    That is where it begins.

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    This is probably where it ends for me. Maybe I'll respond to an old comment, maybe I won't. Forever I will read, but temporary is my writing.

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    No fiction here
    Just a thing I wanna do to update y'all about what's happening and when the next chapters for fics or new fics might come out

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    the limited minutes of a mcdonalds breaktime gets a little... hot.

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    Inspiration hit me in the face with a shovel: in the form of very bad haikus.
    So obviously I'm making this your problem.

    (Or just me writing poems, whilst being very sad. Wrote this mostly for myself, but you can read it too)

    D̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶u̶p̶d̶a̶t̶e̶s̶
    Updates whenever I feel sad

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    Being told I need to lose weight for the betterment of my health, I initially find myself depressed and lost at the diagnosis. Having been overweight since I was a child, I've spent years struggling with both diet and excercise, finding success with neither.

    When Dr. Julian Mercer, having overheard my predicament, comes to my door later that night, he suggests a rather controversial form of treatment: sex with him for half a year.

    It seems after his heartbreak at the hands of the famous playwright Erica Barry, Mercer has lost himself in a series of meaningless sexual affairs. Now seeking to wean himself off both Barry and emotionless sex in a singular physical relationship that will also appeal to his altruistic side, Mercer thinks he's found a cure for us both.

    Attracted to the handsome Doctor and soon falling in love with him, though, I soon discover that one ailment might only end up leading to another one just as serious:

    A broken heart.

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    This is basically just me talking about random occurrences in my life. It's very bland and personal but let me know if you like it.

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    HIII this is just an about meee

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    My experience with Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder (ARFID). I wanted to write this after reading "So You Think That If I Haven't Gotten Diagnosed I Can't Possibly Be Sick?" by AuroreChaton.

    I am also self-diagnosed (working on getting a diagnosis) and reading their experience felt pretty validating that I'm not just a 'picky eater wanting to feel special' (seriously, never say that to someone who says they have ARFID). I really related to some of their experiences so I decided to share mine (and maybe even bring some awareness, cause very few people know about it).

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    Vent book or just little silly goofy words. Hahahaha.

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    On a High School field trip to the Death Valley desert in California, I terrifyingly find myself separated from the other classmates and worse yet, am soon left behind as the bus drives away without my big ass on it.

    However, I soon myself not as alone as I had initially thought. Always trying to reconcile with his ex girlfriend, fellow student, Jeff, was also unfortunately left behind as a prank by Julie's popular friends turned nasty.

    Stranded in Death Valley, both Jeff and I have to trek across the desert while avoiding succumbing to the wildlife, heat and some bad Paula Abdul injokes.

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    Why me n ceitchi hate rape and weird genshin writers and how it's scary

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    Robert Arctor, back safely inside of the life he knew before New Path, finds everything as it should be, the paranoia stabilized as he returns to everything he knows.

    Everything he knows, however, is soon disrupted by the appearance of someone he has never met before.

    Slowly she insinuates herself into his life, much to his discomfort, making his newfound peace feel tenuous and on the verge of breaking.

    As the weeks progress and he slowly grows to care for her, despite his reluctance, he finds a far more darker seed of disturbance suddenly sown into his existence, one that makes him long to protect, not only himself, but the woman whom first disrupted his life.

    Two hopeless impossibilities.

    *Long title inspired by a line from Philip K. Dick's "Ubik"

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    My favorite characters have sex with each other all at the same time. :(

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